corpse J 🧟♀️
@zombiejerusalem.bsky.social
Hi it’s corpse from Twitter. I’m here because fuck Twitter. [she/her]
🧟♀️ disabled, chronically ill, lesbian, witch
18+ only I have a filthy fucking mouth
🧟♀️ disabled, chronically ill, lesbian, witch
18+ only I have a filthy fucking mouth
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Donate to Fundraiser for Loki's Heart, organized by M V
Hey friends, it’s corpse with some bad news about my cat Loki. In addition to his ongoing diabetes, L… M V needs your support for Fundraiser for Loki's Heart
gofund.me
Ok friends shit is getting real. Loki has developed heart disease and I need to get him to a cardiologist for additional testing and treatment ASAP. He already has diabetes and I’m in a permanent financial hole so my brother and I are running this new GFM together. PLEASE donate and share if u can
One of my favorite movies OF ALL TIME and the best adaptation of The Odyssey in my opinion
The other week I went to the theater & saw Oh Brother, Where Art Thou because I thought it’d be cute after seeing The Odyssey & what I came away feeling was an indescribable emotion I haven’t felt since watching Sinners, of being fully immersed, enthralled & entertained by every element of a film.
September 16, 2026 at 10:51 PM
One of my favorite movies OF ALL TIME and the best adaptation of The Odyssey in my opinion
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When the world is bad but you remember that there’s still great art to experience
September 16, 2026 at 10:07 AM
When the world is bad but you remember that there’s still great art to experience
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Mike DODGERS is too cowardly to show up to debate me.
September 15, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Mike DODGERS is too cowardly to show up to debate me.
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All of Ed Sheeran’s opening acts and his touring band have dropped out of the remaining dates of his ‘Loop’ tour in solidarity with Palestine and Macklemore.
September 15, 2026 at 8:59 PM
All of Ed Sheeran’s opening acts and his touring band have dropped out of the remaining dates of his ‘Loop’ tour in solidarity with Palestine and Macklemore.
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I’m not even being a tough guy when I say that I can’t answer this bc horror movies don’t scare me
Two very specific Andy Muschietti horror characters scare me. Mama and that flute-playing bitch from IT
Two very specific Andy Muschietti horror characters scare me. Mama and that flute-playing bitch from IT
Name a horror film that's actually scary.
September 14, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I’m not even being a tough guy when I say that I can’t answer this bc horror movies don’t scare me
Two very specific Andy Muschietti horror characters scare me. Mama and that flute-playing bitch from IT
Two very specific Andy Muschietti horror characters scare me. Mama and that flute-playing bitch from IT
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Oh wow. I thought you could only perform cunnilingus on a pussy
September 13, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Oh wow. I thought you could only perform cunnilingus on a pussy
I don’t know how to use generative AI and I never want to learn.
I have been ‘the art girl’ since I was in fucking utero. My parents would get me reams of paper for Christmas for me to draw on. I got an art scholarship and went to college for art and have a degree in art.
Now I can’t use my hands.
I have been ‘the art girl’ since I was in fucking utero. My parents would get me reams of paper for Christmas for me to draw on. I got an art scholarship and went to college for art and have a degree in art.
Now I can’t use my hands.
September 10, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I don’t know how to use generative AI and I never want to learn.
I have been ‘the art girl’ since I was in fucking utero. My parents would get me reams of paper for Christmas for me to draw on. I got an art scholarship and went to college for art and have a degree in art.
Now I can’t use my hands.
I have been ‘the art girl’ since I was in fucking utero. My parents would get me reams of paper for Christmas for me to draw on. I got an art scholarship and went to college for art and have a degree in art.
Now I can’t use my hands.
See this just makes my fucking brain hurt bc ‘proship’ is -supposed- to just mean ‘not an anti’, which is MOST HUMANS. ‘Most humans’ includes shitty humans, bc some humans are shitty!!
But now it’s a ‘community’ that has a different definition & membership criteria every week lmao I can’t do it
But now it’s a ‘community’ that has a different definition & membership criteria every week lmao I can’t do it
Never thought I would ever say this, but looking at cursed bird app I get at bit why some people say "I'm above fandom discourse"
Way too many self-declared "proshippers" over their just bitch back on antis at the same level, calling slurs and spit fragments of nuanced takes they didn't understand
Way too many self-declared "proshippers" over their just bitch back on antis at the same level, calling slurs and spit fragments of nuanced takes they didn't understand
September 8, 2026 at 3:30 AM
See this just makes my fucking brain hurt bc ‘proship’ is -supposed- to just mean ‘not an anti’, which is MOST HUMANS. ‘Most humans’ includes shitty humans, bc some humans are shitty!!
But now it’s a ‘community’ that has a different definition & membership criteria every week lmao I can’t do it
But now it’s a ‘community’ that has a different definition & membership criteria every week lmao I can’t do it
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It's impossible to ignore, Trumpism attracts a type.
September 7, 2026 at 4:48 PM
It's impossible to ignore, Trumpism attracts a type.
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When Metallica emails you and says ‘hey, can you make us a Halloween shirt? Maybe one of your werewolves?’ You say YES
Available for preorder for 72 hours only www.metallica.com/store/2026-h...
