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I live in a fortress
The shape of my body
And now there's a coldness
And it's shaped like me
And now I don't suffer
Anymore bullshit gladly
Even though everything's bullshit now
Here in 2019
And you can bet it's gonna be a bunch of bullshit too
Out in sweet 2020
Or whenever this album's released
The shape of my body
And now there's a coldness
And it's shaped like me
And now I don't suffer
Anymore bullshit gladly
Even though everything's bullshit now
Here in 2019
And you can bet it's gonna be a bunch of bullshit too
Out in sweet 2020
Or whenever this album's released
October 6, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I live in a fortress
The shape of my body
And now there's a coldness
And it's shaped like me
And now I don't suffer
Anymore bullshit gladly
Even though everything's bullshit now
Here in 2019
And you can bet it's gonna be a bunch of bullshit too
Out in sweet 2020
Or whenever this album's released
The shape of my body
And now there's a coldness
And it's shaped like me
And now I don't suffer
Anymore bullshit gladly
Even though everything's bullshit now
Here in 2019
And you can bet it's gonna be a bunch of bullshit too
Out in sweet 2020
Or whenever this album's released
I used to be a dead guy
Now I'm a fucking Jedi
And I've got lots of news for you
And I've got a long list of things to do
I used to dwell in the present
I used to be so hesitant
But now I've got my whole life to live
And I've got all my love to give
To all you fuckers that I hate
Now I'm a fucking Jedi
And I've got lots of news for you
And I've got a long list of things to do
I used to dwell in the present
I used to be so hesitant
But now I've got my whole life to live
And I've got all my love to give
To all you fuckers that I hate
October 6, 2026 at 1:00 PM
I used to be a dead guy
Now I'm a fucking Jedi
And I've got lots of news for you
And I've got a long list of things to do
I used to dwell in the present
I used to be so hesitant
But now I've got my whole life to live
And I've got all my love to give
To all you fuckers that I hate
Now I'm a fucking Jedi
And I've got lots of news for you
And I've got a long list of things to do
I used to dwell in the present
I used to be so hesitant
But now I've got my whole life to live
And I've got all my love to give
To all you fuckers that I hate
When I pick up my guitar and I try to write a song
I think of what my mentor used to say:
I think of what my mentor used to say:
October 6, 2026 at 12:00 PM
When I pick up my guitar and I try to write a song
I think of what my mentor used to say:
I think of what my mentor used to say:
No one knew if we were happy
In the days before the damage
Dying wasn't nearly easy now
So open up your murder eyes
And see the ugly world that spat you out
In the days before the damage
Dying wasn't nearly easy now
So open up your murder eyes
And see the ugly world that spat you out
October 6, 2026 at 11:00 AM
No one knew if we were happy
In the days before the damage
Dying wasn't nearly easy now
So open up your murder eyes
And see the ugly world that spat you out
In the days before the damage
Dying wasn't nearly easy now
So open up your murder eyes
And see the ugly world that spat you out
This is not a protest
It's a tortoise slowly pushing through a race
I hope the tortoise keeps its patience
While the hare continues to pepper spray its face
Unconditional positive regard to the ones who hurt you
They're just scared
This is not a protest
It's a tortoise slowly pushing through a race
It's a tortoise slowly pushing through a race
I hope the tortoise keeps its patience
While the hare continues to pepper spray its face
Unconditional positive regard to the ones who hurt you
They're just scared
This is not a protest
It's a tortoise slowly pushing through a race
October 6, 2026 at 10:00 AM
This is not a protest
It's a tortoise slowly pushing through a race
I hope the tortoise keeps its patience
While the hare continues to pepper spray its face
Unconditional positive regard to the ones who hurt you
They're just scared
This is not a protest
It's a tortoise slowly pushing through a race
It's a tortoise slowly pushing through a race
I hope the tortoise keeps its patience
While the hare continues to pepper spray its face
Unconditional positive regard to the ones who hurt you
They're just scared
This is not a protest
It's a tortoise slowly pushing through a race
Every choice is obvious
I hate rock and roll again
I hate rock and roll again
October 6, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Every choice is obvious
I hate rock and roll again
I hate rock and roll again
And I gave my money to the bank for safe keeping
And I gave my money to my landlord, he was needing it
And I gave attention to the T.V. that was bleeding
And that's how I learned how to survive
And I gave my money to my landlord, he was needing it
