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Zymurjay
@zymurjay.bsky.social
Misanthropic humanist.
Congratulations to Calvin Klein for proving you can put a cute, white girl in a jeans ad without "accidentally" making it a white supremacist dog whistle.
September 2, 2026 at 1:12 PM
There should be legal ramifications for someone co-opting American airwaves to lie to the American people. Those ramifications should be commensurate to the level of your official position or elected office.
July 17, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Let this be your semi-regular reminder that if it upsets you to think that millions of people might celebrate your death, maybe don't live a life that makes your death worth celebrating.
July 12, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Republicans are keeping a brain dead candidate alive in a hospital just so they don't risk losing even the smallest bit of power in the government. Meanwhile their messaging is encouraging militant racists to walk the streets in formation. Is this Reagan's shining city on the hill you chuds?
July 8, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Everything that greedy idiot man-baby touches turns to shit. Someone give him a bullshit prize for that.
July 7, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Leave it to Trumpy Dumpkins to roll in to town just to shit all over New York.
June 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Rich political influencers are finally being forced into a position to reckon with the hate and division created by MAGA. However when they walk up to the line and say it's not left vs right, they can't bring themselves to say it's rich vs not. Because they are rich. Remember that.
May 26, 2026 at 1:46 PM
He longed to shut out the immensity in a quiet room by a fire.
May 25, 2026 at 3:42 AM
It's wild that the corporate media will ask a rookie QB about a trip to the White House knowing its a trap but won't report on Trump honestly. They won't hold the most corrupt administration accountable for it cruelty and stupidity but they'll paint a MAGA target on a kid with a Spanish last name.
May 16, 2026 at 3:04 PM
The Supreme Court saying the guardrails provided by the Voting Rights Act are no longer needed being immediately followed by the south reviving Jim Crow was the Republican plan all along. If you are a white southerner, you owe it to your Black neighbors to vote with them. You must bury Jim Crow.
May 14, 2026 at 1:33 PM
So which is the sadder statement on the Republican failure to govern? Is it that their president has faked two attempts on his life to manipulate the media or that so many believe that he would fake two attempts on his life to manipulate the media? The fact that both pretend that he is sane is wild.
April 26, 2026 at 2:23 PM
If you didn't vote for Kamala Harris you can add this to the growing list of things I will never forgive you for. The crew of Integrity could have returned from their historic mission and shook the hand of a president that represented the strength of America's diversity. Instead they get Golgothan.
April 11, 2026 at 7:49 PM
So when exactly is anyone in power going to stop this maniac from using the American military to snuff out an "whole civilization?". They've stood by him through his convictions, corruption, sex crimes, and destruction of our democracy and civil rights. With this finally be to far for them?
April 7, 2026 at 4:16 PM
All it would have taken at any step of Trump's rise to cult leader is for people of the Republican party with integrity to stand united against him. The fact that he is still sitting in the oval tells you all you need to know about Republican integrity.
April 6, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Happy First Contact Day to all those who celebrate.
April 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
So the US hit a girl's school with a Tomahawk and now they are using the "the enemy is launching attacks from civilian areas" human shield bullshit? So not only has Trump reduced the US Military to a stick for Israel to swing at its whim but now they are using Israeli's Gaza playbook. Despicable.
March 9, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I had to listen to those right wing, anti-intellectual, corporate media knucklefuckers go on about Obama's tan suit for days, but they scramble like cockroaches to cover for their idiot king keeping his hat on in the presence of soldiers he killed trying to be Bibi's best boy toy? Oy vey.
March 9, 2026 at 5:54 PM
If you walk up on me wearing a Tolkien inspired T-shirt that heavily features Sauron, I am immediately judging you. You're the kind of person that would name your global surveillance company palantír and think it's a flex.
March 8, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Trump is right. There are deranged, violent criminals in our country that are hell bent on destroying it. They are in the White House and Congress. They are in your local statehouses and town councils. They even have a name they use to refer to each other. Republicans.
February 28, 2026 at 6:13 PM
He said he was going to fix healthcare, taxes and corruption. He said he'd be the peace President. He said he was going make us safer. The only thing he's done consistently is the only thing he's only ever done consistently. He's lied.
February 28, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Let me see if I can summarize the State of the Union without watching it. Our Democracy is straining under the weight of his fascist regime, the economy is straining under the weight of his greed and the world is suffering under the weight of his idiocy. He spent 2 hours lying about it. Good?
February 25, 2026 at 1:41 PM
For any creator trying to get us to pay attention to their #Substack. Pressure the platform to deplatform Nazis and we'd be happy to read what you publish. Until then, no.
February 24, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Let me speak to my fellow men. A group of the best hockey players in the world were laughed at by a pack of dick wagging misogynists. If you don't understand what the big deal is, you're the problem. Women don't want to date you because you offer nothing and they can't trust you. Fix yourself.
February 24, 2026 at 7:18 PM
He is simply the most dangerous moron in the world.
February 22, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Ted Lasso, season 3 is one of the best seasons of any show ever. Period.
February 21, 2026 at 2:53 AM