Split ends are a myth and a lie.
October 1, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Split ends are a myth and a lie.
The syrup guy at w*lmart thinks you have something special.
September 27, 2026 at 6:57 PM
The syrup guy at w*lmart thinks you have something special.
Rotting in the ground for a few hundred years is actually not that bad.
September 25, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Rotting in the ground for a few hundred years is actually not that bad.
Bruh the astral crocodiles LOVE me
September 24, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Bruh the astral crocodiles LOVE me
That’s so ridiculous!
I’m not like that at all!!
That has nothing to do with me!
Oh wait …
that literally has nothing to do with me …
I’m not like that at all!!
That has nothing to do with me!
Oh wait …
that literally has nothing to do with me …
September 24, 2026 at 11:36 PM
That’s so ridiculous!
I’m not like that at all!!
That has nothing to do with me!
Oh wait …
that literally has nothing to do with me …
I’m not like that at all!!
That has nothing to do with me!
Oh wait …
that literally has nothing to do with me …
The proof is in the pudding.
Yes, that’s why it tastes like paper.
Yes, that’s why it tastes like paper.
September 23, 2026 at 10:20 PM
The proof is in the pudding.
Yes, that’s why it tastes like paper.
Yes, that’s why it tastes like paper.
First a runaway ego devours your personality, then your soul.
You still have time.
Get in the mud.
You still have time.
Get in the mud.
September 20, 2026 at 8:22 PM
First a runaway ego devours your personality, then your soul.
You still have time.
Get in the mud.
You still have time.
Get in the mud.
4 creatures scurrying off into the shadows every time you enter a room is 1 too many.
September 19, 2026 at 10:27 AM
4 creatures scurrying off into the shadows every time you enter a room is 1 too many.
Quercetin in the evening,
chest pain, a’ leaving.
chest pain, a’ leaving.
September 19, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Quercetin in the evening,
chest pain, a’ leaving.
chest pain, a’ leaving.
Thank you, SPAM CALLER, for waking me up from that Nightmare Hell.
September 18, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Thank you, SPAM CALLER, for waking me up from that Nightmare Hell.
Was that, “Holy God, Mother of Hell!”, or
“Holy GODmother of Hell!”?
This is important to me.
“Holy GODmother of Hell!”?
This is important to me.
September 17, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Was that, “Holy God, Mother of Hell!”, or
“Holy GODmother of Hell!”?
This is important to me.
“Holy GODmother of Hell!”?
This is important to me.
They harvest loosh because they cannot make their own.
September 15, 2026 at 3:27 PM
They harvest loosh because they cannot make their own.
I don’t remember what our beef was. I know it wasn’t Wagyu.
September 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
I don’t remember what our beef was. I know it wasn’t Wagyu.
☑️ Unlocked that secret message from my past self with a Visual Kei song.
September 14, 2026 at 8:18 AM
☑️ Unlocked that secret message from my past self with a Visual Kei song.
I didn’t realize I was wrong until it was too late.
Now I’m at the function in cargo shorts.
Now I’m at the function in cargo shorts.
September 12, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I didn’t realize I was wrong until it was too late.
Now I’m at the function in cargo shorts.
Now I’m at the function in cargo shorts.
ASMR: Hanging with your buddies and none of them are cursed OR haunted
September 12, 2026 at 8:06 PM
ASMR: Hanging with your buddies and none of them are cursed OR haunted
I thought maybe I shouldn’t have pizza for breakfast.
But I was wrong.
But I was wrong.
September 9, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I thought maybe I shouldn’t have pizza for breakfast.
But I was wrong.
But I was wrong.
I really don’t know why you’re paying attention to me, Timeless Arbiter of the Weird and Bizarre.
September 9, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I really don’t know why you’re paying attention to me, Timeless Arbiter of the Weird and Bizarre.
I’ve got the real thing.
And it’s done me more harm than good.
And it’s done me more harm than good.
September 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I’ve got the real thing.
And it’s done me more harm than good.
And it’s done me more harm than good.
I have an emo boy’s hair.
And his shoes.
Please collect your things.
And his shoes.
Please collect your things.
September 8, 2026 at 11:23 PM
I have an emo boy’s hair.
And his shoes.
Please collect your things.
And his shoes.
Please collect your things.
Ah yes,
a topknot for bed.
How the warrior sleeps…
a topknot for bed.
How the warrior sleeps…
September 7, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Ah yes,
a topknot for bed.
How the warrior sleeps…
a topknot for bed.
How the warrior sleeps…
No one can make a pecan pie like me.
I won’t allow them to.
I won’t allow them to.
September 7, 2026 at 5:15 AM
No one can make a pecan pie like me.
I won’t allow them to.
I won’t allow them to.
”I’m so sick of hearing about A Un.”
Bruh I’m so sick of your pigeons checking up on me every four days. Call them off.
The journey is rough for them.
Bruh I’m so sick of your pigeons checking up on me every four days. Call them off.
The journey is rough for them.
September 4, 2026 at 2:35 PM
”I’m so sick of hearing about A Un.”
Bruh I’m so sick of your pigeons checking up on me every four days. Call them off.
The journey is rough for them.
Bruh I’m so sick of your pigeons checking up on me every four days. Call them off.
The journey is rough for them.
A boba for your troubles.
September 3, 2026 at 10:47 PM
A boba for your troubles.