And I gave attention to the T.V. that was bleeding
And that's how I learned how to survive
October 6, 2026 at 8:00 AM
And I gave my money to the bank for safe keeping
And I gave my money to my landlord, he was needing it
And I gave attention to the T.V. that was bleeding
And that's how I learned how to survive
And I gave my money to my landlord, he was needing it
And I gave attention to the T.V. that was bleeding
And that's how I learned how to survive
Is given no other choice than to be a Jesus
Understanding life is meaningfully worthless
The world was born to kill all the Jesuses
Understanding life is meaningfully worthless
The world was born to kill all the Jesuses
October 6, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Is given no other choice than to be a Jesus
Understanding life is meaningfully worthless
The world was born to kill all the Jesuses
Understanding life is meaningfully worthless
The world was born to kill all the Jesuses
I kick that feeble dream and whisper something like a prayer:
October 6, 2026 at 6:00 AM
I kick that feeble dream and whisper something like a prayer:
Everything that you could keep inside
Now your eyes ain't moving, now
They just lay there in their climb
Now your eyes ain't moving, now
They just lay there in their climb
October 6, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Everything that you could keep inside
Now your eyes ain't moving, now
They just lay there in their climb
Now your eyes ain't moving, now
They just lay there in their climb
You are not alive
And that can't be your life"
And that can't be your life"
October 6, 2026 at 4:00 AM
You are not alive
And that can't be your life"
And that can't be your life"
The Michael Jordan of drunk driving played his final game tonight
Emburdened by his loneliness he wanted to feel alive
His laziness built the pyramids and his solitude was a knife
The Michael Jordan of drunk driving played his final game tonight
Emburdened by his loneliness he wanted to feel alive
His laziness built the pyramids and his solitude was a knife
The Michael Jordan of drunk driving played his final game tonight
October 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
The Michael Jordan of drunk driving played his final game tonight
Emburdened by his loneliness he wanted to feel alive
His laziness built the pyramids and his solitude was a knife
The Michael Jordan of drunk driving played his final game tonight
Emburdened by his loneliness he wanted to feel alive
His laziness built the pyramids and his solitude was a knife
The Michael Jordan of drunk driving played his final game tonight
I'll fight a fight that I can't win
I'll commit the mortal sin
Then God will punch me in the chin
And then I'll smile a toothless grin
I'll smile a fucking toothless grin
I'll commit the mortal sin
Then God will punch me in the chin
And then I'll smile a toothless grin
I'll smile a fucking toothless grin
October 6, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I'll fight a fight that I can't win
I'll commit the mortal sin
Then God will punch me in the chin
And then I'll smile a toothless grin
I'll smile a fucking toothless grin
I'll commit the mortal sin
Then God will punch me in the chin
And then I'll smile a toothless grin
I'll smile a fucking toothless grin
And I just can't shake the feeling that I'll be alone forever
Please tell me that's not the case
So I will go look for things I find important
Qualities that are unique
And traits I find attractive in other people
Please tell me that's not the case
So I will go look for things I find important
Qualities that are unique
And traits I find attractive in other people
October 6, 2026 at 12:00 AM
And I just can't shake the feeling that I'll be alone forever
Please tell me that's not the case
So I will go look for things I find important
Qualities that are unique
And traits I find attractive in other people
Please tell me that's not the case
So I will go look for things I find important
Qualities that are unique
And traits I find attractive in other people
Yeah, that's the kind of power nobody deserves
October 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Yeah, that's the kind of power nobody deserves
I walked into a room full of corpses
The room all smelled like flowers
There were Nikes on their feet
Smile under the cloth
Good-bye horses!
I gazed into the souls of all the horses
Who jumped off all the bridges
In those Wild Western days
A spaceship made of death
The room all smelled like flowers
There were Nikes on their feet
Smile under the cloth
Good-bye horses!
I gazed into the souls of all the horses
Who jumped off all the bridges
In those Wild Western days
A spaceship made of death
October 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I walked into a room full of corpses
The room all smelled like flowers
There were Nikes on their feet
Smile under the cloth
Good-bye horses!
