Stephanie K
@abandonthought.bsky.social
I'm just a writer, looking for a reason. Also—cinephile, book lover, dog mom. Just trying to make it from one day to the next. She/her.
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Dear Autocorrect,
If you can't even fix "ohysical," what are you even good for?
Sincerely,
Fuck off forever
If you can't even fix "ohysical," what are you even good for?
Sincerely,
Fuck off forever
September 19, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Dear Autocorrect,
If you can't even fix "ohysical," what are you even good for?
Sincerely,
Fuck off forever
If you can't even fix "ohysical," what are you even good for?
Sincerely,
Fuck off forever
My emotionally abusive ex set me as his death beneficiary because I agreed to take in his dog if anything ever happened to him (even if we'd broken up).
The dog has passed away now, but sometimes I fantasize that he never changed his paperwork and someday I'll just be gifted a 100k.
The dog has passed away now, but sometimes I fantasize that he never changed his paperwork and someday I'll just be gifted a 100k.
September 14, 2026 at 6:58 PM
My emotionally abusive ex set me as his death beneficiary because I agreed to take in his dog if anything ever happened to him (even if we'd broken up).
The dog has passed away now, but sometimes I fantasize that he never changed his paperwork and someday I'll just be gifted a 100k.
The dog has passed away now, but sometimes I fantasize that he never changed his paperwork and someday I'll just be gifted a 100k.
My uncle emailed me today to ask if he can buy us tickets to see Paranormal Activity on Broadway when I come in December and YES ABSOLUTELY.
Made my day. 😆
Made my day. 😆
August 22, 2026 at 7:52 PM
My uncle emailed me today to ask if he can buy us tickets to see Paranormal Activity on Broadway when I come in December and YES ABSOLUTELY.
Made my day. 😆
Made my day. 😆
Why does doing laundry add dog hair to my clothes instead of removing it? 😫
August 21, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Why does doing laundry add dog hair to my clothes instead of removing it? 😫
Last night I scrolled my entire BlueSky profile and read every post I've made since the beginning.
A lot of them had no interaction—no likes, no comments—but I'm glad I posted them. They're a neat little window into my thoughts.
A lot of them had no interaction—no likes, no comments—but I'm glad I posted them. They're a neat little window into my thoughts.
July 25, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Last night I scrolled my entire BlueSky profile and read every post I've made since the beginning.
A lot of them had no interaction—no likes, no comments—but I'm glad I posted them. They're a neat little window into my thoughts.
A lot of them had no interaction—no likes, no comments—but I'm glad I posted them. They're a neat little window into my thoughts.
Ambien was working well for me a few weeks ago. But now it's just making me dizzy and incredibly nauseous.
And everything else that helps me sleep gives me restless legs.
I hate my body.
And everything else that helps me sleep gives me restless legs.
I hate my body.
July 25, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Ambien was working well for me a few weeks ago. But now it's just making me dizzy and incredibly nauseous.
And everything else that helps me sleep gives me restless legs.
I hate my body.
And everything else that helps me sleep gives me restless legs.
I hate my body.
Want to hear about a good corporation?
I contacted Chewy to see if I could return an injectible medication I got for my dog who just passed. It was a 2 vial product and I'd only given her 2 doses. Even though the order was back in March, they gave me their condolences and refunded the entire thing.
I contacted Chewy to see if I could return an injectible medication I got for my dog who just passed. It was a 2 vial product and I'd only given her 2 doses. Even though the order was back in March, they gave me their condolences and refunded the entire thing.
July 23, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Want to hear about a good corporation?
I contacted Chewy to see if I could return an injectible medication I got for my dog who just passed. It was a 2 vial product and I'd only given her 2 doses. Even though the order was back in March, they gave me their condolences and refunded the entire thing.
I contacted Chewy to see if I could return an injectible medication I got for my dog who just passed. It was a 2 vial product and I'd only given her 2 doses. Even though the order was back in March, they gave me their condolences and refunded the entire thing.
I lost my baby girl Kali last night, at the age of 14.
She had a long life of love and adventure, and was happy and active til the end.
She went peacefully, holding my hand.
