Jawn Cena
@27inchzenith.bsky.social
Blue, Blueskys. Blue, Blueskys, I see.
Those that'll tell don't know, and those that know won't tell.
Black Lives STILL Matter.
#NT
Those that'll tell don't know, and those that know won't tell.
Black Lives STILL Matter.
#NT
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🚨”Why would I want to abolish prisons, when I want Ashley Moody to be arrested & locked up in one.”
September 29, 2026 at 4:25 PM
🚨”Why would I want to abolish prisons, when I want Ashley Moody to be arrested & locked up in one.”
Or.
Please someone ask this poll question:
Who would you rather have as a next door neighbor: Donald Trump or a data center?
Who would you rather have as a next door neighbor: Donald Trump or a data center?
September 29, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Or.
90% style, 10% substance.
100% Pattinson.
100% Pattinson.
A ★★★★ review of Primetime (2026)
Primetime was good, but it felt like a parody at times, especially from Robert Pattinson doing Chris Hansen's voice. 90% style, 10% substance. 100% Pattinson.
boxd.it
September 25, 2026 at 9:46 PM
90% style, 10% substance.
100% Pattinson.
100% Pattinson.
My Ed Sheeran playlist went from zero to zero.
September 15, 2026 at 6:27 PM
My Ed Sheeran playlist went from zero to zero.
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It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
September 13, 2026 at 11:54 PM
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Can't believe it's been 9 years.
September 11, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Can't believe it's been 9 years.
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welcome to 2020s tech. we got
- pervert glasses
- wiretap
- wiretap
- wiretap
- wiretap
- the button that does nothing
- we outta ram
- we outta hard drives
- we outta graphics cards
- ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses
- wiretap
- pervert glasses
- wiretap
- wiretap
- wiretap
- wiretap
- the button that does nothing
- we outta ram
- we outta hard drives
- we outta graphics cards
- ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses
- wiretap
NEW: The new Apple Watches double as AI-powered listening bugs for generating convo "recaps" or transcripts of any previous 15 seconds. But fear not, Apple says, this data isn't sent to Apple/gets encrypted, speakers aren't ID'd, and there's a chime for the 15-second thing. @lhn.bsky.social reports:
Apple Doesn’t Want You to Worry About the New Apple Watch’s Listening Features
The new Apple Watch includes several “intelligent” listening features that have privacy and security baked in. But the protections can’t change the facts of what the tools do.
www.wired.com
September 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM
welcome to 2020s tech. we got
- pervert glasses
- wiretap
- wiretap
- wiretap
- wiretap
- the button that does nothing
- we outta ram
- we outta hard drives
- we outta graphics cards
- ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses
- wiretap
- pervert glasses
- wiretap
- wiretap
- wiretap
- wiretap
- the button that does nothing
- we outta ram
- we outta hard drives
- we outta graphics cards
- ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses
- wiretap
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idk why do 60 year olds with erectile dysfunction like reading the same article over and over
August 30, 2026 at 4:50 AM
idk why do 60 year olds with erectile dysfunction like reading the same article over and over
R.I.P. Dolly Parton.
August 25, 2026 at 10:49 PM
R.I.P. Dolly Parton.
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BREAKING:
After the Washington Post fired me last year for speaking the truth in the wake of the Charlie Kirk killing, I fought back.
And I'm happy to announce: I won my case against the Washington Post.
They have been ordered to reinstate me immediately.
www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/b...
After the Washington Post fired me last year for speaking the truth in the wake of the Charlie Kirk killing, I fought back.
And I'm happy to announce: I won my case against the Washington Post.
They have been ordered to reinstate me immediately.
www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/b...
Washington Post Ordered to Rehire Fired Columnist Karen Attiah
An arbitrator ordered the newspaper to reinstate Karen Attiah, who was fired after posting about “white men who espouse hatred and violence” following Charlie Kirk’s killing.
www.nytimes.com
August 24, 2026 at 11:12 AM
BREAKING:
After the Washington Post fired me last year for speaking the truth in the wake of the Charlie Kirk killing, I fought back.
And I'm happy to announce: I won my case against the Washington Post.
They have been ordered to reinstate me immediately.
www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/b...
After the Washington Post fired me last year for speaking the truth in the wake of the Charlie Kirk killing, I fought back.
And I'm happy to announce: I won my case against the Washington Post.
They have been ordered to reinstate me immediately.
www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/b...
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Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes.
August 22, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes.
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How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
August 19, 2026 at 3:12 PM
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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"The Emperor is a fan of Flock, and we must continue utilizing Flock technologies so that we can follow and surveil the rebel scum as they move from playground to playground...
They are following children in parks and gymnasiums, and we need this. I need this so I can stalk my ex-girlfriend."
They are following children in parks and gymnasiums, and we need this. I need this so I can stalk my ex-girlfriend."
August 20, 2026 at 5:21 PM
"The Emperor is a fan of Flock, and we must continue utilizing Flock technologies so that we can follow and surveil the rebel scum as they move from playground to playground...
They are following children in parks and gymnasiums, and we need this. I need this so I can stalk my ex-girlfriend."
They are following children in parks and gymnasiums, and we need this. I need this so I can stalk my ex-girlfriend."
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Getting all my political talking points from the comments of the pro wrestling subreddit from now on.
August 16, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Getting all my political talking points from the comments of the pro wrestling subreddit from now on.
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The media’s favorite disillusioned Trump voter story is, “I never thought he’d come for my young, hot second wife.”
August 16, 2026 at 4:20 PM
The media’s favorite disillusioned Trump voter story is, “I never thought he’d come for my young, hot second wife.”
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
August 9, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
Spider-Man films are like the banana stand: there's always money in them.
August 3, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Spider-Man films are like the banana stand: there's always money in them.
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Detroit Squirrel update: The Tigers' entire grounds crew went out on the field to try to get that thing out of there and all that's missing is the Benny Hill theme
July 28, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Detroit Squirrel update: The Tigers' entire grounds crew went out on the field to try to get that thing out of there and all that's missing is the Benny Hill theme
Lance Archer, Brian Cage, and Chavo Guerrero Jr. appearing in Disclosure Day (2026).
July 23, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Lance Archer, Brian Cage, and Chavo Guerrero Jr. appearing in Disclosure Day (2026).
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United Airlines will now offer travelers free flight changes to avoid landing at the newly-named “Trump International Airport.”
liveandletsfly.com/united-airli...
liveandletsfly.com/united-airli...
July 17, 2026 at 4:33 PM
United Airlines will now offer travelers free flight changes to avoid landing at the newly-named “Trump International Airport.”
liveandletsfly.com/united-airli...
liveandletsfly.com/united-airli...
When I see The Odyssey this weekend, it'll be the first time I've seen John Leguizamo in a movie theater since The Pest in 1997.
July 17, 2026 at 4:44 PM
When I see The Odyssey this weekend, it'll be the first time I've seen John Leguizamo in a movie theater since The Pest in 1997.
