AdamasLlamas
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We’ll take it.
Nicholas Cage's Fabulous Smile
ALT: Nicholas Cage's Fabulous Smile
static.klipy.com
July 12, 2026 at 7:29 AM
We’ll take it.
Watching Final Destination 5 and I would rise from the grave and murder literally everyone involved in this funeral… “In memory of our fellow employees”.
July 12, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Watching Final Destination 5 and I would rise from the grave and murder literally everyone involved in this funeral… “In memory of our fellow employees”.
I don’t understand offsides calls in the world cup and I never will.
July 2, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I don’t understand offsides calls in the world cup and I never will.
Makes me think of Widow’s Bay.
New York City residents are celebrating the reopening of public pools — including Mayor Zohran Mamdani, who jumped into the water while wearing a suit at an East Harlem pool on Saturday.
Outdoor public pools will be open from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. every day through Sept. 13.
Outdoor public pools will be open from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. every day through Sept. 13.
June 27, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Makes me think of Widow’s Bay.
Someone texts me to call them when I have a second and then doesn’t pick up… Dead to me.
June 25, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Someone texts me to call them when I have a second and then doesn’t pick up… Dead to me.
Scream 7. A review.
You’re telling me, the daughter of a cop and SIDNEY PRESCOTT doesn’t know how to use a gun?! Come on son.
You’re telling me, the daughter of a cop and SIDNEY PRESCOTT doesn’t know how to use a gun?! Come on son.
March 2, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Scream 7. A review.
You’re telling me, the daughter of a cop and SIDNEY PRESCOTT doesn’t know how to use a gun?! Come on son.
You’re telling me, the daughter of a cop and SIDNEY PRESCOTT doesn’t know how to use a gun?! Come on son.
Ah, fuck it, no one reads these anyways…
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Ah, fuck it, no one reads these anyways…
Me screenshotting something so I’ll remember it later, knowing damn well I won’t looking through my photos later.
a man is holding his finger to his forehead and smiling with the words `` good thinking '' behind him .
ALT: a man is holding his finger to his forehead and smiling with the words `` good thinking '' behind him .
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Me screenshotting something so I’ll remember it later, knowing damn well I won’t looking through my photos later.
Black Phone 2
A review.
Maybe just watch it at home… when it’s free.
A review.
Maybe just watch it at home… when it’s free.
October 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Black Phone 2
A review.
Maybe just watch it at home… when it’s free.
A review.
Maybe just watch it at home… when it’s free.
My arch nemesis is whatever makes me forget the task at hand whenever I walk into a different room.
October 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
My arch nemesis is whatever makes me forget the task at hand whenever I walk into a different room.
Some dude was eating an apple next to me at the movie. It may have been one of the most distracting things to curse a theater.
September 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Some dude was eating an apple next to me at the movie. It may have been one of the most distracting things to curse a theater.
Do you say gif or gif? Because I REFUSE to say gif. And if you say gif you can just leave now.
August 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Do you say gif or gif? Because I REFUSE to say gif. And if you say gif you can just leave now.
It’s only been 136 business days…
August 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It’s only been 136 business days…
Together. A review.
Cronenberg lite, couples delight.
Entertaining, but not a lot of scares. Probably would not watch again.
Cronenberg lite, couples delight.
Entertaining, but not a lot of scares. Probably would not watch again.
August 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Together. A review.
Cronenberg lite, couples delight.
Entertaining, but not a lot of scares. Probably would not watch again.
Cronenberg lite, couples delight.
Entertaining, but not a lot of scares. Probably would not watch again.
The Naked Gun. A review.
Ridiculous and punny.
Would watch again.
Ridiculous and punny.
Would watch again.
August 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The Naked Gun. A review.
Ridiculous and punny.
Would watch again.
Ridiculous and punny.
Would watch again.
Oh, Hi! A review.
Kind of like Gerald’s game, but funny.
Kind of like Gerald’s game, but funny.
July 27, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Oh, Hi! A review.
Kind of like Gerald’s game, but funny.
Kind of like Gerald’s game, but funny.
Fantastic 4 (2025). A review.
The set design was fun.
The set design was fun.
July 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Fantastic 4 (2025). A review.
The set design was fun.
The set design was fun.
Megan 2.0. A review.
Now just an action comedy.
Now just an action comedy.
July 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Megan 2.0. A review.
Now just an action comedy.
Now just an action comedy.
I know what you did last summer. A review.
Better than I expected.
Better than I expected.
July 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I know what you did last summer. A review.
Better than I expected.
Better than I expected.
Every streaming service needs to hire someone who realizes there are actual sub genres… especially in horror.
Hire me, I will help you.
Hire me, I will help you.
July 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Every streaming service needs to hire someone who realizes there are actual sub genres… especially in horror.
Hire me, I will help you.
Hire me, I will help you.
You ever write something and think, "That can't actually be the way its spelled..."?
July 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
You ever write something and think, "That can't actually be the way its spelled..."?
Did you know, ship’s anchors were the original truck nuts.
July 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Did you know, ship’s anchors were the original truck nuts.
Please, just choke on a hamburger already. 🍔
June 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Please, just choke on a hamburger already. 🍔
I get you want to monetize your shit, but fucking hell. So many sites are unbearable to try to read now.
June 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I get you want to monetize your shit, but fucking hell. So many sites are unbearable to try to read now.
Gardeners originally wore green to lure the plants into a false sense security.
June 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Gardeners originally wore green to lure the plants into a false sense security.