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haha, thats a great post. unfortunately you phrased it in a way that allowed me, a moron, to misunderstand it
July 6, 2026 at 5:01 AM
haha, thats a great post. unfortunately you phrased it in a way that allowed me, a moron, to misunderstand it
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I'm not sure any of you have adequately prepared for this eventuality. at this precise moment Noel Gallagher is walking into the board room of the newly risen Re-Creation Records, writing WONDERWALL on a whiteboard, then adding an S at the end, then turning the S into a dollar sign
July 6, 2026 at 10:20 AM
I'm not sure any of you have adequately prepared for this eventuality. at this precise moment Noel Gallagher is walking into the board room of the newly risen Re-Creation Records, writing WONDERWALL on a whiteboard, then adding an S at the end, then turning the S into a dollar sign
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“today was the hottest day on record, beating yesterday’s hottest day on record, which beat the day before’s hottest day on record, which beat the–”
72-YEAR-OLD WHOSE BRAIN HAS CALCIFIED FROM WATCHING AI-GENERATED REELS 14 HOURS A DAY: it’s called summer it’s supposed to be hot
72-YEAR-OLD WHOSE BRAIN HAS CALCIFIED FROM WATCHING AI-GENERATED REELS 14 HOURS A DAY: it’s called summer it’s supposed to be hot
July 1, 2026 at 12:46 PM
“today was the hottest day on record, beating yesterday’s hottest day on record, which beat the day before’s hottest day on record, which beat the–”
72-YEAR-OLD WHOSE BRAIN HAS CALCIFIED FROM WATCHING AI-GENERATED REELS 14 HOURS A DAY: it’s called summer it’s supposed to be hot
72-YEAR-OLD WHOSE BRAIN HAS CALCIFIED FROM WATCHING AI-GENERATED REELS 14 HOURS A DAY: it’s called summer it’s supposed to be hot
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Impossible de se garer là, mon amis
April 30, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Impossible de se garer là, mon amis
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If you see something that doesn't look right...
April 24, 2026 at 12:40 PM
If you see something that doesn't look right...
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Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music
Several dozen folks did
Some even dubbed music over the original clip.
I haven't been able to get this out of my head.
So I give you
A Bluesky exclusive:
Reservoir Ducks
🐣 🪶
Several dozen folks did
Some even dubbed music over the original clip.
I haven't been able to get this out of my head.
So I give you
A Bluesky exclusive:
Reservoir Ducks
🐣 🪶
March 9, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music
Several dozen folks did
Some even dubbed music over the original clip.
I haven't been able to get this out of my head.
So I give you
A Bluesky exclusive:
Reservoir Ducks
🐣 🪶
Several dozen folks did
Some even dubbed music over the original clip.
I haven't been able to get this out of my head.
So I give you
A Bluesky exclusive:
Reservoir Ducks
🐣 🪶
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The UK has the largest capacity offshore wind farm in the world. It also has the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 6th, and 7th.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
List of offshore wind farms - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 22, 2026 at 11:10 AM
The UK has the largest capacity offshore wind farm in the world. It also has the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 6th, and 7th.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
I think it's important that we discuss this: we are approaching the hot honey event horizon. Once we cross that line, there's no going back—it's going to be salted caramel all over again.
February 18, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I think it's important that we discuss this: we are approaching the hot honey event horizon. Once we cross that line, there's no going back—it's going to be salted caramel all over again.
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How dare they presume to know what would dazzle a penguin.
A ‘ring of fire’ solar eclipse will dazzle people and penguins in Antarctica
'Ring of fire' solar eclipse visible in Antarctica
The first solar eclipse of the year will grace Antarctica, and only a lucky few will get to bask — or waddle — in its glow.
www.ctvnews.ca
February 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
How dare they presume to know what would dazzle a penguin.
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This is blackout poetry to me
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
This is blackout poetry to me
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In my opinion, the architect of the Launch Control Center at Canaveral did a kicksss job
February 4, 2026 at 12:39 AM
In my opinion, the architect of the Launch Control Center at Canaveral did a kicksss job
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It's 1998. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2001. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2025. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2026. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2001. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2025. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2026. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
February 2, 2026 at 7:06 AM
It's 1998. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2001. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2025. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2026. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2001. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2025. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2026. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
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Literally Trapped In An Alarm Clock (1993)
February 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Literally Trapped In An Alarm Clock (1993)
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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you did not see this kitty pull a glizzy heist
good morning
good morning
January 5, 2026 at 3:43 PM
you did not see this kitty pull a glizzy heist
good morning
good morning
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Admin are continually pressuring us to make the course "more accessible," by which they mean "devastatingly easy to complete," but it's not about access. Many students refuse to read or write in any capacity that isn't tech-aided, no matter how simple the assignment, no matter how process-based.
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Admin are continually pressuring us to make the course "more accessible," by which they mean "devastatingly easy to complete," but it's not about access. Many students refuse to read or write in any capacity that isn't tech-aided, no matter how simple the assignment, no matter how process-based.
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It's only a matter of time before humanities departments will be forced to accept AI-authored assignments, as part of revised university policy to cooperate with these billionaires. It's already happening, and our response needs to be decisive. Because our students' ability to *think* is at stake.
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It's only a matter of time before humanities departments will be forced to accept AI-authored assignments, as part of revised university policy to cooperate with these billionaires. It's already happening, and our response needs to be decisive. Because our students' ability to *think* is at stake.
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Universities are assembling larger and larger teams to deal with academic integrity issues--mostly focused on AI--while simultaneously holding AI "writing" contests, AI-themed events, "hey, come play with these fun tools!" The messages are so mixed, it's criminal. Because AI is bloated with money.
November 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Universities are assembling larger and larger teams to deal with academic integrity issues--mostly focused on AI--while simultaneously holding AI "writing" contests, AI-themed events, "hey, come play with these fun tools!" The messages are so mixed, it's criminal. Because AI is bloated with money.
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An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
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I was at a metal clubnight in Manchester wearing this jacket. The Irish guy queuing at the bar next to me loudly says to the barmaid "Nah, Judge Dredd here was ahead of me"
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I was at a metal clubnight in Manchester wearing this jacket. The Irish guy queuing at the bar next to me loudly says to the barmaid "Nah, Judge Dredd here was ahead of me"
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why....why is this a consumer survey.... HOW WOULD THEY KNOW
October 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
why....why is this a consumer survey.... HOW WOULD THEY KNOW
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Sumo stars goofing about at tourist locations seems a more fun way to celebrate England than any number of flags.
The thousand year old sport is kicking it in front the thousand some year old monument. #londonsumo #stonehenge
October 19, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Sumo stars goofing about at tourist locations seems a more fun way to celebrate England than any number of flags.
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The gorgeous big sumo lads cutting about London -touristing themselves daft- is absolutely the most wholesome thing to happen in the city since Samuel Pepys buried all his cheese in his garden to save it from the Great Fire in 1666.
October 19, 2025 at 11:30 AM
The gorgeous big sumo lads cutting about London -touristing themselves daft- is absolutely the most wholesome thing to happen in the city since Samuel Pepys buried all his cheese in his garden to save it from the Great Fire in 1666.