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It’s all silly
How does change.org have $100M?
October 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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People don’t realize how serious the situation is.
October 3, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Ok, this onion my belt story actually got back around to Bayer opening a plant in Ohio.

Might be a first for him.
Trump: "I take an aspirin a day. I don't know if it works but psychologically I need it. It thins the hell out of your blood I guess ... They want me to go down to the 80. I take the 386. I don't know what the hell it is. It's a monster. They said, 'Sir, you don't need that!'"
October 4, 2026 at 3:53 AM
This game just needs a power outage or a rogue llama herd
#concacaf
October 4, 2026 at 3:47 AM
This is really neat
"Foggy Day" - my oil painting
October 3, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Underwood is such a gamer. His progress is not good, but kid plays hard
October 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Appointing a guy who you like on TV doesn’t mean his choice to reinvigorate DOGE right before the midterms will be politically astute.
October 3, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Apparently it’s Gemini, but really, don’t promise a customer in writing something that can’t happen.
ChatGPT is crushing it as the new Verizon chatbot.
October 2, 2026 at 4:21 AM
ChatGPT is crushing it as the new Verizon chatbot.
October 2, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Republicans choosing to broadcast this now is definitely a choice. What did they think would happen?
Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, he engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power"
September 30, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Everyone who hates AI in the workplace hasn’t realized it can mark all your slack notifications as read yet
September 29, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Whoever let this on air has been sacked
OAN: "The GOP chair of the GA Peanut Commission backs Ossoff ... Donald Chase said Ossoff has his vote, adding he likes to support people he believes in. Chase said he's still a conservative R, but claims character matters, and he wants someone in the Senate who will take the institution seriously"
September 29, 2026 at 4:31 AM
It gets harder to watch football every year. I want to love it, but the injuries are horrible and on top of it the viewing experience is so much worse than the other major sports
September 27, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Do teenagers score too much?
Posted about the iowa game on my Instagram story
September 26, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Is it legal to assault anyone talking on speakerphone in public?
September 26, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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So I tried using AI today for a research paper. I fed it a prompt (that had my target population and some research questions) and asked for citations for peer-reviewed articles that I could then go and read for background. It gave me a list of 7-8 perfectly formatted APA citations. I was thrilled!
September 26, 2026 at 5:06 AM
September 26, 2026 at 1:21 AM
By the end of this visit Xi is going to have Trump give him the nuclear codes
September 24, 2026 at 1:57 PM
They want it to end with a brown person in chains changing gas prices to $1.50 while an eagle poops on the Iranian or Mexican flag
Most of the vulnerable Senate Republicans plan to continue to vote against ending the war in Iran. Most of the talk about wanting the war to end immediately is wishcasting as opposed to "I will vote to do so."
September 24, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Declare victory and leave. Build the Iran War Triumphal Arch.

Just quit…please
But by midday Sunday, the president appeared to have reversed himself again. There would be no U.S. airstrikes against the Houthis, at least not for the time being, according to administration officials.-NYT
September 21, 2026 at 1:50 AM
People say these reporters are hacks, but imagine trying to keep a straight face after that line
GOP Rep. Salazar, who criticizes Trump's immigration policies in an ad: "I think that some of his advisers are compromising his legacy"
September 20, 2026 at 2:59 PM
September 20, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
September 18, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I teach high school Economics. Here’s how I explain trade deficits to them:

“Your family has a trade deficit with Vons.”

That gets them about 90% of the way there in less than thirty seconds. 😁

Trump is a moron and would fail my class.
September 17, 2026 at 1:25 AM
My theory on the AI pause the leaders are pushing is actually that they can’t afford the arms race.

Open AI and Anthropic will run out of capital and want to slow their spend
September 14, 2026 at 9:10 PM