Phil
@admiralphil.bsky.social
You can't really tell, but in my profile pic I'm standing inside an active volcano
Didn't the right wing press establish a while ago that it's fine - noble even - to run over protesters who block the roads
September 5, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Didn't the right wing press establish a while ago that it's fine - noble even - to run over protesters who block the roads
Just wanted to put this down somewhere for future reference: you can sing "Sebastien Pocognoli" to the tune of The One And Only by Chesney Hawkes
August 15, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Just wanted to put this down somewhere for future reference: you can sing "Sebastien Pocognoli" to the tune of The One And Only by Chesney Hawkes
Another first for us pioneering Scots
Shattered skeleton in Scottish castle is first confirmed death from trebuchet
“Devastation” across body of 14th century warrior indicates horrific demise from flying boulder
www.science.org
August 12, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Another first for us pioneering Scots
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Okay, so this is crazy. 🤯 In Event Horizon, a film from 1997, Sam Neill requested that the Australian flag on his character's uniform be replaced with a photo of Lionel Messi bathing the baby Lamine Yamal, the way he thought it should look in 2047! 👏👏👏
July 16, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Okay, so this is crazy. 🤯 In Event Horizon, a film from 1997, Sam Neill requested that the Australian flag on his character's uniform be replaced with a photo of Lionel Messi bathing the baby Lamine Yamal, the way he thought it should look in 2047! 👏👏👏
¡Keir Starmer, tus muchachos se llevaron una paliza de padre y muy señor mío!
July 15, 2026 at 9:05 PM
¡Keir Starmer, tus muchachos se llevaron una paliza de padre y muy señor mío!
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A weary planet turns its eyes in desperation to the proud and honorable nation of Mexico
July 1, 2026 at 6:06 PM
A weary planet turns its eyes in desperation to the proud and honorable nation of Mexico
If that Iranian wasn't so thicc that goal would have counted
June 21, 2026 at 7:36 PM
If that Iranian wasn't so thicc that goal would have counted
Mbappe clapped, washed etc
June 16, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Mbappe clapped, washed etc
Fireworks at half 2 in the morning lmao
June 14, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Fireworks at half 2 in the morning lmao
Did Jesse Marsch come straight from a funeral?
June 12, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Did Jesse Marsch come straight from a funeral?
45 minutes into the World Cup and the Gemini adverts can absolutely fuck off
June 11, 2026 at 8:08 PM
45 minutes into the World Cup and the Gemini adverts can absolutely fuck off
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Nigel Farage campaigned Shetland today. A Record reader spotted this sign.
Nigel Farage heckled on Shetland visit as Reform leader tours north of Scotland
The Reform UK leader was greeted by a sign proclaiming him a "frog-faced w****r"
www.dailyrecord.co.uk
April 14, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Nigel Farage campaigned Shetland today. A Record reader spotted this sign.
Maybe JD Vance could give Falkirk a pep talk before the match on Saturday
April 12, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Maybe JD Vance could give Falkirk a pep talk before the match on Saturday
I assume the new Hungarian leader is also a massive arsehole, but nevertheless: eat shit Orban
April 12, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I assume the new Hungarian leader is also a massive arsehole, but nevertheless: eat shit Orban
I have to admit, this viral marketing stunt for the new season of For All Mankind is pretty impressive
April 2, 2026 at 9:11 AM
I have to admit, this viral marketing stunt for the new season of For All Mankind is pretty impressive
Every time I drive along the A9 I see the signs for Findo Gask and I think "minor Star Wars character"
Is there a place you've never been to (within reasonable driving distance) whose name repeatedly haunts your thoughts? Mine is "Stoke Poges". It's a fun one to say out loud.
March 30, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Every time I drive along the A9 I see the signs for Findo Gask and I think "minor Star Wars character"
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They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.
March 17, 2026 at 2:16 AM
They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.
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"...and there's been another arrest for misconduct in public office but for who Chris Kamara?"
February 23, 2026 at 5:26 PM
"...and there's been another arrest for misconduct in public office but for who Chris Kamara?"
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Reporter: Do aliens exist?
Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth
Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth
February 20, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Reporter: Do aliens exist?
Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth
Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth
Can't imagine the UK being left weaker and poorer by something, that would be awful
February 19, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Can't imagine the UK being left weaker and poorer by something, that would be awful
In the UK, Groundhog Day is known as Pork Mince Day
February 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
In the UK, Groundhog Day is known as Pork Mince Day
Finally someone says what we've all been thinking
file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/11/01/809C0C4C-DD74-4660-A1D0-98EF53422F88/IMG_4241.mov
January 23, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Finally someone says what we've all been thinking