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I seem pretty sane for a boy so unhinged
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· Nov 21
I'm not here for generic platitudes or uplifting anecdotes.
With Rachel Weisz reprising her role in the new The Mummy installment, I don't think The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor should have ever been made. It was a terrible film that only served to damage the franchise.
September 27, 2026 at 11:39 AM
With Rachel Weisz reprising her role in the new The Mummy installment, I don't think The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor should have ever been made. It was a terrible film that only served to damage the franchise.
We can all lay these surging petrol prices square at the feet of one deeply unstable, narcissistic, petty excuse for a man—a creature so completely consumed by his own fragile ego that we are all left paying for his vanity.
September 21, 2026 at 2:12 PM
We can all lay these surging petrol prices square at the feet of one deeply unstable, narcissistic, petty excuse for a man—a creature so completely consumed by his own fragile ego that we are all left paying for his vanity.
Every political aspirant, especially those seeking higher office, should be interviewed by Karmina Constantino and Karen Davila. This would help Filipinos decide whom to vote for and weed out incompetent and corrupt candidates before they even get elected.
September 17, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Every political aspirant, especially those seeking higher office, should be interviewed by Karmina Constantino and Karen Davila. This would help Filipinos decide whom to vote for and weed out incompetent and corrupt candidates before they even get elected.
A day “well spent” doesn’t always have to be posted on social media.
August 23, 2026 at 9:50 AM
A day “well spent” doesn’t always have to be posted on social media.
We need more "Mission: Impossible" movies and no more "Fast & Furious".
August 17, 2026 at 12:22 PM
We need more "Mission: Impossible" movies and no more "Fast & Furious".
Uninstalling Slack is a relief, but I can't shake the feeling that it may portend something bleak.
July 17, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Uninstalling Slack is a relief, but I can't shake the feeling that it may portend something bleak.
bowled over —📍Ramen Nagi
July 8, 2026 at 12:35 PM
bowled over —📍Ramen Nagi
Ah, yes, the water pressure of a hotel bidet. Makes you feel like you've cleaned your past and your future ass.
July 7, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Ah, yes, the water pressure of a hotel bidet. Makes you feel like you've cleaned your past and your future ass.
what is life without the occasional biting reprimand for frailty
July 1, 2026 at 1:37 PM
what is life without the occasional biting reprimand for frailty
you can never have too much beef and onion on your pizza
June 28, 2026 at 2:27 PM
you can never have too much beef and onion on your pizza
Maturity so rarely comes with age.
June 25, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Maturity so rarely comes with age.
People call it having a stick up my ass, when it's simply about knowing when to make light and when to take weight.
June 20, 2026 at 2:45 PM
People call it having a stick up my ass, when it's simply about knowing when to make light and when to take weight.
I shall no longer squander my voice upon rooms where it is merely suffered.
June 20, 2026 at 6:28 AM
I shall no longer squander my voice upon rooms where it is merely suffered.
quite literally a delicious surprise
June 14, 2026 at 11:26 AM
quite literally a delicious surprise
Someone so morally corrupt, self-absorbed, and arrogant should not have that much money. But therein lies the paradox—perhaps a person couldn't amass that much wealth if they weren't all of those things.
June 14, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Someone so morally corrupt, self-absorbed, and arrogant should not have that much money. But therein lies the paradox—perhaps a person couldn't amass that much wealth if they weren't all of those things.
Starting to avoid using non-stick pans as much as possible, which means I have to tap into the little patience I have in me waiting for the stainless steel pan to be hot enough.
May 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Starting to avoid using non-stick pans as much as possible, which means I have to tap into the little patience I have in me waiting for the stainless steel pan to be hot enough.
It is okay not to have an opinion on everything.
May 24, 2026 at 2:34 PM
It is okay not to have an opinion on everything.
You catch a fish by its mouth; a slut, by its actions.
May 24, 2026 at 2:12 PM
You catch a fish by its mouth; a slut, by its actions.
It's highly possible Nolan was high on mind-altering substances when he decided who to cast for his film The Odyssey.
May 24, 2026 at 1:35 AM
It's highly possible Nolan was high on mind-altering substances when he decided who to cast for his film The Odyssey.
Critical thinking may get you mileage and make you indispensable, but basic human decency and social intuition make you invaluable.
April 22, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Critical thinking may get you mileage and make you indispensable, but basic human decency and social intuition make you invaluable.
A kid who constantly asks questions isn't necessarily a smart or curious kid; it depends on the kind of questions they ask.
April 7, 2026 at 8:48 AM
A kid who constantly asks questions isn't necessarily a smart or curious kid; it depends on the kind of questions they ask.
I don't care how great your body is—cooking without a shirt on is very unhygienic.
April 3, 2026 at 8:12 AM
I don't care how great your body is—cooking without a shirt on is very unhygienic.
They really should have just created a series about the founders and the creation of Hogwarts. That would undoubtedly be more interesting and a huge hit.
March 30, 2026 at 3:43 PM
They really should have just created a series about the founders and the creation of Hogwarts. That would undoubtedly be more interesting and a huge hit.