Agent Lloyd
@agentlloyd.bsky.social
Expose the Conspiracy, acquire total Slack, YOU are a mutant.
Don't look at the clock!
Don't look at the clock!
I'm gonna be sofa king cool!
October 5, 2026 at 12:14 PM
I'm gonna be sofa king cool!
A.1. is now S.1.?!! Corporate capitulation to the current regime is absolutely ridiculous.
October 1, 2026 at 12:31 PM
A.1. is now S.1.?!! Corporate capitulation to the current regime is absolutely ridiculous.
More Goat Simulator content is on the way!
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Goat Simulator 3 – Ticket to Dizzyworld | Announcement Trailer
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September 30, 2026 at 4:53 PM
More Goat Simulator content is on the way!
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I watch way too much political, tech, and business commentary, but at the end of the day, I'm sick and tired of hearing the phrase "at the end of the day".
September 28, 2026 at 12:09 PM
I watch way too much political, tech, and business commentary, but at the end of the day, I'm sick and tired of hearing the phrase "at the end of the day".
Yep.
the loyalists at Fox News are so sad right now, because they know that an electoral bloodbath is coming. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I gloat like few thought possible. maybe even the gloatiest gloating ever. link is here: bit.ly/4d4uBrC
September 26, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Yep.
The origin of "snail mail".
Frog and Toad waited a long time.
Four days later the snail got to Toad's house and gave him the letter from Frog. Toad was very pleased to have it.
Four days later the snail got to Toad's house and gave him the letter from Frog. Toad was very pleased to have it.
September 25, 2026 at 12:23 PM
The origin of "snail mail".
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This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it.
It was effectively banned as it never aired again.
I wonder why.
MEDIA-OPOLY
It was effectively banned as it never aired again.
I wonder why.
MEDIA-OPOLY
September 21, 2026 at 6:07 PM
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it.
It was effectively banned as it never aired again.
I wonder why.
MEDIA-OPOLY
It was effectively banned as it never aired again.
I wonder why.
MEDIA-OPOLY
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"Signs of Fascism" originated in my town. (Sequim, WA) I filmed it. I remember getting a call, "hey your video got 5,000 views." By the end of the day it had 60K. Over 100K in a few days from just one platform. Then my DM blew up! Everyone wanted to replicate the signs. Nice to see the signs today.
September 19, 2026 at 10:09 PM
"Signs of Fascism" originated in my town. (Sequim, WA) I filmed it. I remember getting a call, "hey your video got 5,000 views." By the end of the day it had 60K. Over 100K in a few days from just one platform. Then my DM blew up! Everyone wanted to replicate the signs. Nice to see the signs today.
Accurate.
Republicans can't seem to figure out their message for the midterms.
Brian McFadden by Brian McFadden for September 21, 2026 | GoComics
Read Brian McFadden—a comic strip by creator Brian McFadden—for today, September 21, 2026, and check out other great comics, too!
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September 21, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Accurate.
Yes!
Hey, News Outlets!
How about just ignoring Donald Trump? It will drive him crazy. His parents never gave him enough attention, so he is still a thirsty brat who needs CONSTANT attention.
Start the news with "Trump lied again today" and then move on to news about people/things that are interesting.
How about just ignoring Donald Trump? It will drive him crazy. His parents never gave him enough attention, so he is still a thirsty brat who needs CONSTANT attention.
Start the news with "Trump lied again today" and then move on to news about people/things that are interesting.
September 20, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Yes!
Shut the fuck up! Yeah!
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Monologue: Shut The F*ck Up, Dario! | Better Offline
YouTube video by Better Offline
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September 19, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Shut the fuck up! Yeah!
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No matter how stressed I feel from a psychotic, geriatric toddler bent on destroying our democracy and country, there's always something that can make me stop for a few seconds and say awww. Bat buttcheeks are one of those things.
September 18, 2026 at 10:07 PM
No matter how stressed I feel from a psychotic, geriatric toddler bent on destroying our democracy and country, there's always something that can make me stop for a few seconds and say awww. Bat buttcheeks are one of those things.
What a flex! Kids can afford to waste toilet paper!
Police in Illinois recover 650 rolls of toilet paper amid rise in homecoming week vandalism | Click on the image to read the full story
Police in Illinois recover 650 rolls of toilet paper amid rise in homecoming week vandalism
Sifting through hundreds of rolls of toilet paper, one Illinois police department has issued a warning following a recent uptick in pre-homecoming week vandalism.
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September 19, 2026 at 2:11 PM
What a flex! Kids can afford to waste toilet paper!
Arizona Tea has been 99 cents since 1992! It's the end times!
September 17, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Arizona Tea has been 99 cents since 1992! It's the end times!
Idiocracy took place in 2505. We're so far ahead of schedule.
September 14, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Idiocracy took place in 2505. We're so far ahead of schedule.
Tasteless, tasty, brain rot commercialism...all in one t-shirt.
September 11, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Tasteless, tasty, brain rot commercialism...all in one t-shirt.
There are 225 concentration camps in the USA.
September 9, 2026 at 5:38 PM
There are 225 concentration camps in the USA.
Frog and Toad is peak literary and illustrative excellence. It's also quite good.
September 8, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Frog and Toad is peak literary and illustrative excellence. It's also quite good.
Oh boy!
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216,000,000 Spy TVs | The LG Smart TV Problem
YouTube video by Gamers Nexus
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September 7, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Oh boy!
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Let them rent cake.
September 6, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Let them rent cake.
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An alien's take on the Bayeux Tapestry.
September 3, 2026 at 2:25 PM
An alien's take on the Bayeux Tapestry.
Rigor Tortoise! Ha ha!
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#greenscreen This video is my opinion 🤓
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September 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Rigor Tortoise! Ha ha!
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The Strait of Our Moose!! Ha ha!
while a delusional Preznit Fuckwit imagines he can re-name Lake Ontario (spoiler alert: he can't), Canada has a real chance to seriously fuck with our economy. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I explain how. link is here: bit.ly/4y0Y6CC
August 29, 2026 at 3:47 PM
The Strait of Our Moose!! Ha ha!
PS5 launch is cancelled. GTA6 is going straight to PC.
Fed-Up Rockstar Cancels ‘GTA VI’ https://theonion.com/fed-up-rockstar-cancels-gta-vi/
August 28, 2026 at 12:56 PM
PS5 launch is cancelled. GTA6 is going straight to PC.
What comes after A.I.? A.O.I: Artificial Organic Intelligence.
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Sci-fi corporate "infomercial" for AOI: Artificial Organic Intelligence.
YouTube video by monsterwaxguy
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August 28, 2026 at 12:50 PM
What comes after A.I.? A.O.I: Artificial Organic Intelligence.
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