Albert Tarples
@alberttarples.bsky.social
a neon meat dream of a octafish.
Lover of Costco.
Somewhere on a desert highway, riding a Harley-Davidson, my long brown beard flying in the wind.
Lover of Costco.
Somewhere on a desert highway, riding a Harley-Davidson, my long brown beard flying in the wind.
If farting in someone else’s soup is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
February 16, 2026 at 6:18 AM
If farting in someone else’s soup is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
Something terrible occurred to me: What if after it happens, Vance does a good job of lightly returning thing to normal so, you know, there aren’t government sanctioned street murders and such and people are like, “this is great. Eggs only cost $4 per now” and so they settle for lighter fascism.
January 30, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Something terrible occurred to me: What if after it happens, Vance does a good job of lightly returning thing to normal so, you know, there aren’t government sanctioned street murders and such and people are like, “this is great. Eggs only cost $4 per now” and so they settle for lighter fascism.
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Maybe I’m lactose intolerant.
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Maybe I’m lactose intolerant.
I think maybe too much sodium.
December 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I think maybe too much sodium.
When you’ve only eaten wine and stuffin for 4 days you start getting a really foamy diarrhea. Don’t ask me how I know.
November 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
When you’ve only eaten wine and stuffin for 4 days you start getting a really foamy diarrhea. Don’t ask me how I know.
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It’s ironic that they call it diarrhea, given that when you have it is when you feel the most alive.
October 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
It’s ironic that they call it diarrhea, given that when you have it is when you feel the most alive.
My wife, who is an HR professional, is insistent that I should not change my work fantasy football team name to Penix Envy Jr.
October 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
My wife, who is an HR professional, is insistent that I should not change my work fantasy football team name to Penix Envy Jr.
Is the Bills defense garbage?
October 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Is the Bills defense garbage?
My only drinking problem is that my kids are never hungover when I am.
October 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
My only drinking problem is that my kids are never hungover when I am.
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We got a game here. Neither team can defense
October 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
We got a game here. Neither team can defense
Sundays are for experiments.
October 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Sundays are for experiments.
I’m gonna buy a Piñeiro jersey.
October 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I’m gonna buy a Piñeiro jersey.
When does Brandon Aiyuk return?
October 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
When does Brandon Aiyuk return?
I am a sandwich designer.
Joined the Subway subreddit. Mainly sandwich artists, of which I am not one.
October 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I am a sandwich designer.
Joined the Subway subreddit. Mainly sandwich artists, of which I am not one.
October 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Joined the Subway subreddit. Mainly sandwich artists, of which I am not one.
Spent the morning reviews of Kirkland Signature Psyllium Fiber. Decided I’ll keep buying it.
www.costco.com
October 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Spent the morning reviews of Kirkland Signature Psyllium Fiber. Decided I’ll keep buying it.
Ever consider what it truly means to be a Fart Knocker™️?
October 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Ever consider what it truly means to be a Fart Knocker™️?
I’m gonna drink whenever Kevin Burkhardt mentions his illustrious career with @snytv.bsky.social
October 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I’m gonna drink whenever Kevin Burkhardt mentions his illustrious career with @snytv.bsky.social
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if anyone out there has a love of halloween records or just spooky music in general and you want to write about it for IHTOV for halloween, my dms are open 👻
October 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
if anyone out there has a love of halloween records or just spooky music in general and you want to write about it for IHTOV for halloween, my dms are open 👻
The problem with the patriots winning is that there is no clear evidence that proves their owner, Robert Kraft, isn’t a yucky old guy.
October 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The problem with the patriots winning is that there is no clear evidence that proves their owner, Robert Kraft, isn’t a yucky old guy.
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excuse me but there was nothing in the wedding invitation about “no capes”
October 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
excuse me but there was nothing in the wedding invitation about “no capes”
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Two dudes whom despite their best efforts have no power in Canada.
October 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Two dudes whom despite their best efforts have no power in Canada.