Zsa Zsa Gabortion
@zsazsagabortion.com
A part-time woman, but a full time bitch.
Multi-disciplinary artist. She/her.
Multi-disciplinary artist. She/her.
I really want to fall in love with doing drag again but lately the uphill battle of it all just doesn’t fulfill me the way it used to.
September 16, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I really want to fall in love with doing drag again but lately the uphill battle of it all just doesn’t fulfill me the way it used to.
My ability to get my feelings hurt should be studied
September 16, 2026 at 8:00 PM
My ability to get my feelings hurt should be studied
Trying to decide if I’m going to try to do inktober again this year. I haven’t really been drawing lately but I definitely miss it 🤔
September 16, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Trying to decide if I’m going to try to do inktober again this year. I haven’t really been drawing lately but I definitely miss it 🤔
I have a doctors appointment today so I’m going in to work later than usual and my appointment isn’t until 9:15, so I slept in till 6ish, got in a run, had a protein shake and some breakfast and I’ve still got time to kill 🤷♀️
September 15, 2026 at 12:09 PM
I have a doctors appointment today so I’m going in to work later than usual and my appointment isn’t until 9:15, so I slept in till 6ish, got in a run, had a protein shake and some breakfast and I’ve still got time to kill 🤷♀️
I ran 3.70+ miles today without any walking breaks, which was a first for me by more than double my previous distance doing the same 🥰
September 15, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I ran 3.70+ miles today without any walking breaks, which was a first for me by more than double my previous distance doing the same 🥰
My favorite psyche-up cues for running are as follows:
1) I have the blood of akasha in me
2) get in the fucking Eva, shinji!
3) not now, Caroline polachek! (Particularly good for when I want to stop but need to keep going)
1) I have the blood of akasha in me
2) get in the fucking Eva, shinji!
3) not now, Caroline polachek! (Particularly good for when I want to stop but need to keep going)
September 14, 2026 at 6:32 PM
My favorite psyche-up cues for running are as follows:
1) I have the blood of akasha in me
2) get in the fucking Eva, shinji!
3) not now, Caroline polachek! (Particularly good for when I want to stop but need to keep going)
1) I have the blood of akasha in me
2) get in the fucking Eva, shinji!
3) not now, Caroline polachek! (Particularly good for when I want to stop but need to keep going)
On our roadtrip this weekend my husband and I decided that, instead of just playing a playlist and adding random songs we’d instead take turns playing important albums for each other. 100/10 recommend. Even if you don’t end up talking about the album much it’s worth sharing with each other.
September 14, 2026 at 1:15 AM
On our roadtrip this weekend my husband and I decided that, instead of just playing a playlist and adding random songs we’d instead take turns playing important albums for each other. 100/10 recommend. Even if you don’t end up talking about the album much it’s worth sharing with each other.
$40 as a booking fee is playing in your face, btw. Cus like really not $50? That’s wild. So many show promoters are not your friend, they are profiting off your labor they are drag capitalists and you don’t need them.
September 13, 2026 at 11:18 PM
$40 as a booking fee is playing in your face, btw. Cus like really not $50? That’s wild. So many show promoters are not your friend, they are profiting off your labor they are drag capitalists and you don’t need them.
I almost took a picture of a delivery robot but then that made me feel like a bumpkin.
September 13, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I almost took a picture of a delivery robot but then that made me feel like a bumpkin.
Came to Chicago to eat at Jollibee (and see Robyn)
September 12, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Came to Chicago to eat at Jollibee (and see Robyn)
I got a cute new shirt. It’s a size medium. I don’t even know any more 🤷♀️
September 11, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I got a cute new shirt. It’s a size medium. I don’t even know any more 🤷♀️
😂 I was gonna but then found out I was out of my trazadone so I slept like shit last night.
Doing my long run before work tomorrow since we’re in Chicago for a concert this weekend. Officially up to 4 miles 🥴
September 11, 2026 at 1:38 PM
😂 I was gonna but then found out I was out of my trazadone so I slept like shit last night.
