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thethomasvdb.bsky.social
« Dingueries et Croix Gammées »
(ma chronique à « La Dernière » de Radio Nova)
October 5, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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September 26, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
IG: wtf.feelingsss (@_wtffeelingsss) on twitter: "I wish i could be mysterious and alluring but i look like i own a propeller hat and a comedically large lollipop"
September 27, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
polyampire on twitter: "if I was cupid I'd line up trickshots to form polycules all the time. it'd be all I ever do"
September 27, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
October 5, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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alpha00zero.bsky.social
Remi showing you a trick. She flaps her ears and starts lifting up.
October 5, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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gpatrick.bsky.social
Sums up my feelings. 
October 2, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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japrenticewrites.bsky.social
"i miss vine" Tarzan's last thought as he plummets to the jungle floor
October 5, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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checrawford.bsky.social
Getting in the spirit #comictober2026

#dnd #ttrpg #comics #halloween
October 4, 2026 at 11:09 AM
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marjolainekoch.bsky.social
Je suis allée lire la fiche wikipedia de Laurent Nunez sur les conseils d'une personne ici. Effectivement c'est à la fois instructif ET hilarant 😁
Extrait : "Le 14 novembre, il dépose une plainte qu'il rend publique contre Pierre-Emmanuel Barré qui avait déclaré quelques jours plus tôt dans l'émission La Dernière sur Radio Nova que « la police et la gendarmerie, c'est Daech avec la sécurité de l'emploi »[33],[34] et qu'« il y a de fortes suspicions que Laurent Nuñez soit une grosse cuve à pisse »[35],[36],[37]. Cette plainte aurait été motivée par le syndicat policier UN1TÉ qui avait demandé « des suites judiciaires » à la suite des propos de l'humoriste[38]. Le 28 septembre 2026, la plainte est classée sans suite, le terme "grosse cuve à pisse" n'étant pas diffamant pour parler de Laurent Nuñez[39]."
October 4, 2026 at 8:28 AM
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
take a look at my new book 🎉 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
October 3, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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padrepio.bsky.social
À l'instant précis où c'est l'Intérieur et ses brutes en uniforme qu'on a chargé d'aller répondre aux angoisses des lycéens qui demandent plus de profs et moins de rats dans leurs lycées en ruine.
leparisien.fr Le Parisien @leparisien.fr · 3d
Mobilisation lycéenne : comment le mouvement a-t-il basculé dans la violence ?
➡️ https://l.leparisien.fr/erzP
October 3, 2026 at 10:13 AM
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
Shout out to my neighbor who never emerges from his place except to take selfies with a sword
July 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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museum-of-twitter.bsky.social
@JFriedhoff me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
October 2, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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museum-of-twitter.bsky.social
Tweet from quarseus (@hogie_j): (Eleven Adam Drivers from Marriage Story punching the wall, then shouting in the second panel, "I can feel it coming in the air tonight")
October 3, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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rbreich.bsky.social
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1

CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1

CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 325-to-1

Trickle-down economics was always a sham.

Nothing has ever trickled down.
October 2, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
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Who, Me? was a top secret, sulfurous, non-lethal chemical weapon developed by MIT-graduate Ernest Crocker for the U.S. Office of Strategic Services during World War II.[1][2] Who, Me? smelled strongly of fecal matter, and was issued in pocket atomizers intended to be unobtrusively sprayed on a German officer to humiliate him and, by extension, demoralize the occupying German forces.[3] Who, Me? had a high concentration of extremely volatile sulfur compounds that were very difficult to control: more often than not, the person who did the spraying also ended up smelling as bad as the one targeted.[4] After two weeks, it was concluded that Who, Me? was a failure.
October 2, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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October 1, 2026 at 7:30 PM
znflx.bsky.social
Se dire "qu'est-ce qu'il est con ce chat" juste après lui avoir fait des papouilles, et l'entendre bonk la porte toute seule comme une grande la miliseconde d'après c'est très impressionnant.
October 1, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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morganngicquel.com
🔴 BREAKING : Le gouvernement souhaite interdire un chant révolutionnaire jugé sanguinaire et violent entonné devant les lycées, et propose dans la foulée “le petit bonhomme en mousse” comme nouvel hymne national.
presseocean.bsky.social Presse Océan @presseocean.bsky.social · 5d
VIDÉO. Évacuation des lycéens par la police devant Clemenceau à Nantes : ils entonnent la Marseillaise | Presse Océan
➡️ https://l.ouest-france.fr/ceQG
#Nantes
October 1, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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physgal.bsky.social
Just needs alt-text:
How to avoid sexual assault! A QUICK AND EASY GUIDE* sexual violence centre cork 1 DON'T PUT DRUGS IN PEOPLE'S DRINKS 4 WHEN YOU SEE A WOMAN WALKING BY HERSELF, LEAVE HER ALONE. 3 WHEN YOU COME ACROSS SOMEONE WHO IS DRUNK OR ASLEEP, THE BEST THING TO DO IS NOT RAPE THEM. 6 CARRY A WHISTLE. IF YOU THINK YOU MIGHT RAPE SOMEONE, BLOW THE WHISTLE UNTIL SOMEONE COMES TO STOP YOU. 2 USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM! IF YOU CAN'T STOP YOURSELF FROM SEXUALLY ASSAULTING SOMEONE, ASK A TRUSTED FRIEND TO ACCOMPANY YOU AT ALL TIMES TO STOP YOU. 5 IF YOU ARE IN A LIFT AND SOMEONE STEPS IN, REMEMBER NOT TO SEXUALLY ASSAULT THEM. *for perpetrators.
September 30, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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standplaatskrk.pl
May 13, 2024 at 8:02 AM
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bubulle.bsky.social
Non, ce n’est pas « du coup » mais « dju coup »
alainleclercq.bsky.social alainleclercq.bsky.social @alainleclercq.bsky.social · 6d
C'est la journée mondiale de la traduction aujourd'hui !
Pas de commentaires svp sinon vous serez traduits en justice !
September 30, 2026 at 8:19 AM
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ricecakehomie.bsky.social
Theyre reccomending me poison-type grunt fits on amazon
September 29, 2026 at 10:52 PM
znflx.bsky.social
C'est officiel l'été est fini :(
September 28, 2026 at 11:58 AM