OttoMaddox
@0ttomaddox.bsky.social
Now Serving Molotov Mocktails
Their mother’s must be so proud.
October 9, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Their mother’s must be so proud.
The mere idea that either of these asshats (Ka$h or Nunez) could ever rise to a position of power is proof positive that this country is f*cked beyond Trump.
The idea that he is now running a wine bar in Pismo is perfect trickle down economics.
The idea that he is now running a wine bar in Pismo is perfect trickle down economics.
October 8, 2026 at 5:57 AM
The mere idea that either of these asshats (Ka$h or Nunez) could ever rise to a position of power is proof positive that this country is f*cked beyond Trump.
The idea that he is now running a wine bar in Pismo is perfect trickle down economics.
The idea that he is now running a wine bar in Pismo is perfect trickle down economics.
I've been (attempting to) argue with my wife that is was an inarticulate statement taken out of full context.... but her response makes more sense... "The benefit of the doubt shouldn't be given to an inarticulate asshat".
October 8, 2026 at 5:52 AM
I've been (attempting to) argue with my wife that is was an inarticulate statement taken out of full context.... but her response makes more sense... "The benefit of the doubt shouldn't be given to an inarticulate asshat".
must have... money is no object...
October 8, 2026 at 5:41 AM
must have... money is no object...
no doubt in my mind that he and Epstein crossed swords. ⚔️
October 8, 2026 at 5:33 AM
no doubt in my mind that he and Epstein crossed swords. ⚔️
Wait. That was a joke?
October 8, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Wait. That was a joke?
I seriously wonder if Cheney would have ever said anything against Trump had the catalyst not been Trump’s political attacks on Liz.
October 6, 2026 at 7:22 AM
I seriously wonder if Cheney would have ever said anything against Trump had the catalyst not been Trump’s political attacks on Liz.
I've been saying this for years. In addition to all of congress has to get healthcare on the public exchange AND send their kids to public school.
October 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I've been saying this for years. In addition to all of congress has to get healthcare on the public exchange AND send their kids to public school.
2 beardos and a weirdo.
October 3, 2026 at 8:21 PM
2 beardos and a weirdo.
So many Americans who think the US is the greatest country in the history of the universe have never travelled outside of a three state radius.
October 3, 2026 at 3:34 AM
So many Americans who think the US is the greatest country in the history of the universe have never travelled outside of a three state radius.
As he has the intellect of a 12 year old, Kid still seems appropriate.
But when has he EVER Rocked???
But when has he EVER Rocked???
October 2, 2026 at 9:18 PM
As he has the intellect of a 12 year old, Kid still seems appropriate.
But when has he EVER Rocked???
But when has he EVER Rocked???
democracy vs. plutocracy.
September 30, 2026 at 3:30 AM
democracy vs. plutocracy.
sounds like morning coffee with a bump and bottle of jack.
September 28, 2026 at 4:31 PM
sounds like morning coffee with a bump and bottle of jack.
Double Feature:
The Blob (1958) & Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964)
The Blob (1958) & Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964)
September 27, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Double Feature:
The Blob (1958) & Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964)
The Blob (1958) & Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964)
Tax. All. Churches.
September 27, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Tax. All. Churches.
How sad is the Democratic Party when we have to rely on (checks notes) *Karl Fucking Rove* to do the heavy lifting.
September 27, 2026 at 4:50 AM
How sad is the Democratic Party when we have to rely on (checks notes) *Karl Fucking Rove* to do the heavy lifting.
Looks like JD's had another Hillbilly Elegy.
Man's Grin with Missing Tooth
ALT: Man's Grin with Missing Tooth
static.klipy.com
September 22, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Looks like JD's had another Hillbilly Elegy.
It’s a triumphal arch.
It’s a sniper tower.
It’s a commmbination triumphal arch and sniper tower.
It’s a sniper tower.
It’s a commmbination triumphal arch and sniper tower.
September 21, 2026 at 2:33 AM
It’s a triumphal arch.
It’s a sniper tower.
It’s a commmbination triumphal arch and sniper tower.
It’s a sniper tower.
It’s a commmbination triumphal arch and sniper tower.
Billionaire elites don’t want you thinking about what else could generate $1T to the US economy.
September 20, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Billionaire elites don’t want you thinking about what else could generate $1T to the US economy.
The Alt Text is *chefs kiss*
September 20, 2026 at 6:53 PM
The Alt Text is *chefs kiss*
This might be the only way Ed Sheeran could revive his career.
September 18, 2026 at 8:59 PM
This might be the only way Ed Sheeran could revive his career.