Alcatraz JYH 🃏
@alcatrazjyh.bsky.social
Straight 23yo Male
A down-to-earth avatar of pure sin and madness who plays video games, watches anime and obsesses over Cyn from Murder Drones
Dreams of one day starting up an indie video game company
A down-to-earth avatar of pure sin and madness who plays video games, watches anime and obsesses over Cyn from Murder Drones
Dreams of one day starting up an indie video game company
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Absolutely not. That cloak has Master Crown imagery.
Plus, RTD Magolor--the last definitive betrayal--was FIFTEEN years ago.
We're looooooong overdue for a backstabbing bastard.
Plus, RTD Magolor--the last definitive betrayal--was FIFTEEN years ago.
We're looooooong overdue for a backstabbing bastard.
September 9, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Absolutely not. That cloak has Master Crown imagery.
Plus, RTD Magolor--the last definitive betrayal--was FIFTEEN years ago.
We're looooooong overdue for a backstabbing bastard.
Plus, RTD Magolor--the last definitive betrayal--was FIFTEEN years ago.
We're looooooong overdue for a backstabbing bastard.
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Important question for Kirby fans:
Should we trust them?
Should we trust them?
September 9, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Important question for Kirby fans:
Should we trust them?
Should we trust them?
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Is your Uzi crashing out? Follow these simple steps
September 7, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Is your Uzi crashing out? Follow these simple steps
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MURDER DRONES is coming to Blu-Ray! The complete series comes with special bonus features like storyboards and concepts 🎨 There's additional limited-edition items to get as well!
September 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
MURDER DRONES is coming to Blu-Ray! The complete series comes with special bonus features like storyboards and concepts 🎨 There's additional limited-edition items to get as well!
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purple gremlin can now stalk you forever
September 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
purple gremlin can now stalk you forever
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Wholesome murder robot show is coming to Blu-Ray with tonnes of extra wholesome goodies!
September 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Wholesome murder robot show is coming to Blu-Ray with tonnes of extra wholesome goodies!
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Genuinely--and I mean this--the all digital future wouldn't scare me if my money was simply refunded THE INSTANT content gets delisted/expires/is blatantly taken from me.
It wouldn't guarantee media preservation, but it'd be a far less dystopian prospect knowing our money can't just utterly vanish.
It wouldn't guarantee media preservation, but it'd be a far less dystopian prospect knowing our money can't just utterly vanish.
September 3, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Genuinely--and I mean this--the all digital future wouldn't scare me if my money was simply refunded THE INSTANT content gets delisted/expires/is blatantly taken from me.
It wouldn't guarantee media preservation, but it'd be a far less dystopian prospect knowing our money can't just utterly vanish.
It wouldn't guarantee media preservation, but it'd be a far less dystopian prospect knowing our money can't just utterly vanish.
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Only happened to me, like, 4 times. Ever.
Michael J. Fox for Atlantis, Alan Tudyk for Tucker and Dale VS. Evil, Ryan Reynolds for Free Guy, and Bill Skarsgard for Nosferatu.
Star power HELPS excitement, not drive it. Like in the Sonic movies: Idris and Carrey are awesome, but we came for the IP.
Michael J. Fox for Atlantis, Alan Tudyk for Tucker and Dale VS. Evil, Ryan Reynolds for Free Guy, and Bill Skarsgard for Nosferatu.
Star power HELPS excitement, not drive it. Like in the Sonic movies: Idris and Carrey are awesome, but we came for the IP.
I recently talked with my dad about star-power not really selling movies as much anymore, so I was curious:
When was the last time, if ever, that you felt compelled to see a movie because a specific actor was in it?
When was the last time, if ever, that you felt compelled to see a movie because a specific actor was in it?
August 12, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Only happened to me, like, 4 times. Ever.
Michael J. Fox for Atlantis, Alan Tudyk for Tucker and Dale VS. Evil, Ryan Reynolds for Free Guy, and Bill Skarsgard for Nosferatu.
Star power HELPS excitement, not drive it. Like in the Sonic movies: Idris and Carrey are awesome, but we came for the IP.
Michael J. Fox for Atlantis, Alan Tudyk for Tucker and Dale VS. Evil, Ryan Reynolds for Free Guy, and Bill Skarsgard for Nosferatu.
Star power HELPS excitement, not drive it. Like in the Sonic movies: Idris and Carrey are awesome, but we came for the IP.
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Mario Kart World, DK bananza, kirby air riders, pokopia, Star Fox, Splatoon raiders, New Fire emblem, Zelda OOT remake, new xenoblade, pokemon generation 10...all released or announced in the FIRST damn year.
If said games don't appeal to you, just say that. But it inarguably has a wide library.
If said games don't appeal to you, just say that. But it inarguably has a wide library.
August 22, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Mario Kart World, DK bananza, kirby air riders, pokopia, Star Fox, Splatoon raiders, New Fire emblem, Zelda OOT remake, new xenoblade, pokemon generation 10...all released or announced in the FIRST damn year.
If said games don't appeal to you, just say that. But it inarguably has a wide library.
