Lisa
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So we are clear, "Russia Russia Russia" was *never* a hoax.
(Reuters) - The order to limit a satellite system used by Ukraine for battlefield communications and drone operations came from inside the White House, according to two US officials and a Western official briefed on the matter.
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October 16, 2026 at 12:00 AM
So we are clear, "Russia Russia Russia" was *never* a hoax.
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"We are cancelling your life insurance because you are yet to make a claim."
RFK Jr announces a new initiative to kick people off their healthcare coverage but insists it's no big deal because "they don't even know they were enrolled in anything. They never make a claim."
October 14, 2026 at 2:16 PM
"We are cancelling your life insurance because you are yet to make a claim."
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Menace to democracy Elon Musk has slowed Starlink to sabotage Ukraine and help Putin.
So what country will be stupid enough to pay millions to any of Elon Musk's companies when they now know that he may unilaterally breach contracts for personal reasons on a petulant whim?
Oh, I know! The US.
So what country will be stupid enough to pay millions to any of Elon Musk's companies when they now know that he may unilaterally breach contracts for personal reasons on a petulant whim?
Oh, I know! The US.
October 14, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Menace to democracy Elon Musk has slowed Starlink to sabotage Ukraine and help Putin.
So what country will be stupid enough to pay millions to any of Elon Musk's companies when they now know that he may unilaterally breach contracts for personal reasons on a petulant whim?
Oh, I know! The US.
So what country will be stupid enough to pay millions to any of Elon Musk's companies when they now know that he may unilaterally breach contracts for personal reasons on a petulant whim?
Oh, I know! The US.
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Pete Hegseth wasn't lying about us getting to see someone die on live TV.
😬 Katie Zacharia's first press briefing was brutally bad 😬
Trump managed to find a press secretary who can barely read, but she does have the number one qualification -- looking like Ivanka
Here's a supercut from Zacharia's first briefing, which made Karoline Leavitt seem like Ronald Reagan
Trump managed to find a press secretary who can barely read, but she does have the number one qualification -- looking like Ivanka
Here's a supercut from Zacharia's first briefing, which made Karoline Leavitt seem like Ronald Reagan
October 13, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Pete Hegseth wasn't lying about us getting to see someone die on live TV.
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Future press secretary for the Shield of the Americas.
CNN on Zacharia: "Some White House officials are already wondering how long she'll keep the job. They tell Kaitlan Collins her performance was unlikely to satisfy President Trump. One White House official called the appearance 'unusual.' Another called it 'brutal.'"
October 13, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Future press secretary for the Shield of the Americas.
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The closeted members of the Republican caucus would have such happier lives if their leadership didn't so consistently traffic in playground-level homophobia.
JD Vance: "I love you too sir. In a totally platonic way, to be clear. I'm the vice president, not James Talarico."
October 13, 2026 at 5:28 PM
The closeted members of the Republican caucus would have such happier lives if their leadership didn't so consistently traffic in playground-level homophobia.
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When I discover halfway through my book report which book I was supposed to have read
October 13, 2026 at 5:29 PM
When I discover halfway through my book report which book I was supposed to have read
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Wolverines can smell carrion buried under meters of snow, and now one is being trained to find people trapped in avalanches, where survival odds drop fast after 15 to 30 minutes.
October 13, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Wolverines can smell carrion buried under meters of snow, and now one is being trained to find people trapped in avalanches, where survival odds drop fast after 15 to 30 minutes.
