I love all of my possible future children which is precisely why I will never bring them into this cruel world. Stay in my ovaries forever lil eggies, mommy’s got a life to live ✌🏻
May 29, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I love all of my possible future children which is precisely why I will never bring them into this cruel world. Stay in my ovaries forever lil eggies, mommy’s got a life to live ✌🏻
Dead of Night by Orville Peck belongs on everybody’s David Lynch playlists
May 29, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Dead of Night by Orville Peck belongs on everybody’s David Lynch playlists
Maris dislikes public displays of rhythm
May 28, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Maris dislikes public displays of rhythm
I’m not parasocial about anybody famous except these two are they are TEASING US
May 28, 2026 at 4:15 AM
I’m not parasocial about anybody famous except these two are they are TEASING US
Mr. Moesby drag number
May 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Mr. Moesby drag number
3 automated rejection emails in one day. I can’t do this for much longer
May 5, 2026 at 8:45 PM
3 automated rejection emails in one day. I can’t do this for much longer
I’m gonna get a Barney tattoo. I can’t decide what though. I’ve always loved him in this top hat and cane number. I was also thinking of getting the 3 green spots somewhere or maybe I should do when he’s a toy? This man raised me I need to honor him
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May 5, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I’m gonna get a Barney tattoo. I can’t decide what though. I’ve always loved him in this top hat and cane number. I was also thinking of getting the 3 green spots somewhere or maybe I should do when he’s a toy? This man raised me I need to honor him
I have a hornets nest in my window and some kind of caterpillar larvae have eaten all of the leaves off one of my rose bushes. We bought a condo instead of a house so we wouldn’t have to deal with shit like this. I’m so irritated. Look what those fuckers did to my bush
April 27, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I have a hornets nest in my window and some kind of caterpillar larvae have eaten all of the leaves off one of my rose bushes. We bought a condo instead of a house so we wouldn’t have to deal with shit like this. I’m so irritated. Look what those fuckers did to my bush
I didn’t realize I could be so delusional wow I’m genuinely so shook
April 6, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I didn’t realize I could be so delusional wow I’m genuinely so shook
Literally just applied to Michael’s because I have zero confidence in myself to ever get another job again. Fuck me
April 3, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Literally just applied to Michael’s because I have zero confidence in myself to ever get another job again. Fuck me
I know it’s fuck Billy Ray Cyrus but mans was so good on Hannah Montana. Had those dad jokes and lame goofy shit DOWN
March 28, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I know it’s fuck Billy Ray Cyrus but mans was so good on Hannah Montana. Had those dad jokes and lame goofy shit DOWN
Juicy better be the next one eliminated she’s literally just pretty and that’s it. She’s boring af and DUMB
March 26, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Juicy better be the next one eliminated she’s literally just pretty and that’s it. She’s boring af and DUMB
This eating disorder keeps stealing shit from me and I don’t know how much more I can take. I can’t afford to go back to partial hospitalization but I simply do not feel like eating. It’s too much work, too many decisions, TOO MUCH TOO MUCH
March 25, 2026 at 9:09 PM
This eating disorder keeps stealing shit from me and I don’t know how much more I can take. I can’t afford to go back to partial hospitalization but I simply do not feel like eating. It’s too much work, too many decisions, TOO MUCH TOO MUCH
Crying on the bus listening to Wil Wheaton talk about Rob Reiner
March 25, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Crying on the bus listening to Wil Wheaton talk about Rob Reiner
I forgot how fucking funny Singin’ in the Rain is
March 24, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I forgot how fucking funny Singin’ in the Rain is
So my eating disorder is gonna ruin my marriage now too huh?
March 18, 2026 at 3:19 PM
So my eating disorder is gonna ruin my marriage now too huh?
I’m living my life, I just don’t like it much
March 16, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I’m living my life, I just don’t like it much
How is Discord still in the running?? Didn’t she break the rules with all those safety pins???? I’m so fucking over her but maybe I need to act as delusional as her in order to get what I want because goddamn
March 9, 2026 at 2:54 PM
How is Discord still in the running?? Didn’t she break the rules with all those safety pins???? I’m so fucking over her but maybe I need to act as delusional as her in order to get what I want because goddamn
Not my edible hitting right when BOB climbs over the couch 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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March 5, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Not my edible hitting right when BOB climbs over the couch 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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CONSERVATIVES: gender-affirming care is toxic and destructive to society
ALSO CONSERVATIVES: the first 100 incels to call now will receive a free sample of men’s concealer and chin defining makeup with their purchase of Viagra
ALSO CONSERVATIVES: the first 100 incels to call now will receive a free sample of men’s concealer and chin defining makeup with their purchase of Viagra
March 5, 2026 at 3:01 AM
CONSERVATIVES: gender-affirming care is toxic and destructive to society
ALSO CONSERVATIVES: the first 100 incels to call now will receive a free sample of men’s concealer and chin defining makeup with their purchase of Viagra
ALSO CONSERVATIVES: the first 100 incels to call now will receive a free sample of men’s concealer and chin defining makeup with their purchase of Viagra
Baby spiders are called spiderlings and that has to be the cutest fucking word I’ve ever heard
March 5, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Baby spiders are called spiderlings and that has to be the cutest fucking word I’ve ever heard
Turning 34 this year. I ate lemon pepper tuna for lunch and now I have heartburn. White people age so horribly 😅
March 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Turning 34 this year. I ate lemon pepper tuna for lunch and now I have heartburn. White people age so horribly 😅
I can’t believe June Squibb is gonna be on the final season of Yellowjackets what the fuck is happening 😅
February 27, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I can’t believe June Squibb is gonna be on the final season of Yellowjackets what the fuck is happening 😅
The best part of both Twin Peaks and Yellowjackets is the fact that you can ship any character with anyone
February 24, 2026 at 4:35 PM
The best part of both Twin Peaks and Yellowjackets is the fact that you can ship any character with anyone