Studly Elasticwaistpants
@11-bravo.bsky.social
Due to age I have had to change my display name. I hope I am still seen as 'Cool as a moose'.
One thing about the Offal Orifice ban the newsies don't mention is that they get a break from rubbing Vicks Vapo under their noses.
September 22, 2026 at 8:02 PM
One thing about the Offal Orifice ban the newsies don't mention is that they get a break from rubbing Vicks Vapo under their noses.
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My name is Ferdinand and I am a bull. Could somebody please explain the fascination with what pops out of my bunghole?
September 22, 2026 at 1:47 PM
My name is Ferdinand and I am a bull. Could somebody please explain the fascination with what pops out of my bunghole?
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All genuine Americans stand in solidarity with you.
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September 22, 2026 at 9:12 AM
All genuine Americans stand in solidarity with you.
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They shot Wilber Rafael Garces Perez in the back!
Don't become desensitized to the violence & #ICELawlessness our own government is inflicting.
Get angry.
Get angry enough to take action.
Turn the fear & frustration into a fire & use it to fight for our freedom!
Don't scroll past this.
Share!🧵
Don't become desensitized to the violence & #ICELawlessness our own government is inflicting.
Get angry.
Get angry enough to take action.
Turn the fear & frustration into a fire & use it to fight for our freedom!
Don't scroll past this.
Share!🧵
September 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
They shot Wilber Rafael Garces Perez in the back!
Don't become desensitized to the violence & #ICELawlessness our own government is inflicting.
Get angry.
Get angry enough to take action.
Turn the fear & frustration into a fire & use it to fight for our freedom!
Don't scroll past this.
Share!🧵
Don't become desensitized to the violence & #ICELawlessness our own government is inflicting.
Get angry.
Get angry enough to take action.
Turn the fear & frustration into a fire & use it to fight for our freedom!
Don't scroll past this.
Share!🧵
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OMG. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Two million likes on TikTok… and counting.
September 21, 2026 at 2:42 AM
OMG. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Two million likes on TikTok… and counting.
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📌Now that you soft-ballers in the press FINALLY understand this felon is playing hardball, it's time for you to band together and refuse to cover the WH.
Start calling it the way WE see it. The way it IS: A lawless regime hellbent on destroying this country.
Get your heads out of your asses.
Start calling it the way WE see it. The way it IS: A lawless regime hellbent on destroying this country.
Get your heads out of your asses.
September 19, 2026 at 1:19 PM
📌Now that you soft-ballers in the press FINALLY understand this felon is playing hardball, it's time for you to band together and refuse to cover the WH.
Start calling it the way WE see it. The way it IS: A lawless regime hellbent on destroying this country.
Get your heads out of your asses.
Start calling it the way WE see it. The way it IS: A lawless regime hellbent on destroying this country.
Get your heads out of your asses.
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September 3, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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Is he in the pitch?
Is he in a ditch?
Is he is in a plot?
Tell me, I forgot.
I do not know where Mitch can be
I only know they lie to me.
Is he in a ditch?
Is he is in a plot?
Tell me, I forgot.
I do not know where Mitch can be
I only know they lie to me.
August 31, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Is he in the pitch?
Is he in a ditch?
Is he is in a plot?
Tell me, I forgot.
I do not know where Mitch can be
I only know they lie to me.
Is he in a ditch?
Is he is in a plot?
Tell me, I forgot.
I do not know where Mitch can be
I only know they lie to me.
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Miller stripped legal representation from 24k detained children-some just 3 years old, then handed a $244M contract to an NGO whose founder faced SEX TRAFFICKING accusations. Now toddlers face deportation hearings alone on video screens.
Miller is pure evil. #Pinks #OneV1
#ProudBlue
Miller is pure evil. #Pinks #OneV1
#ProudBlue
Stephen Miller's secret campaign against helpless kids
That it's happening in the shadows doesn't make it less of a moral blight.
www.publicnotice.co
August 15, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Miller stripped legal representation from 24k detained children-some just 3 years old, then handed a $244M contract to an NGO whose founder faced SEX TRAFFICKING accusations. Now toddlers face deportation hearings alone on video screens.
Miller is pure evil. #Pinks #OneV1
#ProudBlue
Miller is pure evil. #Pinks #OneV1
#ProudBlue
May I present a possible smile creating thought?: Karma will dictate that Donald comes back into the next life as a dung beetle. Constantly going backwards while collecting all the shit he can.
August 13, 2026 at 4:52 PM
May I present a possible smile creating thought?: Karma will dictate that Donald comes back into the next life as a dung beetle. Constantly going backwards while collecting all the shit he can.
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August 6, 2026 at 12:39 AM
The United States Postal Service has a red banner at the top of their Informed Delivery page that says wildfires in the Pacific Northwest may delay delivery of my mail and packages. My question is: What is my mail carrier doing in the Pacific Northwest?.
