Zane Gordon-Bouzard
@zeepeegeebee.bsky.social
gourmand-buzzard
freelance film editor
opinions are my own
freelance film editor
opinions are my own
Please issue a correction @nytimes.com otherwise your reputation for integrity will be ruined
October 3, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Please issue a correction @nytimes.com otherwise your reputation for integrity will be ruined
CAMEO Search Result: "Impersonator: Three Stooges 'Moe'" - - -
"Wise up, numbskull! It's me Moe, from The Three Stooges, you acorn!! Whaddya want?! I can send ya a birthday message, a congratutions, or even a business-related video for your presentation. Just give me a ring-a-ding on my horn!"
"Wise up, numbskull! It's me Moe, from The Three Stooges, you acorn!! Whaddya want?! I can send ya a birthday message, a congratutions, or even a business-related video for your presentation. Just give me a ring-a-ding on my horn!"
I know we’re not supposed to goof on people’s looks, but if this is what being a billionaire does to you, I’m happy to be a poor slob
September 30, 2026 at 9:12 AM
CAMEO Search Result: "Impersonator: Three Stooges 'Moe'" - - -
"Wise up, numbskull! It's me Moe, from The Three Stooges, you acorn!! Whaddya want?! I can send ya a birthday message, a congratutions, or even a business-related video for your presentation. Just give me a ring-a-ding on my horn!"
"Wise up, numbskull! It's me Moe, from The Three Stooges, you acorn!! Whaddya want?! I can send ya a birthday message, a congratutions, or even a business-related video for your presentation. Just give me a ring-a-ding on my horn!"
Insane that this dude just basically became a real life version of the "Tim Heidecker" from On Cinema. He literally runs out to take an emergency shit at the end. He's seconds away from beginning to cry and worry audibly about his thoughts leaking out of his nose. Sad stuff, hope he seeks help.
here is Duncan Trussell warning the comedians working at the Onion/Infowars that they are traitors who might get put to the guillotine
September 28, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Insane that this dude just basically became a real life version of the "Tim Heidecker" from On Cinema. He literally runs out to take an emergency shit at the end. He's seconds away from beginning to cry and worry audibly about his thoughts leaking out of his nose. Sad stuff, hope he seeks help.
The Master of Misfits Returns!
Johnny Depp eats decorative plant at Las Vegas party in bizarre video
Johnny Depp eats decorative plant at Las Vegas party in bizarre video
Depp may be gearing up for a return to the “Pirates of the Caribbean” franchise after years out of the Hollywood spotlight.
trib.al
September 27, 2026 at 9:46 PM
The Master of Misfits Returns!
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🎬 Now streaming on Criterion Channel 24/7:
403 Forbidden
Next film starts around: unknown
Watch on Criterion Channel
403 Forbidden
Next film starts around: unknown
Watch on Criterion Channel
September 27, 2026 at 12:57 AM
🎬 Now streaming on Criterion Channel 24/7:
403 Forbidden
Next film starts around: unknown
Watch on Criterion Channel
403 Forbidden
Next film starts around: unknown
Watch on Criterion Channel
This shit is so dumb Jesus Christ there's no way actual adults doing boys=dogs, girls=cats calculations in their minds, right? Do the world a favor if that's something you've ever sincerely thought of as a mature adult with a job and go chop off your hand as punishment for being a goddamn moron.
September 22, 2026 at 3:20 AM
This shit is so dumb Jesus Christ there's no way actual adults doing boys=dogs, girls=cats calculations in their minds, right? Do the world a favor if that's something you've ever sincerely thought of as a mature adult with a job and go chop off your hand as punishment for being a goddamn moron.
Neil Hamburger voice: "They should have abandoned him for the music years ago!"
September 21, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Neil Hamburger voice: "They should have abandoned him for the music years ago!"
Ed Sheeran looks like the product of a one night stand between a British woman and the legendary lover, Gritty. Also, despite Ed's age, he has not still fully hit puberty.
September 16, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Ed Sheeran looks like the product of a one night stand between a British woman and the legendary lover, Gritty. Also, despite Ed's age, he has not still fully hit puberty.
One of the wildest things about visiting the Anne Frank house in Amsterdam is that she had a black & white version of this photo tacked on her side of the bedroom wall.
September 10, 2026 at 6:11 AM
One of the wildest things about visiting the Anne Frank house in Amsterdam is that she had a black & white version of this photo tacked on her side of the bedroom wall.
If you ever watch JAWS with me, I can faithfully quote this background section of dialogue to you when it arises, but I will say "Not a pizza umbrella" because that is what I heard in my mind until I was in my late twenties at least.
Not a beach umbrella, not a sun lounger, no beach balls.
September 6, 2026 at 5:25 AM
If you ever watch JAWS with me, I can faithfully quote this background section of dialogue to you when it arises, but I will say "Not a pizza umbrella" because that is what I heard in my mind until I was in my late twenties at least.
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You haven't got one thing on here I ordered.
August 28, 2026 at 5:00 AM
You haven't got one thing on here I ordered.
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Doing this is more embarrassing than shitting your pants in public
This is what my nightmares are like after I take too much cough syrup
September 1, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Doing this is more embarrassing than shitting your pants in public
make a band bigger: Neutral Milk Hotel Casino & Resort
make a band bigger: 300 Odd Foot of Grunts
make a band bigger: All Man, All Biscuit
August 23, 2026 at 11:39 PM
make a band bigger: Neutral Milk Hotel Casino & Resort
There should be a movie where Sam Rockwell, Walt Goggins, and Mark Proksch play brothers from wildly different backgrounds who are forced to come together to do a heist of the vault of a loan shark business owned by a ruthless @andyrichter.co . Would be good!
August 22, 2026 at 6:30 AM
There should be a movie where Sam Rockwell, Walt Goggins, and Mark Proksch play brothers from wildly different backgrounds who are forced to come together to do a heist of the vault of a loan shark business owned by a ruthless @andyrichter.co . Would be good!
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I am pledging $400 to the next director of an EVIL DEAD movie who remembers that they're supposed to be funny
August 9, 2026 at 6:59 AM
I am pledging $400 to the next director of an EVIL DEAD movie who remembers that they're supposed to be funny
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Why do we fall Mr Lyndon?
So we can learn to get back up again
barry begin
So we can learn to get back up again
barry begin
August 5, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Why do we fall Mr Lyndon?
So we can learn to get back up again
barry begin
So we can learn to get back up again
barry begin
Not Horror Master Eli Roth!!!
Eli Roth confirms that generative AI was used in his new horror film ‘ICE CREAM MAN’.
“It was an opportunity where technology and creativity came together to help bring my vision for the film to life.”
(Source: www.polygon.com/eli-roth-ice...)
“It was an opportunity where technology and creativity came together to help bring my vision for the film to life.”
(Source: www.polygon.com/eli-roth-ice...)
August 5, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Not Horror Master Eli Roth!!!
There are quality products and then there are Gildan t-shirt products, the undeniable gold standard for incredible design and material comfort
July 25, 2026 at 7:30 AM
There are quality products and then there are Gildan t-shirt products, the undeniable gold standard for incredible design and material comfort
The Annoying Scrotum
whatever magic Trump once had as a public speaker to non-cult audiences is long gone
July 25, 2026 at 5:39 AM
The Annoying Scrotum