If said games don't appeal to you, just say that. But it inarguably has a wide library.
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Why is this ACTUALLY the scariest film I've ever seen?
Why did a god damn POKEMON GAME borderline adapt it for kids?
I don't need these questions answered. I just need more opportunities to ask them!
Why did a god damn POKEMON GAME borderline adapt it for kids?
I don't need these questions answered. I just need more opportunities to ask them!
September 2, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Why is this ACTUALLY the scariest film I've ever seen?
Why did a god damn POKEMON GAME borderline adapt it for kids?
I don't need these questions answered. I just need more opportunities to ask them!
Why did a god damn POKEMON GAME borderline adapt it for kids?
I don't need these questions answered. I just need more opportunities to ask them!
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"The only good animal is an obedient animal."
Sony says "reasonable consumers" know they don’t own the digital PlayStation games they buy.
It argues that it's "not plausible" to suggest that when they buy a digital game they actually believe they're "obtaining ownership" of it.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sony-sa...
It argues that it's "not plausible" to suggest that when they buy a digital game they actually believe they're "obtaining ownership" of it.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sony-sa...
Sony says ‘reasonable consumers’ know they don’t own the digital games they buy | VGC
It’s “not plausible” to suggest people believe they’re “obtaining ownership”…
www.videogameschronicle.com
September 1, 2026 at 1:35 PM
"The only good animal is an obedient animal."
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Literally every shitty thing in the world exists because a terrible person at some time from somewhere said "because I said so".
Sony has responded to a digital games lawsuit by arguing that players don't actually own the games they buy
Its lawyers say they are licensed rather than sold
Its lawyers say they are licensed rather than sold
August 31, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Literally every shitty thing in the world exists because a terrible person at some time from somewhere said "because I said so".
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I wonder just how many people feel as though the leaks are "ruining" GTA VI.
'cuz if they are ruining it for you, Iiiii...think you're more scared of the FOMO than the game actually being fun.
Good games may appreciate the boost from hype culture, but they'll never *need* it to be good.
'cuz if they are ruining it for you, Iiiii...think you're more scared of the FOMO than the game actually being fun.
Good games may appreciate the boost from hype culture, but they'll never *need* it to be good.
August 26, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I wonder just how many people feel as though the leaks are "ruining" GTA VI.
'cuz if they are ruining it for you, Iiiii...think you're more scared of the FOMO than the game actually being fun.
Good games may appreciate the boost from hype culture, but they'll never *need* it to be good.
'cuz if they are ruining it for you, Iiiii...think you're more scared of the FOMO than the game actually being fun.
Good games may appreciate the boost from hype culture, but they'll never *need* it to be good.
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AI IS THEFT. PASS IT ON.
AI IS THRFT. PASS IT ON.
AI IS THEFT. PASS IT ON.
August 28, 2026 at 9:50 PM
AI IS THEFT. PASS IT ON.
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"Women" who make fun of, bully, and ostracize men--often their own BOYFRIENDS and HUSBANDS--for playing video games are the biggest losers on Earth.
You seriously can't let bro enjoy art he worked hard for? Shame him for having fun? His joy threatens your cancerous sense of control?
Actually die.
You seriously can't let bro enjoy art he worked hard for? Shame him for having fun? His joy threatens your cancerous sense of control?
Actually die.
August 30, 2026 at 3:38 AM
"Women" who make fun of, bully, and ostracize men--often their own BOYFRIENDS and HUSBANDS--for playing video games are the biggest losers on Earth.
You seriously can't let bro enjoy art he worked hard for? Shame him for having fun? His joy threatens your cancerous sense of control?
Actually die.
You seriously can't let bro enjoy art he worked hard for? Shame him for having fun? His joy threatens your cancerous sense of control?
Actually die.
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This sounds like it wouldn't be a real thing, but OH NO. It absolutely is.
Recently, one of my IRL friends (thankfully)broke it off with the bitch he was engaged to after she SMASHED ALL OF HIS GAME CONSOLES WITH A MALLET while he was at work and said "you need to grow the fuck up".
Not. Kidding.
Recently, one of my IRL friends (thankfully)broke it off with the bitch he was engaged to after she SMASHED ALL OF HIS GAME CONSOLES WITH A MALLET while he was at work and said "you need to grow the fuck up".
Not. Kidding.
August 30, 2026 at 3:45 AM
This sounds like it wouldn't be a real thing, but OH NO. It absolutely is.
Recently, one of my IRL friends (thankfully)broke it off with the bitch he was engaged to after she SMASHED ALL OF HIS GAME CONSOLES WITH A MALLET while he was at work and said "you need to grow the fuck up".
Not. Kidding.
Recently, one of my IRL friends (thankfully)broke it off with the bitch he was engaged to after she SMASHED ALL OF HIS GAME CONSOLES WITH A MALLET while he was at work and said "you need to grow the fuck up".
Not. Kidding.
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Day 21 - Cynessa/Solver
#murderdrones
#murderdrones
October 21, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Day 21 - Cynessa/Solver
#murderdrones
#murderdrones
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November 15, 2024 at 8:47 PM