August 5, 2026 at 3:59 PM
The United States Postal Service has a red banner at the top of their Informed Delivery page that says wildfires in the Pacific Northwest may delay delivery of my mail and packages. My question is: What is my mail carrier doing in the Pacific Northwest?.
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The Wizard of Oz Mitchel McConnell-proof of life edition 😂
August 2, 2026 at 2:09 PM
The Wizard of Oz Mitchel McConnell-proof of life edition 😂
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I hope they are forever dragged for being the vile pieces of shit that they are.
July 19, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I hope they are forever dragged for being the vile pieces of shit that they are.
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“You said the 2020 election was rigged by either Venezuela or China. When you called that fella in Georgia pleading for 11,780 votes, was that part of the rigging, or part of the 6-year investigation? Just one more thing, sir, who was president while all this rigging took place?”
July 17, 2026 at 3:37 PM
“You said the 2020 election was rigged by either Venezuela or China. When you called that fella in Georgia pleading for 11,780 votes, was that part of the rigging, or part of the 6-year investigation? Just one more thing, sir, who was president while all this rigging took place?”
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Still photo of ICE Agent (St. Charles) that slammed man’s face into the brick wall & then pushed back videographer- full video 👆
Make sure his face is seen & if you know his name add it 👇
Make sure his face is seen & if you know his name add it 👇
July 9, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Still photo of ICE Agent (St. Charles) that slammed man’s face into the brick wall & then pushed back videographer- full video 👆
Make sure his face is seen & if you know his name add it 👇
Make sure his face is seen & if you know his name add it 👇
I drove by the hospital and saw Mitch propped up in a dumpster so I stopped to talk (20 mins max w/ Mitch) and we discussed just how long a Twinkie would last under the existing conditions before you would have to add a lot of hot sauce.
July 8, 2026 at 5:41 AM
I drove by the hospital and saw Mitch propped up in a dumpster so I stopped to talk (20 mins max w/ Mitch) and we discussed just how long a Twinkie would last under the existing conditions before you would have to add a lot of hot sauce.
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This cartoon got incredible reaction. Apparently, Americans oppose censorship. Hope the Democratic Party is paying attention.
June 14, 2026 at 11:04 PM
This cartoon got incredible reaction. Apparently, Americans oppose censorship. Hope the Democratic Party is paying attention.
Do you think Kimberly-Clark could use this catchy copy for their ads: "When it comes to a dump you can Depends on Trump!"?.
June 14, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Do you think Kimberly-Clark could use this catchy copy for their ads: "When it comes to a dump you can Depends on Trump!"?.
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Who knew that BRIBERY could be so costly.
“ARTICLE 2 SECTION 4:
The President,
Vice President,
shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of,
Treason,
BRIBERY,
or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.
MIDTERMS ARE ABOUT ENDING THE LUNACY!!
“ARTICLE 2 SECTION 4:
The President,
Vice President,
shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of,
Treason,
BRIBERY,
or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.
MIDTERMS ARE ABOUT ENDING THE LUNACY!!
June 14, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Who knew that BRIBERY could be so costly.
“ARTICLE 2 SECTION 4:
The President,
Vice President,
shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of,
Treason,
BRIBERY,
or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.
MIDTERMS ARE ABOUT ENDING THE LUNACY!!
“ARTICLE 2 SECTION 4:
The President,
Vice President,
shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of,
Treason,
BRIBERY,
or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.
MIDTERMS ARE ABOUT ENDING THE LUNACY!!
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I rarely ever repost a post I made but PLEASE get traction with a swift reposting for this on all your media sites.
Imagine how angry Fat Donnie will be if everywhere he goes he hears 'OBAMA! OH. BA. MA '!!
Then call the coroner, because this should finally do his fat ass in.
Imagine how angry Fat Donnie will be if everywhere he goes he hears 'OBAMA! OH. BA. MA '!!
Then call the coroner, because this should finally do his fat ass in.
June 10, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I rarely ever repost a post I made but PLEASE get traction with a swift reposting for this on all your media sites.
Imagine how angry Fat Donnie will be if everywhere he goes he hears 'OBAMA! OH. BA. MA '!!
Then call the coroner, because this should finally do his fat ass in.
Imagine how angry Fat Donnie will be if everywhere he goes he hears 'OBAMA! OH. BA. MA '!!
Then call the coroner, because this should finally do his fat ass in.
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Just when you thought they couldn’t be any stupider…well by now we all think they can get stupider. Regardless, there is another grift that needs to be called out.
June 10, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Just when you thought they couldn’t be any stupider…well by now we all think they can get stupider. Regardless, there is another grift that needs to be called out.