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zlosov.bsky.social
Leading cause of male pregnancy
@zlosov.bsky.social
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i don't even know what i'm doing anymore, lmao.
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September 18, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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September 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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September 1, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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September 1, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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August 31, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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August 30, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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August 29, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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He is a Sir geon
August 29, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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August 24, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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August 23, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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August 22, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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Sometimes i smell an ovulating male and it takes all my power to fight the instincts.
One day I'll slip, and boy is it gonna be embarrassing.

They're gonna cancel me on twitter probably...
August 15, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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They're having a "What if spiderman was trans" discourse on twitter and i had to pitch in my two cents with a shitty MS paint comic
August 15, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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Im-a so tiered
July 26, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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You lot are lowkiringkey sleeping on paying me to make mechs/robots/exosuits ngl

It's my forte' my passione' my jenesesquoi
July 26, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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July 21, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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July 17, 2026 at 5:59 AM
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July 16, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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Ough i wanna pipis blast so hard rn.
June 20, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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Psychically announcing my arrival to my minions but instead of an ominous warning they just get this popup in their brain
June 20, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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My least favorite about Comission work isn't the work, it's the accounting. Im constantly paranoid that i forgot someone. Hasn't happened yet but knowing me...

Especially right now because twitter's DMs are broken, i might deadass just miss a person and never realize it, harrowing experience.
June 18, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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WORK ALL NIGHT ON A DRINK O' RUM
DAYLIGHT COME I STILL WORK AT HOME

STACKING UPDATES TILL THE MORNING COME
STILL NO RESPITE AND I'M STUCK AT HOME
June 12, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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on the plus side: moneys coming in, i am no longer panicking about the possibility of loaning it.
On the minus side: there is no minus side, sure it's a lot of work but it's honest and productive.
June 11, 2026 at 6:41 AM
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big knife, big woman, comm from twitter.
June 7, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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welp, im never getting comissions if algorithm is going to rape me by absolutely destroying the visibility of my posts like that

shit.
Guess I'll suffer
June 7, 2026 at 1:10 AM