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zorojaylewdcario.bsky.social
💙~the cooler jay from bluesky~💙
@zorojaylewdcario.bsky.social
(he/they/she, lv 24 genderfluid lucario/zoroark)

i'm jay, i draw butts and butt accessories! nice to meetcha! • has auDHD/bipolar, pls be patient • 🔞 PARENTAL ADVISORY: MINORS WILL BE VAPORIZED BY LASER TURRETS 🔞

DO NOT USE MY ART TO TRAIN YOUR CLANKERS
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henlo, i am jay and i draw butts and butt accessories. pleased to meet y'all!

here's a glimpse of the wacky shit you'll be seeing on your timeline because of me. sorryyyyy~
my CPU fucked itself, my life is now diarrhea

oh well, i was planning to upgrade anyway
MY PC FUCKED ITSELF

for context: i went into my BIOS (b450m a ii) earlier to lower the voltage of my CPU (r5 5500) because it said it was running at 1.550v. once i restarted my PC, there was no signal but the LED and fans turned on. i tried a CMOS reset, flashing the BIOS, nothing worked.

HELP
October 7, 2026 at 11:33 AM
i hope GTA 6 brings back the insane stunt bonuses from the 3d era games
October 7, 2026 at 11:31 AM
my life poop :(
October 6, 2026 at 6:53 PM
MY PC FUCKED ITSELF

for context: i went into my BIOS (b450m a ii) earlier to lower the voltage of my CPU (r5 5500) because it said it was running at 1.550v. once i restarted my PC, there was no signal but the LED and fans turned on. i tried a CMOS reset, flashing the BIOS, nothing worked.

HELP
October 6, 2026 at 1:43 PM
the 11'8"(plus 8) bridge is a perfect testament to the human race's collective stupidity

especially when it comes to driving
October 5, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Reposted by 💙~the cooler jay from bluesky~💙
NOW IS TIME;

I AM OFFICIALLY OPENING STORY COMMS RN!!! DETAILS IN THE OTHER POSTS
September 21, 2026 at 2:38 PM
ayo does anybody got that tight corridor meme template that i can borrow?
October 3, 2026 at 12:42 PM
I MESSED UP ONE OF THE HANDS LMAO
October 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
happy spooky month!

here's halloween town jay with his keyblade, wave-guiding hero, cuz i can't stop brainrotting over KH!!!
October 2, 2026 at 6:56 PM
i'm so excited, only two more weeks until moving day!!!
October 2, 2026 at 3:12 PM
y'know, i remember when i was young and i'd look through the comments of clickbait videos on youtube and everyone would call it "fake and gay".

AI slop is literally the final form of "fake and gay", all the fabricated bullshit on the internet has culminated in a literal bullshit making machine.
October 2, 2026 at 7:52 AM
changing AI to SI is secretly a good thing cuz that means we can call it "slop intelligence" instead now lmao
October 2, 2026 at 6:31 AM
IDK about you, but i am genuinely tired of pulling up youtube, loading up a video, and it turning out to be narrated and/or written by a fucking clanker and so i just click dislike and leave.

AI fatigue is real, and i'm just so tired of it all.
September 29, 2026 at 6:22 PM
i fucking hate how when i tip high on doordash i end up having to subsidize some leech who's stacked ahead of me on my order cuz they didn't tip. it's textbook enshittification and it's just doordash being greedy and punishing high tippers who end up with cold food.
September 25, 2026 at 5:54 PM
September 24, 2026 at 7:59 AM
huh??
September 23, 2026 at 1:04 PM
HI MY STUPID ASS FORGOT TO ADD AN IMPORTANT DETAIL SO HERE

(basically any extra character that is jay or one of my OCs is a free addition)
September 23, 2026 at 2:06 AM
*inhale*

GOD I FUCKING LOVE PLAYING KH2
September 22, 2026 at 11:57 PM
i swear to arceus if i see one post about that stupid song today i'm going to shrink whoever's responsible and feed them to my pet tarantula.
September 21, 2026 at 3:44 PM
man i seriously love the AI disruptor on ibispaint, literally one of the best things added to an art program period. it's very subtle too.

no clanker is gonna train itself off MY art
September 19, 2026 at 11:03 PM
i decided to be an indulgent little fuck again and drew @peachymewtwo.bsky.social and me being gayyyy
September 19, 2026 at 10:37 PM
picking "trapped in the drive through" for your song is the karaoke night equivalent of the fat kid at school holding up the water fountain and you cannot change my mind
September 19, 2026 at 1:23 AM
man, i'm gonna be real... i wish people would just let me enjoy things without shitting on me. and i'm not talking about like... franchises associated with shitty people, nothing like that.

i mean like... me being happy about something that happened to me and some doomer killing it for me.
September 17, 2026 at 9:57 PM
i hope they perfect time travel one day, cuz if they do i'm gonna go back and tell the guys at frito-lay to NOT DISCONTINUE CHEETOS MIX-UPS, THAT SHIT WAS MY GOAT AND I FUCKIN MISS IT BRO
September 17, 2026 at 8:37 PM
this is literally a question i asked since the very beginning

fortnite may not have started the enshittification of gaming, but it sure as shit accelerated it. it might've been fun at times, but honestly... at what cost?
so why the fuck are you still playing Fortnite?
September 17, 2026 at 7:24 PM