Joe Shemo
abufurtuna.bsky.social
Joe Shemo
@abufurtuna.bsky.social
This is the wrong platform to lambast MAGA because we are all in our bubble’s echo chamber
Just a reminder that the real leader of Evil is Russel Vought; Trump is merely his stooge and idiot puppet. (A costly, damaging one…)

Time for beatitudinal happenings.
September 16, 2026 at 1:46 AM
We have learned only tactics since 9/11/01. Not learned actual lessons on treating others better for the sake of humanity. Eg the garbage agency created to fight terrorism post 9/11—DHS—is now the terrorist organization harming Americans. On this anniversary… we should be ashamed of ourselves. #dhs
September 11, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Don’t forget the left always fights itself to death which is why the centrist douchebags and capitulators carry the flag.
September 11, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Breaking News: President Trump shits himself while violating everything everyday and Patel wanks while watching!

#RealNews #CNN
September 10, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I was asked to not wake the baby.

Ok. I will try to take my morning pills with water more quietly.

I’ve been up for two hours trying not to move so no one else wakes up while having to poop.

My bad.
September 9, 2026 at 9:57 AM
I realized I am no longer a liberal. (This is serious.)

I’m a mostly-progressive who believes that if the other fuckers are armed and out to get you, arm yourself and practice violence in the hopes you don’t have to use it.

Fuck the Democratic Party. They fail us again and again against MAGA.
September 7, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Fall down seven times, get up eight.

My daughter shits seven times, but we change her diaper eight.

Then she shits again.

Fuck you, Sisyphus.

#parenting #diapers #hashtagblessed
September 7, 2026 at 7:36 PM
My wife told me that she was changing our daughter, and our daughter sneezed which caused her to shit on my wife’s hand.

She just threw up on my wife.

#Blessed
September 2, 2026 at 9:36 PM
As a new parent I would like to think I am learning.

I have tried many different ways and timing… my kid still pees on me as soon as I am about to close their fresh diaper over their cleaned body.

I know I am learning… to accept failure.
September 1, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Hey “Liberals,” and establishment Democrats: wake the fuck up.

youtu.be/SfNeKco5et8
Anti-Gun Liberals, We Need To Have A Talk
YouTube video by Black Flag Civilian
youtu.be
August 4, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Dear America, time for you, on your birthday, to reflect: is this really who you want to be?

Here’s hoping you do a lot better.
July 4, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Down with #Belgium; that was not a foul, and that was stolen for them.
July 1, 2026 at 10:44 PM
After this match against valiant Iraqi brothers, Les Lions are clearly from Sene-goal #senegal #worldcup
June 26, 2026 at 8:53 PM
It’s not a requirement… but… if you are training #kali or #escrima… you should look like this at least every once in a while. Experience beats theory every time.
June 26, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I thought the internet could use the reminder: find someone who looks at you the way Enzo looks at a sandwich.
June 26, 2026 at 8:18 PM