Zen Turtle
@zenturtle.net
Cycling Coach - Coffee Snob
Bikes 🚴 Coffee ☕️ Rock 🎤 Roll 🎸
Designed in 🇮🇹 Made in 🇺🇸
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"I'm not saying I'm Batman
I'm just saying nobody has ever seen me and Batman in a room together"
Bikes 🚴 Coffee ☕️ Rock 🎤 Roll 🎸
Designed in 🇮🇹 Made in 🇺🇸
www.zenturtle.net
"I'm not saying I'm Batman
I'm just saying nobody has ever seen me and Batman in a room together"
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Zen Turtle
@zenturtle.net
· Oct 14
a man says " you keep using that word . i do not think it means what you think it means "
ALT: a man says " you keep using that word . i do not think it means what you think it means "
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America:
- Expressway: a road where traffic lights 🚦 are red most of the time...
- Espresso: a coffee ☕️ drink that takes an average of 10min to get prepared...
- Expressway: a road where traffic lights 🚦 are red most of the time...
- Espresso: a coffee ☕️ drink that takes an average of 10min to get prepared...
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Wow!! Great response on the "Woodstein" coverage of Watergate. They did it all without Google or iPhones. Ford pardoned Nixon because he was worried about what it would do to this country. Now we know it didn't fall apart. der trumple's WH gang please note: Nixon's guys went to prison.
September 21, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Wow!! Great response on the "Woodstein" coverage of Watergate. They did it all without Google or iPhones. Ford pardoned Nixon because he was worried about what it would do to this country. Now we know it didn't fall apart. der trumple's WH gang please note: Nixon's guys went to prison.
AI adoption is going exactly as e-bike adoption...
My friends at first:
"I will NEVER ride one of those monstrosities...."
Now:
"Hey bro, when are you getting one of these? So much fun... get with the program ..."
My friends at first:
"I will NEVER ride one of those monstrosities...."
Now:
"Hey bro, when are you getting one of these? So much fun... get with the program ..."
September 21, 2026 at 5:10 PM
AI adoption is going exactly as e-bike adoption...
My friends at first:
"I will NEVER ride one of those monstrosities...."
Now:
"Hey bro, when are you getting one of these? So much fun... get with the program ..."
My friends at first:
"I will NEVER ride one of those monstrosities...."
Now:
"Hey bro, when are you getting one of these? So much fun... get with the program ..."
Talking to few local businesses owners
"We see way fewer people over the weekend, I wonder why..."
Can't connect the dots between high gas prices and people not moving?
"We see way fewer people over the weekend, I wonder why..."
Can't connect the dots between high gas prices and people not moving?
September 21, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Talking to few local businesses owners
"We see way fewer people over the weekend, I wonder why..."
Can't connect the dots between high gas prices and people not moving?
"We see way fewer people over the weekend, I wonder why..."
Can't connect the dots between high gas prices and people not moving?
Ok, adding Patriots and Sheeran to the list of blocked words, I don't know why @bsky.app keeps showing me stuff I don't care about in my feed
September 20, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Ok, adding Patriots and Sheeran to the list of blocked words, I don't know why @bsky.app keeps showing me stuff I don't care about in my feed
Coolest thing I saw yesterday: if you want to drive your stinky vintage car on the road, make it electric. Vintage EV conversion gotta be one of the best ideas ever
September 11, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Coolest thing I saw yesterday: if you want to drive your stinky vintage car on the road, make it electric. Vintage EV conversion gotta be one of the best ideas ever
I would like to know why EV charging still has so much friction: every time there’s a new provider you have to create a new account, download the app, etc, etc. WHY?
Can’t it just be I swipe my card you charge my car? Like a normal gas station?
EV adoption is trailing behind? YEAH you bet it is.
Can’t it just be I swipe my card you charge my car? Like a normal gas station?
EV adoption is trailing behind? YEAH you bet it is.
September 4, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I would like to know why EV charging still has so much friction: every time there’s a new provider you have to create a new account, download the app, etc, etc. WHY?
Can’t it just be I swipe my card you charge my car? Like a normal gas station?
EV adoption is trailing behind? YEAH you bet it is.
Can’t it just be I swipe my card you charge my car? Like a normal gas station?
EV adoption is trailing behind? YEAH you bet it is.
The people desperately trying to book a meeting in your calendar without stating the purpose of the meeting
Marques Brownlee: The Answer Is No
ALT: Marques Brownlee: The Answer Is No
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August 28, 2026 at 5:40 PM
The people desperately trying to book a meeting in your calendar without stating the purpose of the meeting
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President Obama, Most Admired,
And Who Inspired, The U.S. .......
And Who Inspired, The U.S. .......
August 24, 2026 at 1:29 PM
President Obama, Most Admired,
And Who Inspired, The U.S. .......
And Who Inspired, The U.S. .......
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Absolutely 💯 True…..
August 24, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Absolutely 💯 True…..
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Beat the machine.
NEW AD.
NEW AD.
August 18, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Beat the machine.
NEW AD.
NEW AD.
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I googled my symptoms and it turns out I need a cottage on a quiet lake, a stack of books and a case of wine.
August 19, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I googled my symptoms and it turns out I need a cottage on a quiet lake, a stack of books and a case of wine.
Telescopes cause asteroids
August 19, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Telescopes cause asteroids
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Jon Ossoff found the one button in Washington labeled DO NOT PRESS and immediately leaned on it with both elbows.
August 19, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Jon Ossoff found the one button in Washington labeled DO NOT PRESS and immediately leaned on it with both elbows.
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Does it ever feel like you're in a cage being watched?
Well, you are. By Flock cameras, thanks to Mike Rogers.
Well, you are. By Flock cameras, thanks to Mike Rogers.
August 19, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Does it ever feel like you're in a cage being watched?
Well, you are. By Flock cameras, thanks to Mike Rogers.
Well, you are. By Flock cameras, thanks to Mike Rogers.
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"Thank you for contacting customer service, we understand your frustration..."
Jerry Seinfeld & Elaine Benes: I Don't Think You Do
ALT: Jerry Seinfeld & Elaine Benes: I Don't Think You Do
static.klipy.com
August 14, 2026 at 3:36 PM
"Thank you for contacting customer service, we understand your frustration..."
Everybody wishes something different... or not
August 10, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Everybody wishes something different... or not
"Love Thy Neighbor"
God knows I do love mine...
God knows I do love mine...
August 10, 2026 at 5:36 PM
"Love Thy Neighbor"
God knows I do love mine...
God knows I do love mine...
August 10, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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El-Sayed on Vance: Is that Peter Thiel's boy with that Ohio charisma? The last thing that he said that made any sense was Hillbilly Elegy—after he said that Donald Trump had no business being president of anything. And then he decided to suck up to power.
August 6, 2026 at 12:12 AM
El-Sayed on Vance: Is that Peter Thiel's boy with that Ohio charisma? The last thing that he said that made any sense was Hillbilly Elegy—after he said that Donald Trump had no business being president of anything. And then he decided to suck up to power.