Lefty Airline 👨✈️
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That’s me in the front left seat! Mandolin player. Dog lover. Gun hater.
DJI Air 3 ND64 filter.
June 6, 2024 at 9:47 PM
DJI Air 3 ND64 filter.
This will be brought up by airline management in some pilot groups future contract negotiations—I guarantee it🤣🤣
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March 3, 2024 at 5:36 PM
This will be brought up by airline management in some pilot groups future contract negotiations—I guarantee it🤣🤣
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@chrislhayes remember that time John Brennan got hacked by teenagers and got sensitive CIA intelligence that was on his AOL email account?
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
December 16, 2023 at 2:10 AM
@chrislhayes remember that time John Brennan got hacked by teenagers and got sensitive CIA intelligence that was on his AOL email account?
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
I can’t read either article because of a paywall, but it seems like the Boston Globe needs to pick a side. Maybe one is a guest editorial 🤷♂️
December 5, 2023 at 12:18 AM
I can’t read either article because of a paywall, but it seems like the Boston Globe needs to pick a side. Maybe one is a guest editorial 🤷♂️
Why isn’t there a squirrel flavor dog food?
December 1, 2023 at 1:39 AM
Why isn’t there a squirrel flavor dog food?
It baffles me how I can maneuver an A321 in a tight alley and park exactly on the line after making a 90° turn yet I park my car like this just about every time🤷♂️
November 27, 2023 at 12:43 AM
It baffles me how I can maneuver an A321 in a tight alley and park exactly on the line after making a 90° turn yet I park my car like this just about every time🤷♂️
Man oh man the passenger anxiety level is through the roof at ORD! It’s at least an hour to get from 294 into the terminal. Ya’ll are dragging so many bags. Ambulances rushing here and there.
Can’t wait to board 230 of you and take you flying.
Can’t wait to board 230 of you and take you flying.
November 27, 2023 at 12:42 AM
Man oh man the passenger anxiety level is through the roof at ORD! It’s at least an hour to get from 294 into the terminal. Ya’ll are dragging so many bags. Ambulances rushing here and there.
Can’t wait to board 230 of you and take you flying.
Can’t wait to board 230 of you and take you flying.
I’m At the ORD Bus/Shuttle center and it’s currently being used to house migrants.
What a stark reminder that where you’re born is a lottery.
If I were born to different parents it could be me on that cot.
What a stark reminder that where you’re born is a lottery.
If I were born to different parents it could be me on that cot.
November 23, 2023 at 10:19 PM
I’m At the ORD Bus/Shuttle center and it’s currently being used to house migrants.
What a stark reminder that where you’re born is a lottery.
If I were born to different parents it could be me on that cot.
What a stark reminder that where you’re born is a lottery.
If I were born to different parents it could be me on that cot.
I get way more out of the Smithsonian Channel’s “Air disasters” than my “approved” recurrent ground school consisting of a computer synthesized voice reading me manuals that I’ve already read.🥴
November 23, 2023 at 4:20 AM
I get way more out of the Smithsonian Channel’s “Air disasters” than my “approved” recurrent ground school consisting of a computer synthesized voice reading me manuals that I’ve already read.🥴
The 1st time you’re asked: “are you the inflight entertainment?” You 😊
The 2nd time: 🫤
The 3rd time: 🥴
The 4th time: 🙄
The 2nd time: 🫤
The 3rd time: 🥴
The 4th time: 🙄
November 18, 2023 at 3:11 AM
The 1st time you’re asked: “are you the inflight entertainment?” You 😊
The 2nd time: 🫤
The 3rd time: 🥴
The 4th time: 🙄
The 2nd time: 🫤
The 3rd time: 🥴
The 4th time: 🙄
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they called Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy
With a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more
Than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty
That good ship and true…
Of the big lake they called Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy
With a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more
Than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty
That good ship and true…
November 11, 2023 at 2:38 AM
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they called Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy
With a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more
Than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty
That good ship and true…
Of the big lake they called Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy
With a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more
Than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty
That good ship and true…
I’ve been reading about fentanyl being sent to election workers around the country and did what any democracy loving American would do— I volunteered to be an election worker.
You should too.
You should too.
November 10, 2023 at 6:38 PM
I’ve been reading about fentanyl being sent to election workers around the country and did what any democracy loving American would do— I volunteered to be an election worker.
You should too.
You should too.
I’m once again find myself at that point in my recurrent annual training where I’m reminded to “never reposition the deceased to a jumpseat”.🤣
November 9, 2023 at 4:04 PM
I’m once again find myself at that point in my recurrent annual training where I’m reminded to “never reposition the deceased to a jumpseat”.🤣
Is there anything more mind numbing than synthesized speech reading you OPSPECs?
It’s recurrent time🙃
It’s recurrent time🙃
November 4, 2023 at 5:43 PM
Is there anything more mind numbing than synthesized speech reading you OPSPECs?
It’s recurrent time🙃
It’s recurrent time🙃
Now if we could only do something about the juvenile delinquents on guard frequency🤔
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www.stripes.com/branches/coa...
Michigan man made racist, homophobic slurs in radio transmissions to Coast Guard
Earlier this year, the U.S. Coast Guard received numerous harassing radio transmissions. Falsely crying mayday and letting loose racial and homophobic slurs, the prankster caused military personnel to...
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November 1, 2023 at 3:30 PM
Now if we could only do something about the juvenile delinquents on guard frequency🤔
www.stripes.com/branches/coa...
www.stripes.com/branches/coa...
This was our first year skipping the trick or treating tradition. It was not an easy task. You’d be amazed how many youts will walk up a dark walk to an unlit house and knock.
November 1, 2023 at 12:19 PM
This was our first year skipping the trick or treating tradition. It was not an easy task. You’d be amazed how many youts will walk up a dark walk to an unlit house and knock.
I’ll probably never subscribe to starlink, but I sure do like the spectacle in the early am when flying a red eye.
October 31, 2023 at 5:12 PM
I’ll probably never subscribe to starlink, but I sure do like the spectacle in the early am when flying a red eye.
I haven’t taken FDProX out of dark mode all week.
October 30, 2023 at 2:53 AM
I haven’t taken FDProX out of dark mode all week.
Man, F1 has Las Vegas really effed up…
October 27, 2023 at 5:19 PM
Man, F1 has Las Vegas really effed up…
Deleted my X account. I found myself about to post something really toxic and decided I’m done. I didn’t make any announcements, I just did it. If anyone over there inquires let them know I’m here. Thanks.
October 23, 2023 at 9:56 AM
Deleted my X account. I found myself about to post something really toxic and decided I’m done. I didn’t make any announcements, I just did it. If anyone over there inquires let them know I’m here. Thanks.
Reposted from X
October 17, 2023 at 7:13 PM
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During a Lav break the FA pulls out her iPhone flash light and starts searching the floor on the flight deck side of the door.
Me: “drop something?”
Her: “nope, I thought I saw a bed bug run under the door earlier”
Me scratchin for the rest of the flight😳
Me: “drop something?”
Her: “nope, I thought I saw a bed bug run under the door earlier”
Me scratchin for the rest of the flight😳
October 15, 2023 at 3:06 PM
During a Lav break the FA pulls out her iPhone flash light and starts searching the floor on the flight deck side of the door.
Me: “drop something?”
Her: “nope, I thought I saw a bed bug run under the door earlier”
Me scratchin for the rest of the flight😳
Me: “drop something?”
Her: “nope, I thought I saw a bed bug run under the door earlier”
Me scratchin for the rest of the flight😳