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Mel G
@a4rdvark.bsky.social
Colour sommelier and persistent cacographist.

Settler on unceded territory of the Tseshaht, Hupacasath First Nations.
Pinned
"the only true wisdom is in knowing you are cringe."

~ Socrates, probably
Today's colour is #B875DB, a medium light shade of blue-magenta.

Unevenly blended, with chunks of recognizable origin.

Notes of nursing union, decongestant, and mixed berry smoothie.
September 21, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Today's colour is #B7C24E, a shade of yellow-green.

A miasamatic spasm, the acute severance of breath.

Notes of allergen, viral rhinitis, and sudden exposure to bright light.
September 20, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Today's colour is #B70EC1, a shade of magenta.

Delicate loops of absorbsion, rebellion, subversion.

Notes of romantasy, Cannanite textiles, and arguing about whether an article of clothing counts as Hanfu.
September 19, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Today's colour is #B65B34, a shade of brown.

Demonstrably affectionate with a side of gluten intolerance.

Notes of ferns in autumn, ultisol, and Irish Setter.
September 18, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Today's colour is #B5A7A7, a medium light shade of taupe.

Downy rumples, creeping

Notes of sand dollar, moonlit rose, and newborn elephant.
September 17, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Will Canada get 6 full weeks of paid vacation? Or just 6 associate weeks?
September 17, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Could we please not have more elections before I am enfranchised? I can't vote in municipal or provincial elections until at least another 4 months.
September 17, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Today's colour is #B4F41A, a shade of yellow-green.

Measured radiance, a striking poise.

Notes of digital alarm clock display, emerald tree boa, and winning at King of Tokyo.
September 16, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Today's colour is #B4408D, a shade of magenta-pink.

Strategically unfastened. An expertly threaded needle working silken fibres.

Notes of ruffled sleeve, octopus's garden, and 16th-century German botanist Leonhart Fuchs.
September 15, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Recently watched Metropolis (1927) for the first time and... I dunno. I feel like there's a resemblance?
September 15, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Today's colour is #B38D00, a medium dark shade of yellow.

Unhurried accumulation. An ancient, oligotrophic kingdom.

Notes of ground cumin seed, peat bog, and cheap "gold" craft paint.
September 14, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Today's colour is #B2D973, a medium light shade of green.

A crush of sounds and bodies: bursting tones, cheers, fees.

Notes of ornamental bamboo, limead, and fall fair.
September 14, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Today's colour is #B225E6, a shade of magenta.

Fervid fun, just this side of too much.

Notes of personal lubricant, jellyfish disco, and high-impact sports bra.
September 12, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Today's colour is #B17259, a shade of brown.

Exhalation. The slow churn of offal and oxygen.

Notes of clay tile roof, Tim Tam, and Martian regolith.
September 11, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Today's colour is #B0BECC, a medium light shade of blue-grey.

Murmurings from times immemorial. Thin, dry memories fading like hair.

Notes of speckled mirror, husky eye, and the last light of day.
September 10, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Today's colour is #B00B3F, a medium dark shade of pink.

Voluptuous: a hot-blooded heartbreak.

Notes of secret kiss, stiletto heel, and a glass of 2019 Louis Jadot Pinot Noir Bourgogne.
September 9, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Time to do battle once again with the ancient enemy: Figuring Out Dinner
September 9, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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Trying to think of what to post for Star Trek’s 60th anniversary but I post about Star Trek a lot already so just enjoy Worf wearing jeans
September 8, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Today's colour is #AF57B2, a shade of magenta.

Silky soft, then crisp crackles. Spinning, spiralling, waning.

Notes of magician's robe, brain freeze, and catnip toy.
September 8, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Skate park art of Port Alberni, VC.
September 8, 2026 at 5:34 AM
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just take a look at this pig ok
Everything is terrible, but look at this pig
September 7, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Today's colour is #AEA425, a shade of yellow.

A pause. A head raises, nostrils flaring at the trace whiff of soon-returning chill.

Notes of unripe butternut squash, native sulfur, and poplars poised for autumn.
September 7, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Today's colour is #ADF098, a light shade of green.

Time-twisted sediments scaffolding new growth. Living layers.

Notes of babbling brook, menthol, and the song of the western flycatcher.
September 6, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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September 5, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Today's colour is #AD3D0B, a medium dark shade of red-orange.

Unremarkable in daily life, yet incomprehensible in quiet reflection.

Notes of crab legs, Jupiter's spot, and abandoned combine harvester.
September 5, 2026 at 3:05 PM