Emilie
@aemilia.bsky.social
“Her diction is so bizarre and bombastic, her thought so obscure and incoherent, as to suggest the trance utterances of modern spirit guides [rather] than the deliberate efforts of a forger.”
a little vent poem I wrote last night roughly based on Catullus 11, I guess. I’m fine though
September 8, 2026 at 6:57 AM
a little vent poem I wrote last night roughly based on Catullus 11, I guess. I’m fine though
someone needs to do a Petra Parker thing where she gets bitten by a radioactive Araneus ventricosus
September 7, 2026 at 1:50 PM
someone needs to do a Petra Parker thing where she gets bitten by a radioactive Araneus ventricosus
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[guy who can’t fully remember that Gramsci quote] it’s Monster Time
January 13, 2026 at 5:14 PM
[guy who can’t fully remember that Gramsci quote] it’s Monster Time
pretty proud of this one
August 26, 2026 at 1:32 PM
pretty proud of this one
just retreading some old ground on the KALLISTI blog more thoroughly (as it deserves), and read through this one about series kallisti.blog/2022/11/15/s...
the description of living the life of a different God seems to me a perfect description of how being closeted felt. I will use this for evil
the description of living the life of a different God seems to me a perfect description of how being closeted felt. I will use this for evil
Seira Org Charts
As a follow-up to my most recent post on the divine series, I would like to share some Google Draw diagrams that I’ve made to use when explaining these things. I’m adding two quotations…
kallisti.blog
August 19, 2026 at 2:57 PM
just retreading some old ground on the KALLISTI blog more thoroughly (as it deserves), and read through this one about series kallisti.blog/2022/11/15/s...
the description of living the life of a different God seems to me a perfect description of how being closeted felt. I will use this for evil
the description of living the life of a different God seems to me a perfect description of how being closeted felt. I will use this for evil
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Kys ☺️
August 8, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Kys ☺️
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My money don't jiggle-jiggle
It's woims
It's woims
August 8, 2026 at 7:27 AM
My money don't jiggle-jiggle
It's woims
It's woims
new Mountain Goats album pretty “goated” aha
August 7, 2026 at 2:12 PM
new Mountain Goats album pretty “goated” aha
I’m ontologically evil (I only ask the EVIL question of Being)
July 8, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I’m ontologically evil (I only ask the EVIL question of Being)
hell is empty and all the o is here
July 3, 2026 at 12:19 PM
hell is empty and all the o is here
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vibe cleanse: this bumper sticker
June 21, 2026 at 11:23 PM
vibe cleanse: this bumper sticker
I think the fact that Dionysius of Halicarnassus accuses the Attis cult of τερθρεία μυθική (“pedantry in religion,” as LSJ puts it) proves that trans women have *always* been autistic
June 18, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I think the fact that Dionysius of Halicarnassus accuses the Attis cult of τερθρεία μυθική (“pedantry in religion,” as LSJ puts it) proves that trans women have *always* been autistic
Quandoquidem multa hodie evenere, nec, utrum boni, an mali fuisse aestimem, scio, hoc epitaphium scripsi homini, qui mihi semper fuisse videbatur scelestus, fratri vero minus, quippe cuj carus fuerat. utcunque se habet, s.t.t.l.
June 18, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Quandoquidem multa hodie evenere, nec, utrum boni, an mali fuisse aestimem, scio, hoc epitaphium scripsi homini, qui mihi semper fuisse videbatur scelestus, fratri vero minus, quippe cuj carus fuerat. utcunque se habet, s.t.t.l.
would it be ethically justified for a time-traveller to withhold oestrogen from young Plotinus so that his contributions to philosophy could remain the same? it might seem cruel, but would a world without Enneads 5.8 be worth living in?
June 17, 2026 at 3:20 PM
would it be ethically justified for a time-traveller to withhold oestrogen from young Plotinus so that his contributions to philosophy could remain the same? it might seem cruel, but would a world without Enneads 5.8 be worth living in?
apparently feeling completely alien to the world and your body is called “dissociation” and is a “mental illness” and “not an sign of your dedication to the philosophic life”
June 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM
apparently feeling completely alien to the world and your body is called “dissociation” and is a “mental illness” and “not an sign of your dedication to the philosophic life”
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really, you couldn't make The Office today. all the laws of copyright and patent still apply, it's nowhere near public domain, a whole team of lawyers would eat you for breakfast and argue over who gets the wishbone
June 15, 2026 at 2:07 AM
really, you couldn't make The Office today. all the laws of copyright and patent still apply, it's nowhere near public domain, a whole team of lawyers would eat you for breakfast and argue over who gets the wishbone
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really this game is about so much more than one person. in my house we call it Us-Gi-Oh
June 15, 2026 at 2:11 AM
really this game is about so much more than one person. in my house we call it Us-Gi-Oh
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I live in one of the host cities and this isn’t a joke to us. The city government is calling for mass mobilization to change all the World Cup banners to now say Girled Cup. It’s going to cost us $600m to make all these changes. My city is going bankrupt over Girled Cup
June 9, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I live in one of the host cities and this isn’t a joke to us. The city government is calling for mass mobilization to change all the World Cup banners to now say Girled Cup. It’s going to cost us $600m to make all these changes. My city is going bankrupt over Girled Cup
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They force-feminized all the World Cup players and now it’s called the Girled Cup. They did this due to woke and gender. The sport is called footovary now too sorry. Girled Cup
June 9, 2026 at 1:20 PM
They force-feminized all the World Cup players and now it’s called the Girled Cup. They did this due to woke and gender. The sport is called footovary now too sorry. Girled Cup
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ARMA VIRUMQUE CANO ⚔️🏛️🌿
May 29, 2026 at 4:32 PM
ARMA VIRUMQUE CANO ⚔️🏛️🌿
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How is this stuff getting worse???
May 30, 2026 at 1:49 AM
How is this stuff getting worse???
surely there must be some joke about declining the word ‘occidens’.
“occidens, occidentem, (etc.)”
“quid agis?”
“facio, ut occidens declinetur”
but this makes no sense unless we take L&S II.C as our meaning, but then the bilingual pun is ruined. sadly I can’t see a way of preserving the ambiguity ☹️
“occidens, occidentem, (etc.)”
“quid agis?”
“facio, ut occidens declinetur”
but this makes no sense unless we take L&S II.C as our meaning, but then the bilingual pun is ruined. sadly I can’t see a way of preserving the ambiguity ☹️
May 28, 2026 at 12:57 AM
surely there must be some joke about declining the word ‘occidens’.
“occidens, occidentem, (etc.)”
“quid agis?”
“facio, ut occidens declinetur”
but this makes no sense unless we take L&S II.C as our meaning, but then the bilingual pun is ruined. sadly I can’t see a way of preserving the ambiguity ☹️
“occidens, occidentem, (etc.)”
“quid agis?”
“facio, ut occidens declinetur”
but this makes no sense unless we take L&S II.C as our meaning, but then the bilingual pun is ruined. sadly I can’t see a way of preserving the ambiguity ☹️