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The Knesset barred today the only two Palestinian led parties from running in the coming election.
According to an overwhelming majority in the Knesset, the constitutional meaning of a Jewish State is a state where Palestinian citizens cannot run for parliament.
September 23, 2026 at 5:43 PM
wife saw this and immediately said “this is you” for some reason
September 23, 2026 at 5:20 PM
made some southwest egg rolls
September 15, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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other thing about all this shit is if shitting on trans people to prove your bonafides to conservatives the winning play, isn't trans people being mad at you a good thing, making you look more authentic to the voters you're courting. why you looking for "shit on trans people but they smile for it"
September 13, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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September 13, 2026 at 1:09 AM
September 6, 2026 at 2:11 AM
it’s funny every single time the coyote falls off a cliff or gets blown up
August 30, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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WELL. HERE IT IS

youtu.be/uLFVQhip93k?...
Dates and Apes | Broden Kelly and Tom Walker
YouTube video by Grouse House
youtu.be
August 26, 2026 at 11:38 PM
the people who yearn for america's post-ww2 dominance have literally no idea how that was achieved, they're just kneecapping themselves and everyone else over and over again in the name of gutter racism
August 26, 2026 at 10:35 PM
i don't like clanker because it's cringe but seeing who it pisses off makes me see it a little more favorably
August 25, 2026 at 11:26 PM
just some weeknight baking
August 5, 2026 at 12:00 AM
me, bravely: this block was justified
Hitler was apparently right that Jews are the poison of humanity
August 1, 2026 at 9:01 PM
once at a trader joe's i was right next to a black guy who had a some medical issue and passed out hard on the floor. i called 911, cops showed up before paramedics, and when the guy started coming to and trying to stand up the cops told him to stay down or they'd tase him.
My formative interaction with police was during my first months in New York, when I lived in Queens. A roommate was ODing and I, in my ignorance, instinctively looked for a cop. I ran outside and saw one standing on the corner. I explained the situation.

"Well," replied the cop, "she's an adult."
When our car was stolen out of our driveway in the pandemic summer of 2020, the sum total police response was for a cop to enter our house unmasked, shrug that the car would likely turn up somewhere (it was not) and, upon examining my spouse’s expired license, telling him he could arrest him for it.
August 1, 2026 at 8:33 PM
i think the real focus on AI should be that it's a means to privatize all human knowledge and interaction. the only way a technology that requires ingesting every work of human creativity to barely function should be allowed is if it were publicly owned and controlled.
July 28, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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July 27, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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July 15, 2026 at 10:43 PM
July 11, 2026 at 12:48 AM
i think she likes the new sofa
July 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
somehow the avocado peeling is the worst thing here
I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off
July 5, 2026 at 7:26 PM
how is this comfortable
July 4, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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July 1, 2026 at 1:55 PM
my dad got me some gherkin stuffed olives and they're good but kind of disturbing
July 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
June 24, 2026 at 2:49 AM
ghost in the shell: stand alone complex (2002-3)
man that Montreal incel shooter thing is grim. decentralized para-ideological terrorism is the future, I think. no organizations to infiltrate, no sponsors to sanction, no bases to bomb. we should take nihilistic violent extremism much more seriously than we currently do as a security threat
June 24, 2026 at 12:03 AM
how are gas prices going down again? nothing makes sense to me anymore
June 23, 2026 at 9:21 PM