i’ll live in the moment tomorrow

I’ll live in the moment once i’ve made a plan

that NHS they got problems let me tell ya,

I asked for an x-ray and the dr just held me up to the light!

When Gaza burns, Stormzy dips

John Higgins might never lose a frame of snooker again

TV licence came to the door, I said it’s chill, i’ve got one of those dodgy firesticks

he’s a ten but he can’t delete his facebook account

#poetry

let’s go wu yize #scottishsnooker

‘You can’t even say Merry Holidays without offending someone these days’ - My Dad (he has dementia lol)

I think my boy has lost it
(for my son)

I'm doubting his life choices
He's started down a dark path
rabbit hole to subsect
connecting with some skinheads
he met on the internet
I try to be an influence
but in his ear there's voices

(full poem🧵👇)

making snacks? have you tried 24 hard boiled eggs?

watching snooker thinking ‘I could do that’ but I have tried that and I definitely cannot do that.

making plans between December 15th and January 14th should be illegal

The urge to play guitar instead of [insert literally any task] is strong today