Jonathan Evans
@28jevans.bsky.social
He/Him
Cricket fan, Ultimate player
Cricket fan, Ultimate player
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gets incredible air here
August 7, 2026 at 4:09 PM
gets incredible air here
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Brutal photo caption from The Guardian:
“Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the Spanish national team.”
“Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the Spanish national team.”
July 19, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Brutal photo caption from The Guardian:
“Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the Spanish national team.”
“Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the Spanish national team.”
Djed Spence would have told Donald Trump where to shove his handshake
djed spence would have put lamine yamal into a locker tonight
July 19, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Djed Spence would have told Donald Trump where to shove his handshake
I mean, we all now how this is going to go, right?
4 mins stoppage time announced
Spain 1 - 2 Argentina
Merino 90+2
Messi 90+6, 90+11
4 mins stoppage time announced
Spain 1 - 2 Argentina
Merino 90+2
Messi 90+6, 90+11
July 19, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I mean, we all now how this is going to go, right?
4 mins stoppage time announced
Spain 1 - 2 Argentina
Merino 90+2
Messi 90+6, 90+11
4 mins stoppage time announced
Spain 1 - 2 Argentina
Merino 90+2
Messi 90+6, 90+11
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Wayne Rooney on the HT show on the BBC:
"I like a lot of them artists, but I thought it was crap."
"I like a lot of them artists, but I thought it was crap."
July 19, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Wayne Rooney on the HT show on the BBC:
"I like a lot of them artists, but I thought it was crap."
"I like a lot of them artists, but I thought it was crap."
Wayne Rooney has never been more relatable than when Gabby Logan asked him for his review of the half-time nonsense
July 19, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Wayne Rooney has never been more relatable than when Gabby Logan asked him for his review of the half-time nonsense
Given that England are - plainly - not picking their strongest side for this match, it's ridiculous that 2 players in Rice and Saka who've been visibly injured all tournament are involved at all, let alone starting.
July 18, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Given that England are - plainly - not picking their strongest side for this match, it's ridiculous that 2 players in Rice and Saka who've been visibly injured all tournament are involved at all, let alone starting.
What did Ally McCoist do wrong to deserve getting himself stuck in a commentary box with Matterface and Dixon? Poor fella
July 14, 2026 at 7:03 PM
What did Ally McCoist do wrong to deserve getting himself stuck in a commentary box with Matterface and Dixon? Poor fella
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Not like it's tough to find a window when the women aren't playing one. The last home Test was in 2023.
July 12, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Not like it's tough to find a window when the women aren't playing one. The last home Test was in 2023.
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If I were going to sack an England coach, I wouldn't announce it in the middle of an England Test match.
July 12, 2026 at 7:40 PM
If I were going to sack an England coach, I wouldn't announce it in the middle of an England Test match.
With England's right back issues at this world cup, they're probably relieved that FIFA have abolished suspensions mid tournament so Quansah will still be available for Norway if they get through this.
July 6, 2026 at 2:20 AM
With England's right back issues at this world cup, they're probably relieved that FIFA have abolished suspensions mid tournament so Quansah will still be available for Norway if they get through this.
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senegal are just a better football team than belgium. morocco were just better than netherlands. stop doing analysis from a map.
July 1, 2026 at 9:14 PM
senegal are just a better football team than belgium. morocco were just better than netherlands. stop doing analysis from a map.
All I can think of watching Bruno Guimarães as well.
And Lucas "ZO" Paquetá
And Lucas "ZO" Paquetá
this norway font... don't like thinking sander berge is wearing the number "X".
June 24, 2026 at 11:31 PM
All I can think of watching Bruno Guimarães as well.
And Lucas "ZO" Paquetá
And Lucas "ZO" Paquetá
Apparently there's no danger the BBC might explain *why* the Ghanaian midfielder had his Canadian visa denied.
June 23, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Apparently there's no danger the BBC might explain *why* the Ghanaian midfielder had his Canadian visa denied.
Personal highlight is Argentina being 2 of the 16 teams to make the last 32.
Chatgpt world cup predictions, generates today folks. Yes this will take all our jobs in a few months..... A team that isn't there and matches that can't possibly happen
June 18, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Personal highlight is Argentina being 2 of the 16 teams to make the last 32.
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ITV bulletin on the social media ban featuring a bit about Brianna Ghey
*sigh*
*sigh*
June 15, 2026 at 6:52 PM
ITV bulletin on the social media ban featuring a bit about Brianna Ghey
*sigh*
*sigh*
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Genuinely see red at how many people refuse to acknowledge the obvious subtext in holding up a trans teenager who was murdered by her schoolmates and saying things would be better if she hadn’t had access to social media
June 15, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Genuinely see red at how many people refuse to acknowledge the obvious subtext in holding up a trans teenager who was murdered by her schoolmates and saying things would be better if she hadn’t had access to social media
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Wes Streeting resigns and the sun comes out. Interesting?
May 14, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Wes Streeting resigns and the sun comes out. Interesting?
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very unpleasant to see this many people voting Reform, knew it was coming but still unpleasant to witness
May 7, 2026 at 11:54 PM
very unpleasant to see this many people voting Reform, knew it was coming but still unpleasant to witness
No, Pokémon Champions, that was a Rotom Wash actually.
April 27, 2026 at 3:11 PM
No, Pokémon Champions, that was a Rotom Wash actually.
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My YT settings are set to "Don't show me gambling ads" I block every gambling ad I do see. Neither appears to actually reduce the ridiculous frequency with which I see the same gambling ads.
Fortunately I just find gambling unappealing and the ads irritating, rather than struggle with addiction
Fortunately I just find gambling unappealing and the ads irritating, rather than struggle with addiction
it's not that I think this is the worst thing happening right now or the one that's genuinely causing me most psychic pain, but the profusion of gambling ads on streaming is really making me both very angry and very sad. the fuck are we doing
March 13, 2026 at 12:35 PM
My YT settings are set to "Don't show me gambling ads" I block every gambling ad I do see. Neither appears to actually reduce the ridiculous frequency with which I see the same gambling ads.
Fortunately I just find gambling unappealing and the ads irritating, rather than struggle with addiction
Fortunately I just find gambling unappealing and the ads irritating, rather than struggle with addiction
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I know I’ve got some Labour local gov’t types following me, so I want to say this clearly so that you can share it internally as appropriate: I will never again vote Labour while these policies, or Wes Streeting, are in place. I will not vote Labour at any level because of this.
March 9, 2026 at 11:52 AM
I know I’ve got some Labour local gov’t types following me, so I want to say this clearly so that you can share it internally as appropriate: I will never again vote Labour while these policies, or Wes Streeting, are in place. I will not vote Labour at any level because of this.
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we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago
February 26, 2026 at 2:11 AM
we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago
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