It sucks that kids can read now. As a loser kid, reading was instrumental in me finding out that in fact everyone else was a loser, and I was kinda cool.

I’m a manager for a union shop now. I really did live long enough to see myself become the thing I fought against lol. 😔

doing my best breathing exercises as I type on my phone and watch a correctly spelled word change to a word that either is not a real word or is completely wrong for the context. This feels like an assault on my sanity. I don’t want to purchase more Finesse I typed feta cheese asshole