Available for preorder for 72 hours only www.metallica.com/store/2026-h...
September 7, 2026 at 4:40 PM
When Metallica emails you and says ‘hey, can you make us a Halloween shirt? Maybe one of your werewolves?’ You say YES
Available for preorder for 72 hours only www.metallica.com/store/2026-h...
Available for preorder for 72 hours only www.metallica.com/store/2026-h...
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I improved this guy a little
September 8, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I improved this guy a little
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Honored to earn the endorsement of Michigan Teamsters Joint Council No. 43! When we fight, we win.
September 7, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Honored to earn the endorsement of Michigan Teamsters Joint Council No. 43! When we fight, we win.
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YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
September 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
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I will add pressure to this by saying that any company that claims to not hold onto your personal data after verifying you?
They're lying.
Ive been nitro free since the first time they tried this, voice how you feel with your wallet people. Make them really feel that squeeze.
They're lying.
Ive been nitro free since the first time they tried this, voice how you feel with your wallet people. Make them really feel that squeeze.
September 4, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I will add pressure to this by saying that any company that claims to not hold onto your personal data after verifying you?
They're lying.
Ive been nitro free since the first time they tried this, voice how you feel with your wallet people. Make them really feel that squeeze.
They're lying.
Ive been nitro free since the first time they tried this, voice how you feel with your wallet people. Make them really feel that squeeze.
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A tornado hit Detroit's East Side last night so we came out to assess the damage and check in on the community. To support residents who need water, food, and batteries to get through the next few days, go to: afterthestormmi.org
September 4, 2026 at 9:26 PM
A tornado hit Detroit's East Side last night so we came out to assess the damage and check in on the community. To support residents who need water, food, and batteries to get through the next few days, go to: afterthestormmi.org
(CW underwear?? I guess???)
On God I didn’t even realize he was in there
On God I didn’t even realize he was in there
September 3, 2026 at 10:04 PM
(CW underwear?? I guess???)
On God I didn’t even realize he was in there
On God I didn’t even realize he was in there
No, I’m sorry! I should’ve made myself more clear 😭 if I were ranting about ESL ppl that would be so xenophobic and/or racist of me, not to mention fucking stupid bc anyone who can speak multiple languages is inherently smarter than I am lmao
Oh, okay. Then I got you wrong. Sorry, my bad. PEACE ❤️
September 3, 2026 at 8:30 PM
No, I’m sorry! I should’ve made myself more clear 😭 if I were ranting about ESL ppl that would be so xenophobic and/or racist of me, not to mention fucking stupid bc anyone who can speak multiple languages is inherently smarter than I am lmao
OK…. It’s hard for me. It’s really really hard. But I’ll try to keep that in mind.
….I refuse to stop judging people for mispronouncing French words tho, ‘noir’ is NOT pronounced ‘no-arr’ WHEN DID THIS START AND WHY
….I refuse to stop judging people for mispronouncing French words tho, ‘noir’ is NOT pronounced ‘no-arr’ WHEN DID THIS START AND WHY
macabre = “muh-KAHB”
Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer”
omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt”
reticent = “RET-uh-sunt”
epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee”
myriad = "MEER-ee-ud"
Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word.
It means they learned it by reading.
Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer”
omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt”
reticent = “RET-uh-sunt”
epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee”
myriad = "MEER-ee-ud"
Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word.
It means they learned it by reading.
September 2, 2026 at 5:26 AM
OK…. It’s hard for me. It’s really really hard. But I’ll try to keep that in mind.
….I refuse to stop judging people for mispronouncing French words tho, ‘noir’ is NOT pronounced ‘no-arr’ WHEN DID THIS START AND WHY
….I refuse to stop judging people for mispronouncing French words tho, ‘noir’ is NOT pronounced ‘no-arr’ WHEN DID THIS START AND WHY
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Wanda Maximoff dated AI before it was cool
September 1, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Wanda Maximoff dated AI before it was cool
Got an email from my congresswoman. I unsubscribed but not without answering first
August 28, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Got an email from my congresswoman. I unsubscribed but not without answering first
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Plan a horrorfest using only your first name:
Carrie
Oculus
REC
Paranormal Activity
Suspiria
Evil Dead (2013)
Carrie
Oculus
REC
Paranormal Activity
Suspiria
Evil Dead (2013)
Plan a horrorfest using only your first name!
Pet Sematary (2019)
American Mary
Mother of Flies
Event Horizon
Let the Right One In
Aliens
Pet Sematary (2019)
American Mary
Mother of Flies
Event Horizon
Let the Right One In
Aliens
Plan a horrorfest using only your first name.
Jennifer’s Body
Omen, The
Scream (2022)
Event Horizon
Pumpkinhead
Hellraiser
Jennifer’s Body
Omen, The
Scream (2022)
Event Horizon
Pumpkinhead
Hellraiser
August 27, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Plan a horrorfest using only your first name:
Carrie
Oculus
REC
Paranormal Activity
Suspiria
Evil Dead (2013)
Carrie
Oculus
REC
Paranormal Activity
Suspiria
Evil Dead (2013)
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So Mike Rogers can be just like daddy🌴
August 27, 2026 at 7:32 PM
So Mike Rogers can be just like daddy🌴