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Aermelon
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Who keeps stealing my name >:(
This is awesome actually.
September 17, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Event Horizon occupies the same shelf in my head as The Core. Which probably isn't fair, but... here we are.
September 17, 2026 at 5:01 AM
He is clearly unaware of any single piece of that, which either makes it worse or WAY worse, I haven't figured it out yet.
September 15, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I got this ad and I cannot begin to tell you how incredibly irrelevant any part of it was to my interests. I don't know what that fully means but it at least confirms the whole "selling your data to show you ads for products you might like" thing is a crock of shit.
September 15, 2026 at 10:58 PM
:(
September 15, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Fun fact that song still pops into my head to this day and its always a day enhancer when it does.
September 15, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I want 12 of them.
September 7, 2026 at 10:51 PM
One day my husband's computer started randomly turning off and on. We troubleshooted it it hell and back, had a big list of culprits, and even slowly replaced nearly every component to no avail. It ended up being a faulty reset button on the case.

I have since learned to try the dumbest fix first.
September 7, 2026 at 10:47 PM
"Regret?" I would say I have "returned to my full power."
September 7, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Are you telling me after all of This I could have instead just been a humble nautilus floating through the murky deeps???
September 7, 2026 at 10:36 PM
You need to move it a little to the left. No, not YOU, your windmill.
September 4, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Its always fun to run into those people that came from the parallel dimension I grew up in where Mario World and All Stars were always separate games. Legit didn't even know that was a thing until maybe 10 years ago.
September 4, 2026 at 9:22 AM
What's that? An opportunity to introduce someone to Wild Guns?!
September 4, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Only the discovery that said emoji even exists.
September 3, 2026 at 6:23 AM
I haven't seen it yet and now I am Worried.
August 30, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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August 28, 2026 at 9:27 AM
I hate how correct this is.
August 27, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Reposted by Aermelon
dolly parton taught millions of children to read

dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief

dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life

dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine

if there was a right side of something she was on it
August 25, 2026 at 6:25 PM