I gazed into the souls of all the horses
Who jumped off all the bridges
In those Wild Western days
A spaceship made of death
The room all smelled like flowers
There were Nikes on their feet
Smile under the cloth
Good-bye horses!
I gazed into the souls of all the horses
Who jumped off all the bridges
In those Wild Western days
A spaceship made of death
Then God will punch me in the chin
And then I'll smile a toothless grin
I'll smile a fucking toothless grin
And then I'll smile a toothless grin
I'll smile a fucking toothless grin
October 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Then God will punch me in the chin
And then I'll smile a toothless grin
I'll smile a fucking toothless grin
And then I'll smile a toothless grin
I'll smile a fucking toothless grin
God made dirt and dirt don't hurt
God made pants and God made shirts
God made dirt and dirt don't hurt
God made our lives so much worse
So much fucking worse
God made pants and God made shirts
God made dirt and dirt don't hurt
God made our lives so much worse
So much fucking worse
October 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
God made dirt and dirt don't hurt
God made pants and God made shirts
God made dirt and dirt don't hurt
God made our lives so much worse
So much fucking worse
God made pants and God made shirts
God made dirt and dirt don't hurt
God made our lives so much worse
So much fucking worse
But sure as hell resemble the truth
October 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
But sure as hell resemble the truth
On sex, drugs, and rock and roll, whether your project's put on hold
In the real world, these just people with ideas
They just like me and you when the smoke and camera disappear
Again the real world, it's bigger than all these fake ass records
In the real world, these just people with ideas
They just like me and you when the smoke and camera disappear
Again the real world, it's bigger than all these fake ass records
October 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
On sex, drugs, and rock and roll, whether your project's put on hold
In the real world, these just people with ideas
They just like me and you when the smoke and camera disappear
Again the real world, it's bigger than all these fake ass records
In the real world, these just people with ideas
They just like me and you when the smoke and camera disappear
Again the real world, it's bigger than all these fake ass records
And when I go driving they walk in my path
All the time
Every time
All the time
Every time
October 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM
And when I go driving they walk in my path
All the time
Every time
All the time
Every time
Now I hate rock and roll again
No, rock and roll is not my friend
Oh, I hate rock and roll again
No, rock and roll is not my friend
Oh, I hate rock and roll again
October 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Now I hate rock and roll again
No, rock and roll is not my friend
Oh, I hate rock and roll again
No, rock and roll is not my friend
Oh, I hate rock and roll again
The Night of the Long Knives is comin' soon
The Night of the Long Knives is comin' soon
Jeff Sessions, Stephen Miller, Rudy Giuliani too
Oh, the Night of the Long Knives is comin' for you
The Night of the Long Knives is comin' soon
Jeff Sessions, Stephen Miller, Rudy Giuliani too
Oh, the Night of the Long Knives is comin' for you
October 5, 2026 at 3:00 PM
The Night of the Long Knives is comin' soon
The Night of the Long Knives is comin' soon
Jeff Sessions, Stephen Miller, Rudy Giuliani too
Oh, the Night of the Long Knives is comin' for you
The Night of the Long Knives is comin' soon
Jeff Sessions, Stephen Miller, Rudy Giuliani too
Oh, the Night of the Long Knives is comin' for you
(Take it away, Nick. Do a whistle solo!)
They came for stardom
They came for fame
And they've got holes in their brains
From freebasing cocaine
Those poor, dumb bastards in LA
Those poor, dumb bastards in LA
In that sad, sucky, shithole they call LA
They came for stardom
They came for fame
And they've got holes in their brains
From freebasing cocaine
Those poor, dumb bastards in LA
Those poor, dumb bastards in LA
In that sad, sucky, shithole they call LA
October 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM
(Take it away, Nick. Do a whistle solo!)
They came for stardom
They came for fame
And they've got holes in their brains
From freebasing cocaine
Those poor, dumb bastards in LA
Those poor, dumb bastards in LA
In that sad, sucky, shithole they call LA
They came for stardom
They came for fame
And they've got holes in their brains
From freebasing cocaine
Those poor, dumb bastards in LA
Those poor, dumb bastards in LA
In that sad, sucky, shithole they call LA