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Zombiemicrowave
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Just a fellow traveler yelling at clouds.

Comics & Chaos! Stay Metal!
We still have Daylight Savings time?
Lousy Farmers.

#gross
March 8, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Where did we go wrong as a society where Limp Biscuit is still headlining festivals?

#shame #music
March 4, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Trump broke into The Price is Right for a fucking prayer?

Get fucked.

#trump #dumptrump #hailsatan.
March 2, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Forgetting your headphones for the gym is like death by 1000 cuts.

#sunday #funday.
March 1, 2026 at 3:32 PM
With all of the chaos going on in the world the last thing anyone needs is a new season of Scrubs

#scrubs #nothanks.
February 26, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Every time I see a Presidential address by Spray Tam, it feels like that scene in Far from Home when Mysterio and his cronies self congratulate their selves for pulling off a massive scan.

#refuse #trump #comics #marvel
February 25, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Not today Spray Tan!

#trump #fucktrump #fuckgod #usa
February 25, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Gotta love this old school #kenner logo at Toy Department!

#toys #spider-man.
February 25, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Why is Marky Mark trying to get people in a cult?

#ashwednesday.
February 18, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Once all of the boomers are gone, can we start eating dinner at 7pm?

#deepthoughts #askingforafriend.
February 7, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Wait. They shutdown the government again?

Don’t bring it back.

#nukeitnow.
February 3, 2026 at 7:56 PM
That new Campbells soup commercial is beyond creepy. Make it stop.

Campbells. Do better.
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Rearranging action figures when you can sleep at 2 am is a different kind of madness.

#wildinthestreets #insomnia
January 30, 2026 at 7:20 AM
2, 4, 6, 8! C’mon kids! Smash the state!

#fight #resist
January 28, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Today’s soundtrack.

Stay vigilant. #fight #resist
January 27, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Pull up a chair kiddos.

Waaaaay back in the Blizzard of ‘98,I managed to survive without instacart and enough milk and eggs to to start a baking company.

#snow #whatnow #waybackmachine
January 23, 2026 at 8:03 PM
‘Sup nerds?

Check out my new Hobgoblin display.

#comicsky #collecting #spider-man
January 21, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Line at the dispensary is pretty long today. We made it through Xmas.

It’s almost over.

#puffpuffpass #holidays.
December 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My coworker made it to work today. What’s your excuse?

#cats #meow #holidayhangover #funatwork.
December 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
At least I still have my looks to fall back on.
December 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
It must be Italian.
December 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Governor Mike Dewine is a twat.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

#ohio
December 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My son got a real cool drawing from Mark Bagley at Galaxy Con Cbus

#columbus #comics
December 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I forget about this app. I apologize to my legions of fans.

#apology
December 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
If you can’t smash it, set it on fire.

#refuse #resist
December 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM