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more afro less nooch
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July 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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May 17, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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when I post about myself and it’s good
April 23, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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Look man, I think the teacher was onto something here.
April 16, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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my bitches🔄
April 6, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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stupid people thinking smart people are dumb because they don't know why smart people make the decisions they do is a fascinating character trait. the desperation to be relevant and convincing yourself the target of your ire is stupid stays losing
April 6, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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how dudes see themselves when they boot up Ridge Racer Type 4 for the millionth time

It's me. I'm dudes.
March 17, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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March 18, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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February 26, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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Wild that even racists like the dog rates guy think ice has gone too far
The ground zero guy for hecking doggo social media gaming is talking like this now
“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
January 16, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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Meet the 'Mind Control Latina' Hypnotizing The Internet With Orbology
January 16, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 12:50 PM
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May 8, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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accidentally introduced a bug to the game where all the text got replaced with "you"
January 7, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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Yearly reminder that you CAN just become a different person, you're not as imprisoned in your life as you think. You can just be the one who dresses nice or exercises or reads a lot, or whatever. You can just start doing it, some people might make fun of you but they don't really care.
December 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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happy new year! oh boy cant wait to repeat literally everything but in 2026
December 31, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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2025 recapped
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Disgusting
December 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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paywall
December 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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🌙 #FF14
November 8, 2024 at 8:25 AM