lazyapples
@617apples.bsky.social
hi im Alice you can call me that if youd like
certified cynical bitch
some nsfw here and there, tread carefully
certified cynical bitch
some nsfw here and there, tread carefully
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Opening commissions, will have around 6-8 slots
May 19, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Opening commissions, will have around 6-8 slots
i think one of the funniest parts about of the devil is how even though within the first hour the game presents concepts like "the big brother" and how "no one gets away with murder" its setting and the issues in it are still really similar to our normal everyday life and i doubt its not intentional
May 14, 2026 at 4:25 PM
i think one of the funniest parts about of the devil is how even though within the first hour the game presents concepts like "the big brother" and how "no one gets away with murder" its setting and the issues in it are still really similar to our normal everyday life and i doubt its not intentional
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Whenever stop wars shows up, someone has to post one of the best yakuza shitposts ever
May 4, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Whenever stop wars shows up, someone has to post one of the best yakuza shitposts ever
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why did patrick say that
"No Patrick, Black people being in Interracial relationships does not promote anti-blackness or disunity in Black people".
May 3, 2026 at 4:49 PM
why did patrick say that
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fun fact: did you know? sheep have cowbells attached to them in order to make production of phonk music easier
May 3, 2026 at 8:12 PM
fun fact: did you know? sheep have cowbells attached to them in order to make production of phonk music easier
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I'm okay with my gender rn but if you gave me the choice to become a specific woman however I'd do it in a heartbeat and I'd become the one girl who bullied Tatsuki Fujimoto during his college days
February 17, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I'm okay with my gender rn but if you gave me the choice to become a specific woman however I'd do it in a heartbeat and I'd become the one girl who bullied Tatsuki Fujimoto during his college days
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She's allowed to be a baddie once a month💜
February 2, 2026 at 6:25 PM
She's allowed to be a baddie once a month💜
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they're having a shark meeting
February 1, 2026 at 12:20 AM
they're having a shark meeting
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funniest shit pm could possibly pull is putting sartre in limbus as a character next canto
January 19, 2026 at 7:42 PM
funniest shit pm could possibly pull is putting sartre in limbus as a character next canto
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WHATTT?! New Lyccaon art? In this economy?
Yes citizens, I do it for you...
Yes citizens, I do it for you...
December 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
WHATTT?! New Lyccaon art? In this economy?
Yes citizens, I do it for you...
Yes citizens, I do it for you...
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good luck charm (full)
December 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
good luck charm (full)
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Contract killer (full)
December 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Contract killer (full)
nai_ga will post the most beautiful environment design you've ever seen and caption it "practice"
December 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
nai_ga will post the most beautiful environment design you've ever seen and caption it "practice"
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Astram's angel (full)
probably 2025's biggest piece... spent a whole month on this one
probably 2025's biggest piece... spent a whole month on this one
December 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Astram's angel (full)
probably 2025's biggest piece... spent a whole month on this one
probably 2025's biggest piece... spent a whole month on this one
it's that time again
December 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
it's that time again
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Interviewers ask "what is your dream job" and yet they frown when I answer "sitting in a barrel and telling the world's most powerful man to stop blocking the sun"
December 24, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Interviewers ask "what is your dream job" and yet they frown when I answer "sitting in a barrel and telling the world's most powerful man to stop blocking the sun"
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Let's commit the sin of empathy together
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Let's commit the sin of empathy together
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Know the cultural differences between different versions of English!
For example, in US they say "gifted child". In the UK, they say "changeling".
For example, in US they say "gifted child". In the UK, they say "changeling".
August 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Know the cultural differences between different versions of English!
For example, in US they say "gifted child". In the UK, they say "changeling".
For example, in US they say "gifted child". In the UK, they say "changeling".