Andrew
@adrewjmo91.bsky.social
I’ve been described as “problematically nice” and “boyfriend material”
Next time I order foie gras I want to ask how silly the goose was
August 9, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Next time I order foie gras I want to ask how silly the goose was
This is why I’m terrified to start the citizenship process. Or renew my green card in 2028. I had a ticket for underage drinking in high school too - what the fuck are my options
Connor Read, 29, is a British citizen who has lived in Florida since his parents moved there when he was 9 years old. He has an American wife and two American children. He was seized by ICE when waiting for a green card hearing. ICE wants to deport him because of his arrest almost a decade ago for
‘I’m being treated like a murderer’: the British father detained by ICE
Connor Read was attending a green card appointment when he was taken to a detention facility. He has been held for more than seven weeks
www.thetimes.com
July 23, 2026 at 10:52 PM
This is why I’m terrified to start the citizenship process. Or renew my green card in 2028. I had a ticket for underage drinking in high school too - what the fuck are my options
How’s your morning going?
July 18, 2026 at 1:16 PM
How’s your morning going?
Fucked my best friend and it was really great and that’s the worst possible outcome
July 6, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Fucked my best friend and it was really great and that’s the worst possible outcome
Reposted by Andrew
I find the lack of treats disturbing
July 3, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I find the lack of treats disturbing
bloomf is going to fuck me later and I’m so excited
July 3, 2026 at 11:15 AM
bloomf is going to fuck me later and I’m so excited
Cultivating a fuckbuddy who lives in my building has been the greatest decision I’ve ever made
June 29, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Cultivating a fuckbuddy who lives in my building has been the greatest decision I’ve ever made
Trimmer died halfway through doing my beard, fuck
May 21, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Trimmer died halfway through doing my beard, fuck
Wegovy has me down about 10lbs in 2.5 months, I feel very good about this journey, even if I miss food
May 21, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Wegovy has me down about 10lbs in 2.5 months, I feel very good about this journey, even if I miss food
It’s actually not because of the meth, Nintendo is just extremely litigious
Man sentenced to 6 years in prison for distributing meth pills shaped like Mario:
https://gonintendo.com/contents/60738-man-sentenced-to-6-years-in-prison-for-distributing-meth-pills-shaped-like-mario
Paging Dr. Mario!
#mario
https://gonintendo.com/contents/60738-man-sentenced-to-6-years-in-prison-for-distributing-meth-pills-shaped-like-mario
Paging Dr. Mario!
#mario
May 14, 2026 at 4:51 AM
It’s actually not because of the meth, Nintendo is just extremely litigious
Wishing being gay was a choice rn because im so sick of liking men
May 4, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Wishing being gay was a choice rn because im so sick of liking men
4/8 is psychotic
April 28, 2026 at 2:48 PM
4/8 is psychotic
Just tossed a pair of underwear I stole from my ex, this feels cleansing
April 22, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Just tossed a pair of underwear I stole from my ex, this feels cleansing
My internet search history when I was 14:
April 16, 2026 at 3:07 PM
My internet search history when I was 14:
I heard that there is fake maple syrup out in the market so naturally I checked the cans in my stash and am relieved that I have the real deal
April 15, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I heard that there is fake maple syrup out in the market so naturally I checked the cans in my stash and am relieved that I have the real deal
Had a really good day so I decided to treat myself. Just said “it’s expensive but I’m turning the AC to 69 tonight because I deserve it”
April 15, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Had a really good day so I decided to treat myself. Just said “it’s expensive but I’m turning the AC to 69 tonight because I deserve it”
Why are they called X-Wings/A-Wings/Y-Wings when Star Wars doesn’t use Latin letters
April 11, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Why are they called X-Wings/A-Wings/Y-Wings when Star Wars doesn’t use Latin letters
I’m drunk and in the mood to drink text, who’s up?
April 10, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I’m drunk and in the mood to drink text, who’s up?
There should be a mode on your phone where it locks texts and DMs but you can still use it to scroll, and only your friend has the password to unlock those features
April 10, 2026 at 4:10 AM
There should be a mode on your phone where it locks texts and DMs but you can still use it to scroll, and only your friend has the password to unlock those features
About to get fogged and watch the Siege of Mandalore, AMA
April 8, 2026 at 10:31 PM
About to get fogged and watch the Siege of Mandalore, AMA
Had a really tough week emotionally last week but ended it by getting the number of the hottest guy at a party who talked to me all night. Still riding that high
April 6, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Had a really tough week emotionally last week but ended it by getting the number of the hottest guy at a party who talked to me all night. Still riding that high
Irony is dead. Just….brutally murdered
April 1, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Irony is dead. Just….brutally murdered
Really into Carhartt clothes rn, definitely not beating the bear allegations
March 31, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Really into Carhartt clothes rn, definitely not beating the bear allegations
Zara tickets in Raleigh are up to $350 and I am just unclear why that is a reasonable price for the venue she’s going to be at and mad I didn’t get one earlier
March 31, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Zara tickets in Raleigh are up to $350 and I am just unclear why that is a reasonable price for the venue she’s going to be at and mad I didn’t get one earlier