Jarret
@adarkenedshroud.bsky.social
Metalhead
Hobby guitarist
Rooted in science/nature
Buffalo sports fan
Forensic Scientist - UF 🐊
Hobby guitarist
Rooted in science/nature
Buffalo sports fan
Forensic Scientist - UF 🐊
Tired: curtain airbags
Wired: using your child as an airbag
There's a notorious stretch on the roads behind my house where if you "shortcut" (aka go 45 in the 30 mph zone between stop signs) and you can beat traffic coming up the other side. Today a guy almost killed him/son when he didn't see me.
Wired: using your child as an airbag
There's a notorious stretch on the roads behind my house where if you "shortcut" (aka go 45 in the 30 mph zone between stop signs) and you can beat traffic coming up the other side. Today a guy almost killed him/son when he didn't see me.
September 18, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Tired: curtain airbags
Wired: using your child as an airbag
There's a notorious stretch on the roads behind my house where if you "shortcut" (aka go 45 in the 30 mph zone between stop signs) and you can beat traffic coming up the other side. Today a guy almost killed him/son when he didn't see me.
Wired: using your child as an airbag
There's a notorious stretch on the roads behind my house where if you "shortcut" (aka go 45 in the 30 mph zone between stop signs) and you can beat traffic coming up the other side. Today a guy almost killed him/son when he didn't see me.
Got the email this morning that we have officially completed the loan for our new house and are now just waiting for a closing date.
Samuel L. Jackson: Tick Tock, Muthafucka!
ALT: Samuel L. Jackson: Tick Tock, Muthafucka!
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September 18, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Got the email this morning that we have officially completed the loan for our new house and are now just waiting for a closing date.
DPI with a pass 6 yards out of bounds is always such a stupid call.
September 18, 2026 at 2:47 AM
DPI with a pass 6 yards out of bounds is always such a stupid call.
If you ever feel like you couldn't hold a job where you suck at it ~25% of the time just know Tyler Bass is still kicking fields goals.
September 18, 2026 at 1:29 AM
If you ever feel like you couldn't hold a job where you suck at it ~25% of the time just know Tyler Bass is still kicking fields goals.
I don't really get why Jason Kelce and his wife are the face of every NFL commercial now.
September 18, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I don't really get why Jason Kelce and his wife are the face of every NFL commercial now.
The deal could have been for future considerations and it was too much for Heliot Ramos. Again with a chance to prove himself he ruins bases loaded/no one out. Gonna gladly move on from this guy when our outfield is healthy again
September 16, 2026 at 9:15 PM
The deal could have been for future considerations and it was too much for Heliot Ramos. Again with a chance to prove himself he ruins bases loaded/no one out. Gonna gladly move on from this guy when our outfield is healthy again
You ever hear a nickname given to a coworker that is so spot on that it legitimately makes you jealous that someone else thought of it? I worked with a man who was incessantly miserable and brooding, then referred to all guys as "brother." My buddy nicknamed him "Sulk Hogan."
September 15, 2026 at 2:56 PM
You ever hear a nickname given to a coworker that is so spot on that it legitimately makes you jealous that someone else thought of it? I worked with a man who was incessantly miserable and brooding, then referred to all guys as "brother." My buddy nicknamed him "Sulk Hogan."
This late night/early morning post brought to you by GERD (and Triscuits).
September 15, 2026 at 7:58 AM
This late night/early morning post brought to you by GERD (and Triscuits).
What a sequence. Collinsworth spends the entire drive glazing Dak Prescott and on the next play he throws a horrendous interception.
September 14, 2026 at 1:43 AM
What a sequence. Collinsworth spends the entire drive glazing Dak Prescott and on the next play he throws a horrendous interception.
Lol, what are the Rams' SB chances now?
September 13, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Lol, what are the Rams' SB chances now?
Heimdall fight was incredibly easy, I am beginning to believe that my friend may not be as good at games as he thinks he is.
September 13, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Heimdall fight was incredibly easy, I am beginning to believe that my friend may not be as good at games as he thinks he is.
Awoke from a dead sleep to the sound of a cat outside of my window sounding like it was defending itself but no accompanying commotion. Gonna be checking the bushes in the morning now.
September 12, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Awoke from a dead sleep to the sound of a cat outside of my window sounding like it was defending itself but no accompanying commotion. Gonna be checking the bushes in the morning now.
Playing God of War Ragnarok and at the mid-point of the Muspelheim boss battle my controller refuses to let me turn in one direction leading to attacks from behind I can't block and keep dying
Stitch's Mischievous Grin
ALT: Stitch's Mischievous Grin
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September 11, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Playing God of War Ragnarok and at the mid-point of the Muspelheim boss battle my controller refuses to let me turn in one direction leading to attacks from behind I can't block and keep dying
For someone that hates The Beatles as much as I do, I love covers of their songs.
September 9, 2026 at 5:36 PM
For someone that hates The Beatles as much as I do, I love covers of their songs.
Me: Why the hell are the sparrows chirping so much from the bushes suddenly?!
The reason:
The reason:
September 9, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Me: Why the hell are the sparrows chirping so much from the bushes suddenly?!
The reason:
The reason:
I've got a big interview with my former employer today for a position I'd be really happy to obtain. Honestly feel like I should have never left that place but unfortunately you live and learn, and it takes a bad job to realize what you'd left behind.
September 9, 2026 at 1:14 PM
I've got a big interview with my former employer today for a position I'd be really happy to obtain. Honestly feel like I should have never left that place but unfortunately you live and learn, and it takes a bad job to realize what you'd left behind.
Someone please ask the trees and ragweed to stop pollinating so hard
September 8, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Someone please ask the trees and ragweed to stop pollinating so hard
Riley Gale told Pantera to kick rocks because he didn't want Power Trip's namesake to be associated with them. The minute RIley died the rest of those guys wasted no time selling out his image to tour with Pantera and are doing so again this Fall.
September 8, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Riley Gale told Pantera to kick rocks because he didn't want Power Trip's namesake to be associated with them. The minute RIley died the rest of those guys wasted no time selling out his image to tour with Pantera and are doing so again this Fall.
Our last 4 presidents have killed 11 million Muslims but yes Debbie, mother of 2 and follower of Christ, let us discuss further how Muslims need to be kicked out the USA before they "become terrorists."
September 8, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Our last 4 presidents have killed 11 million Muslims but yes Debbie, mother of 2 and follower of Christ, let us discuss further how Muslims need to be kicked out the USA before they "become terrorists."
Random Opeth lyrics are the hardest thing to kick out of my brain. If I ever lose my mind in a home there is a 90% chance I will be singing random songs of theirs.
September 8, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Random Opeth lyrics are the hardest thing to kick out of my brain. If I ever lose my mind in a home there is a 90% chance I will be singing random songs of theirs.
RIP big dog, represented our small city well.
September 6, 2026 at 3:33 PM
RIP big dog, represented our small city well.
Just a little FYI, the Anti-Commandeering Act allows states to limit cooperation with federal agencies on immigration. Any state that acts like their hands are tied are just being chuds.
September 6, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Just a little FYI, the Anti-Commandeering Act allows states to limit cooperation with federal agencies on immigration. Any state that acts like their hands are tied are just being chuds.