Kali was a special soul who did so much for me, and I'll always be grateful for the time I had with her.
She had a long life of love and adventure, and was happy and active til the end.
She went peacefully, holding my hand.
Kali was a special soul who did so much for me, and I'll always be grateful for the time I had with her.
July 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I lost my baby girl Kali last night, at the age of 14.
She had a long life of love and adventure, and was happy and active til the end.
She went peacefully, holding my hand.
Kali was a special soul who did so much for me, and I'll always be grateful for the time I had with her.
She had a long life of love and adventure, and was happy and active til the end.
She went peacefully, holding my hand.
Kali was a special soul who did so much for me, and I'll always be grateful for the time I had with her.
I'm so tired of the enshittification of autocorrect.
Lately it doesn't fix obvious typos, all it does is change the correct word to a different correct word, or worse, some incorrect nonsense. (It actually* INTRODUCES spelling errors now!)
*case in point, it just changed this to "actualpy"
Lately it doesn't fix obvious typos, all it does is change the correct word to a different correct word, or worse, some incorrect nonsense. (It actually* INTRODUCES spelling errors now!)
*case in point, it just changed this to "actualpy"
July 2, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I'm so tired of the enshittification of autocorrect.
Lately it doesn't fix obvious typos, all it does is change the correct word to a different correct word, or worse, some incorrect nonsense. (It actually* INTRODUCES spelling errors now!)
*case in point, it just changed this to "actualpy"
Lately it doesn't fix obvious typos, all it does is change the correct word to a different correct word, or worse, some incorrect nonsense. (It actually* INTRODUCES spelling errors now!)
*case in point, it just changed this to "actualpy"
Except now they're going to be invited to the White House and a lot of them will go 😭😭😭
#SoundtheSiren #LetsGoCanes
#SoundtheSiren #LetsGoCanes
June 15, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Except now they're going to be invited to the White House and a lot of them will go 😭😭😭
#SoundtheSiren #LetsGoCanes
#SoundtheSiren #LetsGoCanes
Sports fans always do the O Captain, My Captain thing when their team captain scores, but how many realize that poem is actually about Abraham Lincoln's assassination?
Read a full poem, people.*
*this post is in jest, and I don't actually think this is an issue. But be aware, friends. 😜
Read a full poem, people.*
*this post is in jest, and I don't actually think this is an issue. But be aware, friends. 😜
June 10, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Sports fans always do the O Captain, My Captain thing when their team captain scores, but how many realize that poem is actually about Abraham Lincoln's assassination?
Read a full poem, people.*
*this post is in jest, and I don't actually think this is an issue. But be aware, friends. 😜
Read a full poem, people.*
*this post is in jest, and I don't actually think this is an issue. But be aware, friends. 😜
Anyone know how many Stanley Cup goals have been scored from below the goal line*?
*at the opposite end of the ice
#SoundtheSiren
*at the opposite end of the ice
#SoundtheSiren
June 10, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Anyone know how many Stanley Cup goals have been scored from below the goal line*?
*at the opposite end of the ice
#SoundtheSiren
*at the opposite end of the ice
#SoundtheSiren
Leading a chant of "f*ck you, Carter Hart" every time the Canes are in the o-zone.
In my living room.
Alone.
But I still think it's important.
#SoundtheSiren
In my living room.
Alone.
But I still think it's important.
#SoundtheSiren
June 10, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Leading a chant of "f*ck you, Carter Hart" every time the Canes are in the o-zone.
In my living room.
Alone.
But I still think it's important.
#SoundtheSiren
In my living room.
Alone.
But I still think it's important.
#SoundtheSiren
Does it annoy the shit out of anyone else when the announcer says "the VGK"? It's the same number of syllables to call them by their frickin' name.
I agree their name is stupid, but "the VGK" sounds even dumber.
#SoundtheSiren
I agree their name is stupid, but "the VGK" sounds even dumber.
#SoundtheSiren
June 10, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Does it annoy the shit out of anyone else when the announcer says "the VGK"? It's the same number of syllables to call them by their frickin' name.
