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Tom Cruise (Circa 2005ish) is a Sniffies 10/10
August 29, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Uncle Rukus said yes to gay son twice and we got Steve Lacy and Frank Ocean
August 29, 2026 at 8:04 PM
If you told AI to have Uniqua (Backyardagain's) rap/cover the anything from Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded, you have a Trim song..
August 28, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I wish dick tasted like these
August 15, 2026 at 11:20 PM
They put Stevey Nicks and Sam Smith into the hadron collider at CERN and Chappell Roan walked out.
July 19, 2026 at 6:31 AM
July 10, 2026 at 6:22 AM
jorkn it w one of these bad boys on 👋🏽💦
July 3, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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enjoy
July 3, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Men a man w some toddiez
July 3, 2026 at 8:13 PM
NO HELICOPTERS
Here are some friendly reminders.

1. Do NOT get a helicopter.
2. Wash your pillowcases.
3. Drink water
4. Scrub those baseboards
5. Don't be afraid to ask for what you want. The worst thing someone can say is no.
6. Do NOT under any circumstance talk to the police.
July 3, 2026 at 8:06 PM
If you combine a pack of sour patch kids and Lady Gaga you get Charli XCX
July 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
If Azealia Banks was a food category, it would be "Bodega Hibachi" 🏪🍱🍜🍛
July 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
June 24, 2026 at 7:54 AM
If Ladygaga's music had a flavor it would be Trolli gummies (derogatory)
June 24, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Ppl who watch love island shouldn't be allowed to vote accrue or maintain professional titles.
June 23, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Tyler the Creator is noise pollution disguised as a black man
June 22, 2026 at 6:26 PM
WTF GOING AWN INDIS PIZZA SHOP BROOO???
June 22, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Golden retrievers dont wear bonnets, so why do white woman wear them?
June 22, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Whole foods addict to pseudo health & wellness guru influencer pipeline.
March 6, 2026 at 8:04 PM
cis men have done nothing but hold back humanity, its time for yall to voluntarily walk into the pits of hell single file.
March 3, 2026 at 2:26 PM
@ yt ppl that use AAVE; when we tell you not to use AAVE, sometimes its more for your own benefit because its sounds like you're having a stroke and we're getting second hand embarrassment.. 🤍
February 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
(For Black people) Pop the ballon is just slave auction meets love island but nobody wins- Its just inter-community hatred and no one wins.
January 27, 2026 at 12:05 AM
TMZ stands for Trump, Murica, and Zionist. #NastyandEvil
January 26, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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July 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM