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Alan Mathison
@alanmathison.bsky.social
Teacher, husband, father, generally awesome
When my school district sent an email to my school, Lincoln Park, but instead spelled it Linkin Park.
September 21, 2026 at 2:42 PM
When one of my students meant ask me “What did you say?” and instead typed “Wtf did you say?”
September 21, 2026 at 2:38 PM
As seen from Etsy
September 6, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I donated. I heard the Swifties are donating $13 in masse. ♥️
August 25, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Chemo or heart assist pump in a fanny pack?
August 16, 2026 at 4:21 PM
@muellershewrote.com and @katiephang.bsky.social Does the potential victims of Epstein and Maxwell as defined by the DOJ here mean they would redact people they were blackmailing?
July 31, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Here is my wife’s list. Thank you for any help you can provide. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Check out my list on Amazon
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July 25, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Average childcare for infants is approaching $15,000 a year, which is about the same as someone making federal minimum wage, $7.25 an hour, if they worked 40 hours for 52 weeks. Of course there are other living costs like rent, health care, food, utilities, transportation, insurance etc.
April 11, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Do you include Voice of America and Stars & Stripes?
March 14, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Could we end up with a Cuban Drone Crisis if he attacks?
March 12, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I still believe the biggest thing missing is financial reports. Were people paying him for girls? Or was he blackmailing people? That’s the biggest puzzle piece.
February 1, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I’m sure it’s a coincidence, but feel search the Epstein files for Brett Ratner

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
January 31, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Anyone make out the designer jacket she’s wearing to see how many meals it cost?
January 20, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Where I’d start: Government backed stop loss/pooling insurance for claims over 100k on all healthcare plans.

Our group plan the 1% of people needing 100k+ are 25% of total costs.

This would lower premiums, take care of the sickest Americans and allow employers to put money into salaries instead.
December 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
So what I’m hearing is this is our chance to reset the timeline?
doctor strange is holding a green glowing object in his hand
Alt: doctor strange is holding a green glowing object in his hand
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
So call their bluff more. Require Medical Loss ratio change from 80/85% for small/large group to 85/90%, along with a max markup or cap on Rx costs.
November 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The pun in the second paragraph is sublime.
November 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
You know who else swept up homeless and sent them to state run camps? libapp.shadygrove.umd.edu/omeka/exhibi...
Asocial Prisoners · The Era of the Holocaust ·
libapp.shadygrove.umd.edu
July 26, 2025 at 10:50 AM
The only reason Florida is not under $10 is because of a citizen led constitutional amendment passed in 2020, with just over the 60% of voters needed to pass it.
It started by raising it to $10 in 2021.
It will be raised to $14 at the end of Sept this year, and finish at $15 in Sept 2026.
July 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM