Zach Mack
@zmack.bsky.social
Bar & restaurant owner, writer, podcaster, 40x wedding officiant
Interior designer: "And so when we install the half screen on the shower instead of a full cover, you want the water to..."
Any European, nodding aggressively in agreement: "Cover every square inch of the bathroom floor. Absolutely."
Any European, nodding aggressively in agreement: "Cover every square inch of the bathroom floor. Absolutely."
September 27, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Interior designer: "And so when we install the half screen on the shower instead of a full cover, you want the water to..."
Any European, nodding aggressively in agreement: "Cover every square inch of the bathroom floor. Absolutely."
Any European, nodding aggressively in agreement: "Cover every square inch of the bathroom floor. Absolutely."
In Ireland for like, 8 hours and I’m already making new friends
September 21, 2026 at 7:25 PM
In Ireland for like, 8 hours and I’m already making new friends
I know for a fact that it’s exclusively Pavement
What song do you think is playing while Jimothy runs through the Seattle backyards? #jimothy
August 5, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I know for a fact that it’s exclusively Pavement
And I plan to conquer Europe
$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
August 5, 2026 at 8:12 PM
And I plan to conquer Europe
Spirits writer friends are probably already aware of this, but let it be known: Mariah Carey has an Irish cream line, and I’m lowkey obsessed with it.
August 5, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Spirits writer friends are probably already aware of this, but let it be known: Mariah Carey has an Irish cream line, and I’m lowkey obsessed with it.
Sometimes I walk down the pasta aisle just to feel something
August 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Sometimes I walk down the pasta aisle just to feel something
Maybe it’s just me, but I have a hard time believing Massachusetts would let a place like Widow’s Bay exist (assuming it must be Maine)
July 29, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Maybe it’s just me, but I have a hard time believing Massachusetts would let a place like Widow’s Bay exist (assuming it must be Maine)
Ok, this is what I get for saying “we should go to the beach!” out loud an hour ago.
July 2, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Ok, this is what I get for saying “we should go to the beach!” out loud an hour ago.
Happy Canada Dayyyyyyyy-ehhhhhhhh!
July 2, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Happy Canada Dayyyyyyyy-ehhhhhhhh!
You’re texting me? I’m here, an American, celebrating a historic Canadian win and you’re sending me messages?
June 28, 2026 at 9:04 PM
You’re texting me? I’m here, an American, celebrating a historic Canadian win and you’re sending me messages?
We need to bring back kitchen TVs
June 15, 2026 at 4:59 AM
We need to bring back kitchen TVs
“Tim Knuckles? Tim Holes?” - my wife in Toronto for the first time trying to remember the name for Tim Horton’s donut holes, TimBits
June 15, 2026 at 4:31 AM
“Tim Knuckles? Tim Holes?” - my wife in Toronto for the first time trying to remember the name for Tim Horton’s donut holes, TimBits
You ever find yourself deeply relating to a truck in Somerset?
Lorry gets stuck in hole it was sent to fix in Somerset
Lorry gets stuck in hole it was sent to fix in Somerset
Lorry left at near 45-degree angle after ground gave way on road near Walton
A lorry became stuck in a sinkhole after being sent to fix it.
Contractors from a company called Stabilised Pavements were sent to fix the sinkhole on Butleigh Drove, near Walton in Somerset, when the ground gave way, the Times reported. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
May 12, 2026 at 12:16 PM
You ever find yourself deeply relating to a truck in Somerset?
I know this means nothing to pretty much everyone on here, but if you’re a bar owner in NYC, this is like Christmas x10
April 29, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I know this means nothing to pretty much everyone on here, but if you’re a bar owner in NYC, this is like Christmas x10
The guy in the background in a Turnstile shirt, oh my god
April 11, 2026 at 12:31 AM
The guy in the background in a Turnstile shirt, oh my god
Every day feels like such a bummer lately, and then a massive crowd shows up to your bar to watch something this awe inspiring all together. Had no idea how badly I needed this.
April 11, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Every day feels like such a bummer lately, and then a massive crowd shows up to your bar to watch something this awe inspiring all together. Had no idea how badly I needed this.
Sitting here on a Thursday night in 2026 *desperately* trying to convince my wife that this one Real Housewife of Rhode Island owns a serval
April 10, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Sitting here on a Thursday night in 2026 *desperately* trying to convince my wife that this one Real Housewife of Rhode Island owns a serval
Or me, after 3.5 Sierra Nevadas in Tahoe just trying to get back to my hotel room from the parking lot literally one week ago
March 11, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Or me, after 3.5 Sierra Nevadas in Tahoe just trying to get back to my hotel room from the parking lot literally one week ago
It literally always works
I will simply tell them I live in New York City and I will be welcomed as a friend
Could travel get hostile? How to deal—and why the long tail of Covid might be an American’s saving grace.
March 11, 2026 at 6:32 AM
It literally always works
Tompkins Square Park is something truly special right now
February 23, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Tompkins Square Park is something truly special right now
It is -14 degrees in Finland today, fam. Fahrenheit!
February 14, 2026 at 10:36 AM
It is -14 degrees in Finland today, fam. Fahrenheit!
I couldn’t possibly be more in Finland right now
February 11, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I couldn’t possibly be more in Finland right now
Reposted by Zach Mack
Here's a great read about Mack and the Peoples story, written by my pal John Harry:
www.goodbeerhunting.com/blog/2020/7/...
www.goodbeerhunting.com/blog/2020/7/...
February 2, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Here's a great read about Mack and the Peoples story, written by my pal John Harry:
www.goodbeerhunting.com/blog/2020/7/...
www.goodbeerhunting.com/blog/2020/7/...
Also: going to the hospital
Brazil’s Bolsonaro finds novel way to reduce 27-year sentence: reading books
Brazil’s Bolsonaro finds novel way to reduce 27-year sentence: reading books
Former president convicted for coup plot to take advantage of law that knocks four days off jail term for each book read
Jair Bolsonaro’s lawyers appear to have been reading up on the country’s penal code and have found a way to help their client reduce the 27-year prison sentence he received last year for plotting a coup: reading books.
There is only one problem: the former far-right Brazilian president has never been known as a bibliophile. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Also: going to the hospital