@99alt.bsky.social
I'm just a love machine, and I won't work because somebody sideloaded me with bad firmware and now I'm stuck in a boot loop
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me when I need hairy hole or may perish:
need hole, hairy hole, or i may perish
September 15, 2026 at 11:30 PM
me when I need hairy hole or may perish:
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Is Andrew Christian vintage now?
September 15, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Is Andrew Christian vintage now?
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I want to stay in bed and deal with this instead of leaving for an auto care appointment 🙃
September 15, 2026 at 12:04 PM
I want to stay in bed and deal with this instead of leaving for an auto care appointment 🙃
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need this to go down a little more and then i can leave my desk
September 14, 2026 at 10:39 PM
need this to go down a little more and then i can leave my desk
somehow bloomf always knows exactly what to say to get me throbbing
September 10, 2026 at 2:40 PM
somehow bloomf always knows exactly what to say to get me throbbing
too early for gingerbread but I bred a ginger
September 10, 2026 at 1:00 AM
too early for gingerbread but I bred a ginger
don't forget the special cream
September 6, 2026 at 4:30 PM
don't forget the special cream
failing soft cock Saturday today
September 6, 2026 at 12:45 AM
failing soft cock Saturday today
a stay-in-bed kinda Saturday
September 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
a stay-in-bed kinda Saturday
got a facial in the woods how's everyone else's Friday going
September 5, 2026 at 12:25 AM
got a facial in the woods how's everyone else's Friday going
would you suck a dick if it smelled like coconut
September 1, 2026 at 5:30 AM
would you suck a dick if it smelled like coconut
what do I even post for fcf? I feel like I've done every angle already
August 28, 2026 at 6:15 PM
what do I even post for fcf? I feel like I've done every angle already
oops I keep forgetting to turn on replies. I swear I'd lose my dick if it weren't sewn on
August 28, 2026 at 4:00 AM
oops I keep forgetting to turn on replies. I swear I'd lose my dick if it weren't sewn on
I finally get it. people talk about life-changing hole but I get it now
August 28, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I finally get it. people talk about life-changing hole but I get it now
as you can see @osculate.bsky.social, it looks normal on my end but on yours it's definitely pixelated
August 27, 2026 at 10:00 PM
as you can see @osculate.bsky.social, it looks normal on my end but on yours it's definitely pixelated