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Australian. 30+. I don't know man, I just work here (He/him/whatever) 🖤⬜️💜
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in honor of tapas shutting down soon i would like to recount the time they contacted me about this panel. they could see the slight outline of a nipple. i erased it and asked them if there was anything else that could change. they said No, Looks Good
October 2, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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Hey so why are so many men HELLBENT on getting their girlfriends to watch them play their favorite game/getting their girlfriends to play their favorite games with them, but they're never hellbent on getting into their girlfriend's favorite activities?
October 3, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Hannah is a cool pal and does good work!
Hi friends! Intro time:

Me in several dot points:
* ADHD haver
* Twitch streamer
* Weirdo
* Hobby collector (see first point)
* Eventual small human educator

I stream here: twitch.tv/aciddotexe

I play a lot of indie games! If you're a dev who is ok w/ a smaller reach (ccv 20~), my DMs are open!
October 3, 2026 at 7:51 AM
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Hi friends! Intro time:

Me in several dot points:
* ADHD haver
* Twitch streamer
* Weirdo
* Hobby collector (see first point)
* Eventual small human educator

I stream here: twitch.tv/aciddotexe

I play a lot of indie games! If you're a dev who is ok w/ a smaller reach (ccv 20~), my DMs are open!
October 3, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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"Have some respect. This is a funeral"

*slowly removes giant sombrero revealing smaller yet still pretty big sombrero*
July 13, 2023 at 5:51 AM
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Shout out to my neighbor who never emerges from his place except to take selfies with a sword
July 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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# BANNED AND RESTRICTED ANNOUNCEMENT / 09/30/2026

One-card spread:

The Ten of Swords is *banned*
The Nine of cups is *banned*

Another season of pro tarot league is almost upon us. While most formats are thriving, in the fast and degenerate world of one-card we're seeing concerning metagame data,
October 1, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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I’m LITERALLY always SAYING this
October 3, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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Gumby makes me mad because I feel like no matter what I do I will never approach it's level of haunting unease.
October 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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Gosh Ayn Rand was dumb. Wild how much right wing ideology boils down to coming up with pseudo smart ways to say “I am baby gimme mine”
October 3, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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on the sidewalk i just passed a 6’ tall, nearly-full-sidewalk-width butch lesbian. she was wearing a butchers apron and walking/soothing two anxious chihuahuas. no wedding ring. in case any of you ladies want to get treated like a queen for the rest of your life
October 2, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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me: wow i'm pretty fucking devastated to be a woman in games right now
the porn bots that keep following my account and can't read the room: do you have $20
October 1, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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The torch is lit, and we need more hands to carry it.

Red Hook Studios is growing our team in Vancouver, and we're hiring for several roles!

If you're ready to adventure into the dark with us, see all open roles and apply here: www.darkestdungeon.com/contact/
October 2, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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#CursedZillow carpeted interior
January 4, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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October 2, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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the fact that orgasms can be ruined is some bullshit. the second your cum muscles activate it should trigger a 20 second unskippable cutscene
October 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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and this is why i keep a 20 year old camcorder on hand. iphone videos just don’t bring the same vibe. the fact that this looks like early 2000s cryptid footage is what makes it so special
October 2, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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Safire steals Emi's cup of tea 😂 #EVE155 🤼
October 2, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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Walking into the function like:
DEVIL STORY (Launois, 1986)
October 2, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
October 2, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
October 2, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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Look, there's too many incredible single frames from the Simpsons to choose a favorite, but this one makes me laugh out loud every single time and is definitely out there.
October 2, 2026 at 9:18 AM
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thinking about this again and smiling
October 1, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
October 1, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it.
October 2, 2026 at 5:00 AM