I heard about one of our clinic providers going on a transphobic rant about a trans woman working at her child’s daycare so now I don’t schedule anybody with her if I can avoid it. I do about 50% of the scheduling here so I hope it becomes noticeable.
September 11, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I heard about one of our clinic providers going on a transphobic rant about a trans woman working at her child’s daycare so now I don’t schedule anybody with her if I can avoid it. I do about 50% of the scheduling here so I hope it becomes noticeable.
I’m at the point in Evangelion where all I want to do is watch evangelion.
September 10, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I’m at the point in Evangelion where all I want to do is watch evangelion.
Doing my long run before work tomorrow since we’re in Chicago for a concert this weekend. Officially up to 4 miles 🥴
September 10, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Doing my long run before work tomorrow since we’re in Chicago for a concert this weekend. Officially up to 4 miles 🥴
When I started running I said I had no interest in a distance further than MAYBE a 10k but now I’m training for a 15k and planning a half marathon next year and wondering if I’ll ever be able to do a world major at some point 🤔
September 10, 2026 at 3:10 PM
When I started running I said I had no interest in a distance further than MAYBE a 10k but now I’m training for a 15k and planning a half marathon next year and wondering if I’ll ever be able to do a world major at some point 🤔
Choosing my races has come down to 2 factors:
1) where it fits in my training plans
2) what kind of drag they’re offering.
I am 100% swayed by cute swag and a nice finishers medal.
1) where it fits in my training plans
2) what kind of drag they’re offering.
I am 100% swayed by cute swag and a nice finishers medal.
September 10, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Choosing my races has come down to 2 factors:
1) where it fits in my training plans
2) what kind of drag they’re offering.
I am 100% swayed by cute swag and a nice finishers medal.
1) where it fits in my training plans
2) what kind of drag they’re offering.
I am 100% swayed by cute swag and a nice finishers medal.
Lost 4lbs in the last week?? So weird to still be losing at almost 120 down. Even crazier because I feel like I’ve been eating everything in sight because of running. Who even knows anymore.
September 9, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Lost 4lbs in the last week?? So weird to still be losing at almost 120 down. Even crazier because I feel like I’ve been eating everything in sight because of running. Who even knows anymore.
My coworker made a fortune teller so I asked it if I should go ahead and sign up for the half marathon I want to do next year and it said “try ketamine”
September 8, 2026 at 6:43 PM
My coworker made a fortune teller so I asked it if I should go ahead and sign up for the half marathon I want to do next year and it said “try ketamine”
I bought half tights for running and if I don’t feel like a complete chud in them the rest of this summer is gonna be wild
September 8, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I bought half tights for running and if I don’t feel like a complete chud in them the rest of this summer is gonna be wild
Sign ups opened for the half marathon I want to run next year 🥰
September 8, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Sign ups opened for the half marathon I want to run next year 🥰
It’s crazy that we live in a timeline where nobody is doing anything to stop a situation where, at best, a man beats up a chimpanzee and at worst that man gets his balls ripped off in front of an audience.
September 7, 2026 at 8:08 PM
It’s crazy that we live in a timeline where nobody is doing anything to stop a situation where, at best, a man beats up a chimpanzee and at worst that man gets his balls ripped off in front of an audience.
My shoulders have almost never seen the sun before this summer and the freckles are going craaaaaazy
September 7, 2026 at 2:21 PM
My shoulders have almost never seen the sun before this summer and the freckles are going craaaaaazy
I swear to god every time I eat honey I get it everywhere.
Coffee, protein bagel with peanut butter and honey and an episode of evangelion pre-run 🥰
September 7, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I swear to god every time I eat honey I get it everywhere.
Coffee, protein bagel with peanut butter and honey and an episode of evangelion pre-run 🥰
September 7, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Coffee, protein bagel with peanut butter and honey and an episode of evangelion pre-run 🥰