I agree their name is stupid, but "the VGK" sounds even dumber.
#SoundtheSiren
I agree their name is stupid, but "the VGK" sounds even dumber.
#SoundtheSiren
June 10, 2026 at 12:36 AM
No Walgreens, I will NOT be coming to pick up the Rx that you refilled WITHOUT my request (after I already turned OFF autorefill) until the one I DID request that is BACK ORDERED is ready.
Your pharmacy is 15 miles away, and I leave my house once a week.
Stop texting me about it.
Your pharmacy is 15 miles away, and I leave my house once a week.
Stop texting me about it.
June 8, 2026 at 2:55 PM
No Walgreens, I will NOT be coming to pick up the Rx that you refilled WITHOUT my request (after I already turned OFF autorefill) until the one I DID request that is BACK ORDERED is ready.
Your pharmacy is 15 miles away, and I leave my house once a week.
Stop texting me about it.
Your pharmacy is 15 miles away, and I leave my house once a week.
Stop texting me about it.
There comes a time every playoffs where I can't take it anymore and I have to mute the announcers. That time was the 3rd period last night. Listened to music instead. And then something lovely happened... 😁
I really wish we could turn off commentary and listen to in-arena sounds.
#SoundtheSiren
I really wish we could turn off commentary and listen to in-arena sounds.
#SoundtheSiren
June 5, 2026 at 3:08 PM
There comes a time every playoffs where I can't take it anymore and I have to mute the announcers. That time was the 3rd period last night. Listened to music instead. And then something lovely happened... 😁
I really wish we could turn off commentary and listen to in-arena sounds.
#SoundtheSiren
I really wish we could turn off commentary and listen to in-arena sounds.
#SoundtheSiren
The past few months I can barely get out of bed, or take care of myself. My yard needs mowing. I know this. But the threatening letter from my HOA just makes everything harder.
I'll tell you what, if I ever hit the escape key, I'm sending a lovely email to my HOA first.
I'll tell you what, if I ever hit the escape key, I'm sending a lovely email to my HOA first.
June 5, 2026 at 3:04 PM
The past few months I can barely get out of bed, or take care of myself. My yard needs mowing. I know this. But the threatening letter from my HOA just makes everything harder.
I'll tell you what, if I ever hit the escape key, I'm sending a lovely email to my HOA first.
I'll tell you what, if I ever hit the escape key, I'm sending a lovely email to my HOA first.
May 30, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Nights when I decide to drink wine are tricky. Bc it might trigger a migraine. But if it doesn't, it's fun! Unless I drink too much or too fast and feel sick. Or quit too early; then I'll be restless when trying to sleep.
It really is complicated math. Not always up for it.
It really is complicated math. Not always up for it.
May 19, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Nights when I decide to drink wine are tricky. Bc it might trigger a migraine. But if it doesn't, it's fun! Unless I drink too much or too fast and feel sick. Or quit too early; then I'll be restless when trying to sleep.
It really is complicated math. Not always up for it.
It really is complicated math. Not always up for it.
How can any sane person survive in this insane world?
May 18, 2026 at 6:39 PM
How can any sane person survive in this insane world?
I bought new earbuds in January.
I've charged them twice.
I use them multiple hours everyday.
I love these things. ❤️
I've charged them twice.
I use them multiple hours everyday.
I love these things. ❤️
May 13, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I bought new earbuds in January.
I've charged them twice.
I use them multiple hours everyday.
I love these things. ❤️
I've charged them twice.
I use them multiple hours everyday.
I love these things. ❤️
Hurricanes were the last undefeated team in the regular season, and now are the last undefeated team in the playoffs. 👍
#SoundtheSiren #LetsGoCanes
#SoundtheSiren #LetsGoCanes
May 10, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Hurricanes were the last undefeated team in the regular season, and now are the last undefeated team in the playoffs. 👍
#SoundtheSiren #LetsGoCanes
#SoundtheSiren #LetsGoCanes
I find it lame when people wear neon colors to hockey games to increase their chances of being visible on TV. 😒
May 8, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I find it lame when people wear neon colors to hockey games to increase their chances of being visible on TV. 😒