Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes
@achloryn.bsky.social
he/him. 40s. Chicago-land. I'm just fuckin grumpy.
I am consistently funnier to myself than I am to anybody else.
and i'm ok with that.
and i'm ok with that.
September 15, 2026 at 2:46 PM
I am consistently funnier to myself than I am to anybody else.
and i'm ok with that.
and i'm ok with that.
ever been high and realize you're more high than you thought, because you definitely feel like you were just walking diagonally
September 10, 2026 at 1:21 AM
ever been high and realize you're more high than you thought, because you definitely feel like you were just walking diagonally
when you go to have leftover pizza thinking it's gonna be great, but then you eat it and your body goes "this is not at all what I wanted, what were you thinking"
September 8, 2026 at 5:56 PM
when you go to have leftover pizza thinking it's gonna be great, but then you eat it and your body goes "this is not at all what I wanted, what were you thinking"
oh god my brain is just *not* going to work with me today, is it?
September 3, 2026 at 12:57 PM
oh god my brain is just *not* going to work with me today, is it?
i need some more chill video game music for my "chill video game music" playlist, so i'm taking suggestions.
preferrably stuff with no lyrics
preferrably stuff with no lyrics
September 2, 2026 at 1:19 PM
i need some more chill video game music for my "chill video game music" playlist, so i'm taking suggestions.
preferrably stuff with no lyrics
preferrably stuff with no lyrics
What kinda dumb shit is it that Burlington coat factory doesn't have any fucking coats anymore?
August 30, 2026 at 4:57 PM
What kinda dumb shit is it that Burlington coat factory doesn't have any fucking coats anymore?
I guess the whole "celebrities in 3s" is true, because I just found out that Peter Cullin passed away yesterday
August 27, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I guess the whole "celebrities in 3s" is true, because I just found out that Peter Cullin passed away yesterday
WAIT! FUCK! NOT TIM CURRY TOO???
August 26, 2026 at 7:05 PM
WAIT! FUCK! NOT TIM CURRY TOO???
ok but... why did starting these GLP-1s fuck with my sleep schedule so much?
August 25, 2026 at 3:56 AM
ok but... why did starting these GLP-1s fuck with my sleep schedule so much?
ah the classic "is my stomach upset because it's angry or is it because i'm hungry?"
this is the worst game
this is the worst game
August 24, 2026 at 7:12 PM
ah the classic "is my stomach upset because it's angry or is it because i'm hungry?"
this is the worst game
this is the worst game
oh god i feel like i got in a fight this morning, not got a massage.
and i lost the fight, very badly. holy ow
and i lost the fight, very badly. holy ow
August 23, 2026 at 4:54 AM
oh god i feel like i got in a fight this morning, not got a massage.
and i lost the fight, very badly. holy ow
and i lost the fight, very badly. holy ow
It's massage time! WOO!
(The whole waking up at 8 on a Saturday was not a bad as it could've been lol)
(The whole waking up at 8 on a Saturday was not a bad as it could've been lol)
August 22, 2026 at 1:55 PM
It's massage time! WOO!
(The whole waking up at 8 on a Saturday was not a bad as it could've been lol)
(The whole waking up at 8 on a Saturday was not a bad as it could've been lol)
I scheduled a massage for tomorrow, and i booked this appointment 3 weeks ago when I had my last one (because neck/back stiffness). But, for some godforsaken reason I decided to schedule my massage for 8am.
who the fuck does things at 8am on a saturday on purpose?
who the fuck does things at 8am on a saturday on purpose?
August 22, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I scheduled a massage for tomorrow, and i booked this appointment 3 weeks ago when I had my last one (because neck/back stiffness). But, for some godforsaken reason I decided to schedule my massage for 8am.
who the fuck does things at 8am on a saturday on purpose?
who the fuck does things at 8am on a saturday on purpose?
today fucking sucks
August 21, 2026 at 3:57 PM
today fucking sucks
Wake up in the morning and I'm feeling like a bag of shit
August 19, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Wake up in the morning and I'm feeling like a bag of shit
when people* ask how your weekend was, they don't want the REAL answer. They want you to say that it was fine, or whatever. They also appreciate "It wasn't long enough" because nobody's weekend is ever long enough.
