jamie (they/them)
@zerojokes.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ nonbinary, queer, and communist in seattle. I like art movies, dance music, and bad jokes. some nsfw stuff.
https://boxd.it/1XpCx
https://boxd.it/1XpCx
More like Teddy Sinks (got em)
September 22, 2026 at 6:34 PM
More like Teddy Sinks (got em)
me giving myself credit as an older person engaging with new music:
"tonight I'll take a few minutes to listen to the new track by recording artist 1tbsp"
"tonight I'll take a few minutes to listen to the new track by recording artist 1tbsp"
September 22, 2026 at 1:07 AM
me giving myself credit as an older person engaging with new music:
"tonight I'll take a few minutes to listen to the new track by recording artist 1tbsp"
"tonight I'll take a few minutes to listen to the new track by recording artist 1tbsp"
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On this day in 2011, Georgia executed Troy Davis despite new evidence of his innocence. The evidence was so compelling that three of his jurors urged the government to stop the execution.
Sep. 21, 2011 | Troy Davis Executed in Georgia Despite Evidence of Innocence
Learn more about our history of racial injustice.
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September 21, 2026 at 1:02 PM
On this day in 2011, Georgia executed Troy Davis despite new evidence of his innocence. The evidence was so compelling that three of his jurors urged the government to stop the execution.
Evil Mariah Carey in 2002: Harmbracelet
September 20, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Evil Mariah Carey in 2002: Harmbracelet
Oh no don't put your own lycra photos in the comments that would ruin my day sooo much
I don't know why I have a lyrca kink, but anyway now I'm off to stare at the bicycle guy I follow
September 19, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Oh no don't put your own lycra photos in the comments that would ruin my day sooo much
I don't know why I have a lyrca kink, but anyway now I'm off to stare at the bicycle guy I follow
September 19, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I don't know why I have a lyrca kink, but anyway now I'm off to stare at the bicycle guy I follow
caught daydreaming about cosmetic surgery again
September 19, 2026 at 3:53 PM
caught daydreaming about cosmetic surgery again
I wouldn’t know if 20 year old me would be disappointed because I’d block them first
September 18, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I wouldn’t know if 20 year old me would be disappointed because I’d block them first
I don’t use the apps. I like to open my window and yell “come get your daily sucking” and a few guys just line up outside the door.
September 18, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I don’t use the apps. I like to open my window and yell “come get your daily sucking” and a few guys just line up outside the door.
I don’t think the Troye song needed the Madonna part
September 18, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I don’t think the Troye song needed the Madonna part
Downloading all of my nudes off my alt because I lost everything on my phone since I started being slutty again.
September 17, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Downloading all of my nudes off my alt because I lost everything on my phone since I started being slutty again.
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the triumvirate (2026)
September 17, 2026 at 5:17 PM
the triumvirate (2026)
I have too many crushes at a time when I’m weeks away from socializing again
September 17, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I have too many crushes at a time when I’m weeks away from socializing again
something was in the air that year
September 17, 2026 at 4:22 AM
something was in the air that year
Honestly music peaked in 1997
September 17, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Honestly music peaked in 1997
Turns out not only did I lose the last 4 years of photos on my phone when it crashed but I had backup turned on and it still didn’t help
September 17, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Turns out not only did I lose the last 4 years of photos on my phone when it crashed but I had backup turned on and it still didn’t help
I need today to be better than the last two 🥲
September 16, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I need today to be better than the last two 🥲
I really like Cutwater cans but I'd wish they'd sell me the ones that uncircumcised people can buy (Uncutwaters)
September 16, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I really like Cutwater cans but I'd wish they'd sell me the ones that uncircumcised people can buy (Uncutwaters)
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Centrists say that they love compromise. Well guess what, leaving trans people the fuck alone to live their lives IS the compromise.
It's 2026. Trans rights or GTFO.
It's 2026. Trans rights or GTFO.
September 15, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Centrists say that they love compromise. Well guess what, leaving trans people the fuck alone to live their lives IS the compromise.
It's 2026. Trans rights or GTFO.
It's 2026. Trans rights or GTFO.
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When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
September 15, 2026 at 1:27 PM
When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
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The reason Kanye is allowed to continue to work & Macklemore isn’t is because the people making these decisions don’t care about preventing antisemitism they care about protecting settler colonialism.
September 15, 2026 at 3:35 PM
The reason Kanye is allowed to continue to work & Macklemore isn’t is because the people making these decisions don’t care about preventing antisemitism they care about protecting settler colonialism.
“Hi I know you have a full time job in Seattle but I’d like to tell you about this 6 month contact gig in Dallas” is a message I just received.
September 15, 2026 at 4:36 PM
“Hi I know you have a full time job in Seattle but I’d like to tell you about this 6 month contact gig in Dallas” is a message I just received.
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"AI is going to kill us all."
"I was in AI, and AI is going to kill us all."
"The AI guy saying AI is going to kill us all is overreacting, actually. But AI is going to kill us all."
On a loop. Every week.
"I was in AI, and AI is going to kill us all."
"The AI guy saying AI is going to kill us all is overreacting, actually. But AI is going to kill us all."
On a loop. Every week.
September 15, 2026 at 2:27 PM
"AI is going to kill us all."
"I was in AI, and AI is going to kill us all."
"The AI guy saying AI is going to kill us all is overreacting, actually. But AI is going to kill us all."
On a loop. Every week.
"I was in AI, and AI is going to kill us all."
"The AI guy saying AI is going to kill us all is overreacting, actually. But AI is going to kill us all."
On a loop. Every week.