The Notorious Ahsley ^w^
@ahsleyy.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Ashley! I'm a 20 yr old trans girl (she/they) who makes dumb stupid jokes interspersed with the rare sophisticated thought. Follow me. Follow me. Follow me. Follow me. Folllow me. Followl Me. EmEow EM.
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okayy, actually important post from this account, im used to this (she lied). BASICALLY, ive been in a bit of a rut mentally for a bit in a way thats fucked up and hard to identify, but one of the things that exacerbates it is having free and full access to social media, so i am gonna be cutting bck
Even at 20 years of age, I cannot tell whether I'm introverted or extroverted and enfeebled by autism
October 5, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Even at 20 years of age, I cannot tell whether I'm introverted or extroverted and enfeebled by autism
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A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
October 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
okayy, actually important post from this account, im used to this (she lied). BASICALLY, ive been in a bit of a rut mentally for a bit in a way thats fucked up and hard to identify, but one of the things that exacerbates it is having free and full access to social media, so i am gonna be cutting bck
October 4, 2026 at 12:18 PM
okayy, actually important post from this account, im used to this (she lied). BASICALLY, ive been in a bit of a rut mentally for a bit in a way thats fucked up and hard to identify, but one of the things that exacerbates it is having free and full access to social media, so i am gonna be cutting bck
My friends call me a puppygirl because I oscillate from very excitable and social to needing to be put down
October 4, 2026 at 8:25 AM
My friends call me a puppygirl because I oscillate from very excitable and social to needing to be put down
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If I hear you use the word "addicted" to refer to liking something a lot, and not something you do habitually even if you don't like it anymore or need to do other things, I know we are fundamentally different people
October 4, 2026 at 8:15 AM
If I hear you use the word "addicted" to refer to liking something a lot, and not something you do habitually even if you don't like it anymore or need to do other things, I know we are fundamentally different people
I think people like girlsmell so much because it is actually pleasant, as opposed to guysmell, which smells like a carpet that's been vomitted on a bunch. Yes it normally comes up in a sexual context, but also one of the best effects of HRT is not smelling like ass 6 hours after a shower imo
October 4, 2026 at 8:13 AM
I think people like girlsmell so much because it is actually pleasant, as opposed to guysmell, which smells like a carpet that's been vomitted on a bunch. Yes it normally comes up in a sexual context, but also one of the best effects of HRT is not smelling like ass 6 hours after a shower imo
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bowling is such a genius social event. the exact balance between like 10% activity to provide purpose to the 90% hanging out and drinking. bowling was the original friendslop
October 3, 2026 at 11:14 PM
bowling is such a genius social event. the exact balance between like 10% activity to provide purpose to the 90% hanging out and drinking. bowling was the original friendslop
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kirby is... woke medias?
October 3, 2026 at 3:23 PM
kirby is... woke medias?
i wish they did chicken nuggets at the cinema. i think if i could watch a film with a bucket of 50 chicken nuggets my mental illness would be cured forever. no more struggling to enjoyu myself. nugget bucket and film. yay
October 3, 2026 at 4:25 PM
i wish they did chicken nuggets at the cinema. i think if i could watch a film with a bucket of 50 chicken nuggets my mental illness would be cured forever. no more struggling to enjoyu myself. nugget bucket and film. yay
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I feel like the tragedy of the internet is that it could be the grand force for good that people wish it could be, but it's structured in such a way that it feels impossible to imagine an alternate arrangement that's no larger than the underground that's already here
October 3, 2026 at 12:10 PM
I feel like the tragedy of the internet is that it could be the grand force for good that people wish it could be, but it's structured in such a way that it feels impossible to imagine an alternate arrangement that's no larger than the underground that's already here
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Time aside, I can see why people would want to sleep through night trains. The lack of visible stuff going past makes it feel like the train is going infinitely fast. Like slow down please I can't handle this, I've been awake for 18 hours
October 2, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Time aside, I can see why people would want to sleep through night trains. The lack of visible stuff going past makes it feel like the train is going infinitely fast. Like slow down please I can't handle this, I've been awake for 18 hours
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September 30, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
October 1, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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oh my god
September 30, 2026 at 9:41 PM
oh my god
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the voluntarily celibate nerd: no loads. i refuse
October 1, 2026 at 8:08 PM
the voluntarily celibate nerd: no loads. i refuse
deeply displeased by my algorithm.
October 1, 2026 at 4:12 PM
deeply displeased by my algorithm.