* = by people, I mean like coworkers and people who aren't close friends and such.
* = by people, I mean like coworkers and people who aren't close friends and such.
August 17, 2026 at 4:32 PM
when people* ask how your weekend was, they don't want the REAL answer. They want you to say that it was fine, or whatever. They also appreciate "It wasn't long enough" because nobody's weekend is ever long enough.
* = by people, I mean like coworkers and people who aren't close friends and such.
* = by people, I mean like coworkers and people who aren't close friends and such.
dark chocolate M&Ms are the superior M&M
August 15, 2026 at 11:29 PM
dark chocolate M&Ms are the superior M&M
I swear to fuck, if i manage to get sick on the ONE FUCKING DAY i didn't remember to grab a mask on my way out the door yesterday, I'm gonna be so fucking mad
August 14, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I swear to fuck, if i manage to get sick on the ONE FUCKING DAY i didn't remember to grab a mask on my way out the door yesterday, I'm gonna be so fucking mad
Yknow, in response to twitch implementing that AI nonsense, automatically on instead of opt-in...
I did stream the entire Disney catalog on my channel. And maybe just play everything on YouTube from every major record label for a few hours.
I did stream the entire Disney catalog on my channel. And maybe just play everything on YouTube from every major record label for a few hours.
August 13, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Yknow, in response to twitch implementing that AI nonsense, automatically on instead of opt-in...
I did stream the entire Disney catalog on my channel. And maybe just play everything on YouTube from every major record label for a few hours.
I did stream the entire Disney catalog on my channel. And maybe just play everything on YouTube from every major record label for a few hours.
Reposted by Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes
"If it was opt in, nobody would opt in" - Twitch explains why it's using streamers' content to train generative AI by default, meaning they have to manually opt out to stop it happening.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/if-it-w...
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/if-it-w...
‘If it was opt in, nobody would opt in’: Twitch is using streamers’ content to train generative AI by default | VGC
Users have to manually turn off the setting to stop their content being used…
www.videogameschronicle.com
August 13, 2026 at 8:40 AM
"If it was opt in, nobody would opt in" - Twitch explains why it's using streamers' content to train generative AI by default, meaning they have to manually opt out to stop it happening.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/if-it-w...
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/if-it-w...
Brain. What the fuck are we doing here? We already have to wake up early today. Why make me get up even earlier?
August 13, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Brain. What the fuck are we doing here? We already have to wake up early today. Why make me get up even earlier?
Reposted by Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes
Twitch's "Allow your channel content to train generative AI models" setting is here and on by default.
Go turn that shit off, streamer!!
The toggle is under your Settings, then 'Security and Privacy'
Go turn that shit off, streamer!!
The toggle is under your Settings, then 'Security and Privacy'
August 12, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Twitch's "Allow your channel content to train generative AI models" setting is here and on by default.
Go turn that shit off, streamer!!
The toggle is under your Settings, then 'Security and Privacy'
Go turn that shit off, streamer!!
The toggle is under your Settings, then 'Security and Privacy'
You play a game where you try to get rich selling knock-off name brands. The game is a faux-like.
You play in a boat on the bayou: the game is piroguelike.
You play as a shoe: The game is broguelike.
August 7, 2026 at 2:36 PM
You play a game where you try to get rich selling knock-off name brands. The game is a faux-like.
when the printer runs out of ink mid-page, but keeps printing anyway
August 7, 2026 at 1:45 PM
when the printer runs out of ink mid-page, but keeps printing anyway
yesterday was an extremely productive day for me at work. I will now make up for that by doing absolutley nothing for today.
because that's how it works, right?
because that's how it works, right?
August 7, 2026 at 1:40 PM
yesterday was an extremely productive day for me at work. I will now make up for that by doing absolutley nothing for today.
because that's how it works, right?
because that's how it works, right?