HORROR HAIKU
The last thing he saw
Was lots and lots and lots and
Lots and lots of teeth
The last thing he saw
Was lots and lots and lots and
Lots and lots of teeth
August 26, 2026 at 3:43 AM
HORROR HAIKU
The last thing he saw
Was lots and lots and lots and
Lots and lots of teeth
The last thing he saw
Was lots and lots and lots and
Lots and lots of teeth
Ever since Trump took office, the amount of email, phone, and text spam I've received has tripled.
July 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Ever since Trump took office, the amount of email, phone, and text spam I've received has tripled.
onward to the sea
bodies calve and calve and calve
a glacier of flesh
bodies calve and calve and calve
a glacier of flesh
April 9, 2025 at 11:53 AM
onward to the sea
bodies calve and calve and calve
a glacier of flesh
bodies calve and calve and calve
a glacier of flesh
JAZZ
THE SAXOPHONE’S FITFUL
INTERROGATION
THE SAXOPHONE’S FITFUL
INTERROGATION
April 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
JAZZ
THE SAXOPHONE’S FITFUL
INTERROGATION
THE SAXOPHONE’S FITFUL
INTERROGATION
BODIES
FLUSH WITH YOUTH
REJOICE
FLUSH WITH YOUTH
REJOICE
March 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
BODIES
FLUSH WITH YOUTH
REJOICE
FLUSH WITH YOUTH
REJOICE
This is the worst Christian accelerationist halftime show ever.
February 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This is the worst Christian accelerationist halftime show ever.
Now that America has defeated the woke mind virus, we can say things that used to be problematic, like: “America will soon be a Third World country.”
January 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Now that America has defeated the woke mind virus, we can say things that used to be problematic, like: “America will soon be a Third World country.”
Anyone want to place bets on when America withdraws from the United Nations?
January 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Anyone want to place bets on when America withdraws from the United Nations?
Prayer For The Embodied Life-form
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May you live to be
100-year-old meat
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May you live to be
100-year-old meat
December 29, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Prayer For The Embodied Life-form
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May you live to be
100-year-old meat
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May you live to be
100-year-old meat
Can’t wait to hear what exciting new federal holidays Trump is going to declare.
November 29, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Can’t wait to hear what exciting new federal holidays Trump is going to declare.
Why is everyone talking like this will magically be over in four years?
November 13, 2024 at 6:08 AM
Why is everyone talking like this will magically be over in four years?