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one last heist enthusiast
shouting into the void i know but i have an odd ~literary~ situation if i know any publishing people on here who can help
August 26, 2026 at 12:03 PM
why does the nyt think i care so much about harvard
August 21, 2026 at 6:30 PM
i'm the hottest bitch in this rheumatologist's waiting room 😕
August 14, 2026 at 7:02 PM
imagine being an officer of the court showing up to a murder trial with wet aussie scrunch spray curls
August 11, 2026 at 1:46 PM
wdym benny safdie is only 6'1
August 1, 2026 at 2:38 PM
there's too much new pro brendon urie content popping up right now, some PR firm is absolutely seeding a comeback album
July 25, 2026 at 12:57 PM
no one has reception anymore
July 21, 2026 at 12:07 AM
did that fuck daniel boulud open that restaurant yet
July 16, 2026 at 10:47 PM
alamo brown was a self insert for sam levinson i will be writing a 3000 word essay on this tomorrow
June 1, 2026 at 2:43 AM
michel foucault i have failed you my lip filler is migrating :(
May 30, 2026 at 10:03 PM
what was the name of the salad place that was hidden in that office park by the old MTV offices in santa monica PLEASE HELP ME I AM DYING
May 27, 2026 at 6:42 PM
279 south go one day without an accident challenge
May 14, 2026 at 11:25 AM
venti frappuccino cannibal corpse shirt
May 8, 2026 at 1:30 AM
kyle dubas is sincerely asking a fanbase who gives directions around the city based on what restaurants or stores used to be thirty years ago to understand and forgive not signing malkin
May 7, 2026 at 3:15 PM
oh great time for everyone i know to be a virologist again
May 6, 2026 at 9:59 PM
genuinely having a mental breakdown over trying to remember if i met david letterman or not
May 6, 2026 at 1:53 PM
April 30, 2026 at 8:36 PM
yellow again i am going to kms
April 20, 2026 at 11:09 PM
how the fuck is the pitt gonna bring up styx and not mention renegade? clearly nobody's done their research on this show
April 11, 2026 at 2:20 AM
i think about this one once a month at least
April 1, 2026 at 12:40 AM
happy ewan mcgregor's birthday to all who celebrate
March 31, 2026 at 8:48 PM
why is thomas pynchon's voice cameo on the simpsons the hottest thing ive ever heard
March 16, 2026 at 4:09 PM
just remember that when it happens, Veuve Cliquot is for real estate agents and bmw lease holders
March 12, 2026 at 1:23 AM
real Jon Hamm in the basement of Sigma Nu energy
Hegseth: "Death & destruction from the sky all day. We're playing for keeps. Our warfighters have maximum authorities granted personally by POTUS & yours truly. Our rules of engagement are bold, precise designed to unleash American power, not shackle it ... we are punching them while they are down"
March 5, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Youngstown Broad is always classified as a sub-genre of Pittsburgh or Cleveland Woman and i'm TIRED of it
March 5, 2026 at 2:18 AM