@accidentaloptimist.bsky.social
What fucking artery is doing the extra work that’s preventing the biggest party the world has ever experienced?
September 15, 2026 at 5:32 PM
What fucking artery is doing the extra work that’s preventing the biggest party the world has ever experienced?
If they can manage to get his arms behind his back, hopefully 🤞
July 23, 2026 at 2:54 AM
If they can manage to get his arms behind his back, hopefully 🤞
The difference is, Mamdani would come and receive a hero’s welcome. That fool of a senator is too scared to do a town hall in his own state.
July 23, 2026 at 2:50 AM
The difference is, Mamdani would come and receive a hero’s welcome. That fool of a senator is too scared to do a town hall in his own state.
This mother f’er is a sitting senator in Pennsylvania and he ain’t welcome here!
July 23, 2026 at 2:48 AM
This mother f’er is a sitting senator in Pennsylvania and he ain’t welcome here!
Did not know this…just downloaded her best of on Spotify. Thank you!
July 23, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Did not know this…just downloaded her best of on Spotify. Thank you!
The whole adage "Never speak ill of the dead" is something I don't understand. It seems to me that those are the only ones you should speak ill of. Because you can't hurt their feelings, and they can't talk back.
- Stephen Sondheim
- Stephen Sondheim
July 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
The whole adage "Never speak ill of the dead" is something I don't understand. It seems to me that those are the only ones you should speak ill of. Because you can't hurt their feelings, and they can't talk back.
- Stephen Sondheim
- Stephen Sondheim
Regardless of anyone’s feelings on the offside: this would have gone to shootout and Portugal would have almost certainly won. They played a mediocre game tonight, but they’re still one of the best teams in the WC and played to win at the end. Bravo to a great game from Croatia 🇭🇷
July 3, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Regardless of anyone’s feelings on the offside: this would have gone to shootout and Portugal would have almost certainly won. They played a mediocre game tonight, but they’re still one of the best teams in the WC and played to win at the end. Bravo to a great game from Croatia 🇭🇷
You are wrong. That was Messi shit but you this guy wasn’t big enough to get away with it.
July 2, 2026 at 1:48 AM
You are wrong. That was Messi shit but you this guy wasn’t big enough to get away with it.
And, I don’t think it gets said enough: insanely gorgeous 😍
June 30, 2026 at 10:30 PM
And, I don’t think it gets said enough: insanely gorgeous 😍
Exactly. This is such a bad take.
June 26, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Exactly. This is such a bad take.
Took me a minute but 👏 👏 👏
June 17, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Took me a minute but 👏 👏 👏
But it’s the players who decide if they want to go or not.
June 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
But it’s the players who decide if they want to go or not.
Well, one certainly didn’t happen! Props to Morocco.
June 14, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Well, one certainly didn’t happen! Props to Morocco.
During Pride, no less!
June 13, 2026 at 9:30 PM
During Pride, no less!
No, but we can vote to get his gavel in November 😬
June 8, 2026 at 8:52 PM
No, but we can vote to get his gavel in November 😬
She doesn’t know any of those words…
June 7, 2026 at 11:52 PM
She doesn’t know any of those words…
@profmmurray.bsky.social I’ve now tried four book stores: two in Philly and two in NY…all sold out. Please talk to your publishers about reissuing!
June 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
@profmmurray.bsky.social I’ve now tried four book stores: two in Philly and two in NY…all sold out. Please talk to your publishers about reissuing!
One homo to the next…there is no way this guy isnt definitely a homo.
June 4, 2026 at 5:37 PM
One homo to the next…there is no way this guy isnt definitely a homo.
Mistakes made by Republicans? They hold both the executive and the legislative branches of government (and arguably, the judiciary): the Republicans have not made a mistake, at least as it relates to getting their people elected.
June 4, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Mistakes made by Republicans? They hold both the executive and the legislative branches of government (and arguably, the judiciary): the Republicans have not made a mistake, at least as it relates to getting their people elected.
Fucking hero.
June 3, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Fucking hero.
Can he see the error of his ways 😂
May 31, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Can he see the error of his ways 😂
Oh! We all know that racist only likes white young children (…allegedly)!
May 14, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Oh! We all know that racist only likes white young children (…allegedly)!
Oh gurl, you know he wouldn’t chose a non-white child to…
May 14, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Oh gurl, you know he wouldn’t chose a non-white child to…
36 hours I’ll never use!
May 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
36 hours I’ll never use!