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"For you the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life.

For me, it was Tuesday."
M. Bison - Street Fighter
Today's the perfect day to try out my new pickup line:

Damn girl, you're hotter than Israeli thermite on steel beams!
How about you come back to my place and knock my tower down?
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September 11, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Ok, I'm back on board; Adult Link looks awesome!

I still hate child Link looking like Malo from Twilight Princess with his weird creepy baby face, but I can just put on the Mask of Truth whenever I play as him.
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September 10, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Super stoked for the new Metroid! This box art and character design are early 2000s as fuck and I love it!
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September 9, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Persona 6 achievements leaked so beware of spoilers. I'll leave a vague hint to a detail from them that I won't say even though I wouldn't consider it a spoiler.
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September 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Ok!
I got all my sexy Zelda 40th special edition stuff ordered. Console, case, and amiibo at Best Buy and controller at GameStop. Controller was a nightmare but I managed to snag it in the 5 minute window before it sold out.
Thanks Wario64!
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September 8, 2026 at 9:28 PM
September 8, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Oh God, the faces! Oh God, the fabric texture! Everything is way too detailed. It looks like one of those terrible fan made Unreal demos and the voice acting is horrible.
I hate it!
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September 8, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Actual Zelda Direct predictions:
Twilight Princess and Four Sword Adventures added to NSO. Possible DS NSO announced w/ PH and ST.

Zelda movie teaser trailer/cast promo.

Special edition consoles and controllers confirmed.

New merch.

Full OoT reveal.

Tiny teaser for next mainline entry.
#blutoid
September 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
A full remake of Zelda 2 Adventures of Link with hand drawn 2D animation like Wario Land Shake It and tons of new sidequests, a revamped leveling and combat system, and a larger world with more hidden areas to explore.
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share your most unrealistic expectations for the Nintendo Direct
September 7, 2026 at 7:02 PM
THC gummies and eBay don't mix. Especially right after getting your bonus.
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August 28, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Someone did a shitty job parking right down the street from my house. I heard it but didn't think it would be this stupid.
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August 28, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Beautiful out today so I went to the range with my dad! I shot my Glock 19 and Walther PPK and he shot his S&W Model 19 and M&P Shield.

I shoot the PPK one handed because recoil is negligible, I don't lose any accuracy, and I get slide bite with my two handed grip. Plus it's my CCW.
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August 27, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Posting this in case anyone wants to brush up on the MGS story before the remaster of MGS4 comes out. They're fully voiced with most of the original cast so you get to hear David Hayter as Snake again, which is always a treat.
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METAL GEAR SOLID 1 & 2: DIGITAL GRAPHIC NOVEL Full Story Cinematic (Game Movie) 4K Ultra HD
YouTube video by Kouteshi
youtu.be
August 24, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Make a band bigger:

David Claymore
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Make a band bigger:

Illinois
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Make a band bigger:

Six Finger Death Punch
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August 24, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Challenged myself to only play 360 games for the next 2 weeks (exception of MGS4) and I don't understand why the Hot Topic mall goths weren't obsessed with American McGee's Alice. It seems perfect to put on an overpriced tee shirt.
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August 24, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Man, I'm trying to diet and McDonalds goes and puts out Hello Kitty x Godzilla happy meal toys.
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August 21, 2026 at 6:14 PM
The Goonies

I thought it was really stupid and contrived. The kids find the map and start the adventure so quickly and conveniently that I couldn't suspend my disbelief. Everything felt extremely scripted, like they had a list of things that had to happen that they forced together.
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Whats a movie everyone fucking loves that you despise?
It doesnt have to be objectively bad, you just objectively DID NOT.
Heres one for me since Ive been on a Barbara Loden kick lately-
August 19, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Got some new games for the collection on my weekend. All at good prices but SH BoM in particular was a killer deal.
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August 18, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I told my friends and family in early February 2020 to stockpile months worth of toilet paper, cleaning supplies, and basic household shit because there was this virus in China that was about to cause problems.

Most of them actually did it and were sitting pretty while everyone panicked.
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What is the most vindicated you have be ever been for a hot take
August 14, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Went back to Arcade Legacy today and traded something big in at the store. Went on a spending spree and still have $135 left over. Like @ripleynyx.bsky.social I also got the copy of Gravity Rush I regretted not buying last week.
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August 2, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Went to the arcade and bought some used games.
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July 26, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Caturday
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July 25, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I'm not a sportsball person but this cover is hilarious. It looks like someone just laid down a devastatingly hilarious insult on this guy and his friends are holding him back while laughing their asses off.
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July 22, 2026 at 6:28 PM
This isn't even a consideration for me.
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July 20, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Man and his friends go to a volcano to get rid of a piece of jewelry.
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Kid gets bored, skips school and goes on a joy ride with two friends while his principal tracks him down.

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Writer's project collapses, goes swimming instead.
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July 15, 2026 at 8:55 PM